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How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?
#1

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

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I got 9.

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Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21739640
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#2

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

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#3

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

"Never compromise for a man." This phrase is worn as a badge of courage for women, it's a commonly repeated trope that just can't get any rest, and it demonstrates precisely how narcissistic women are. Women everywhere repeat it as some kind of stand against oppression, but it literally says, "I expect people to curtail their behavior to please me, but there should be no expectation of the same from me."

It's basic maturity. I swear a lot, but if I'm going to church with somebody I'm not going to do it there because it's not appropriate. I also choose not to act like a moron in front of women (when I would around my friends), because I understand how I choose to act is who I am. I won't lean on a shoddy scapegoat to call any choice in my own behavior as oppression. The idea that women shouldn't be responsible for how they act takes away solely from their fight to prove agency.

But then, that's why we don't like feminists. Because the fight for and against agency at the same time is hypocritical and stupid as fuck.
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#4

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

I got 7...I'm not yet quite as skilled as you are Roosh at identifying the hamster it seems.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H L Mencken
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#5

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

I got 8...
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#6

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

If it wasn't for the hamster comment I would have figured the photo was of a man...
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#7

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

Ahh, the clue for the one I missed. I figured I'd grant her "pretty" since she looks OK for 46 and better than some of the 30 year olds around here. By objective standards she's hideous, but maybe not completely delusional if her fellow cat ladies are even worse.
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#8

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

I think I see the 9, but a couple of the hamsterisms are basically the same, so it can also be 7 or 8. These are all prototypical hamsterisms however. Basically, I got ran through during my prime years, and now I'm all used up and the men I want don't want me. I must rationalize this to make it appear I'M doing the rejecting, and am quite happy with my choice to withdraw from the game - to take my ball and go home if you will.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#9

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

I only see paragraphs that dense with hamster in online-dating profiles. Where did you find that?

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#10

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

Quote: (03-18-2013 12:09 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I only see paragraphs that dense with hamster in online-dating profiles. Where did you find that?

https://twitter.com/Lash495/status/313671803010707457

I agree, it is quite rich in hamster. So rich it's possibly a troll.
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#11

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

Quote: (03-18-2013 12:12 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

https://twitter.com/Lash495/status/313671803010707457

I agree, it is quite rich in hamster. So rich it's possibly a troll.

It's definitely suspicious. Are women fighting back trolling with trolling? Between this revelation, and now this thick-with-hamster paragraph, I think they may be adapting.

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#12

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

11.
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#13

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

Yeah...my thought was that this was from a dating profile. Instead, it was some kind of twitter declaration of independence. I see pretty much all of these hamsterisms in dating profiles every day, though I can't recall a profile that had ALL of them in there!

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#14

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

Funny how, of all the testimonials from the original article, she was the only one celibate because she fell off the carousel, and not for religious reasons.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21739640
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#15

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

Quote: (03-18-2013 01:07 PM)germanico Wrote:  

Funny how, of all the testimonials from the original article, she was the only one celibate because she fell off the carousel, and not for religious reasons.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21739640

It's a case of "which one of these things doesn't belong" if you ask me. Her testimonial doesn't belong with the others because it's pretty obvious she'd gladly have sex if some perfect guy appeared at her doorstep. She's not having sex not because of choice, but because she isn't desirable. The last one, Helen, is asexual. I once questioned the notion of asexuality - I always believed that everyone is sexually attracted to something, be it other people, animals...children in some cases. I saw a documentary about asexuals and it changed my mind.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#16

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

That gif should be part of the forum library. Its hilarious.
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#17

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

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I am 53 years old and I have been celibate for more than 30 years, nothing to do with religion and not through choice, it just happened that way. I had sexual intercourse once when I was 19 and the opportunity has never presented itself for me to repeat the experience. I'm not saying that I don't think about sex, it's just that I don't dwell on the fact that I have not had any since I was a teenager and, until now, I have never actually commented about it to anyone. Derek Cole, Glenrothes, Fife

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#18

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

I am a pretty (1) 46-year-old woman, single and I haven't had sex in almost four years. When I was in my 20s and 30s I had enough sex to last three lifetimes. I rarely went a week without finding someone to shack up with. Then I got older and more picky (2) and I found that most of the guys just weren't worth the time or the energy (3) . The whole thing got old (4) . I never found anyone compatible with me (5) and I certainly was never willing to compromise my personality and my priorities for a man (6), so there you have it. I'm actually happier because I don't date anymore (7) and I'm free to enjoy life with myself (8) . I have a great relationship with myself (9) and my life. Sex really isn't all that. (10)

Suppose it depends on how you count, but that's what I found. What a poor, poor woman. Reading stuff like this makes you understand why the mind developed rationalizations as a defense. If she had to face the truth, that she was alone forever and the only person to blame was herself, her little mind would shatter.
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#19

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She doesn't have to be alone forever. She isn't SO hideous that she can't get dick. Remember, there are tons of desperate, thirsty dudes out there. Countless fatties and fugs are getting smashed right this moment. Her problem is she thinks she's still a prize (if she ever WAS a true prize - she was just younger) and simply too good for any man she encounters.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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#20

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

Quote: (03-18-2013 12:17 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (03-18-2013 12:12 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

https://twitter.com/Lash495/status/313671803010707457

I agree, it is quite rich in hamster. So rich it's possibly a troll.

It's definitely suspicious. Are women fighting back trolling with trolling? Between this revelation, and now this thick-with-hamster paragraph, I think they may be adapting.

Resistance is Futile.




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#21

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

"pretty 46-year-old woman" is actually a double hamster, since pretty is both in contradiction with her being 46 and with her picture.





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#22

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

I see one hamster that inflates itself with every next sentence. But it's probably a troll.
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#23

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

I vote trollery. The words and phrases hit too many Manosphere memes too well.
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#24

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I agree that it's time we stay open to the possibility of females trolling. They know our rage buttons. Maybe basic checks can be done before we begin with the righteous anger.
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#25

How many instances of hamster can you identify in this quote?

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I am a pretty 46-year-old woman, single and I haven't had sex in almost four years. When I was in my 20s and 30s I had enough sex to last three lifetimes. I rarely went a week without finding someone to shack up with. Then I got older and more picky and I found that most of the guys just weren't worth the time or the energy. The whole thing got old. I never found anyone compatible with me and I certainly was never willing to compromise my personality and my priorities for a man, so there you have it. I'm actually happier because I don't date anymore and I'm free to enjoy life with myself. I have a great relationship with myself and my life. Sex really isn't all that.

This is either an outstanding example of female narcissism, or an outstanding example of troll creating a female narcissist.

I-me-my, as the Beatles song goes.

No matter which, it is outstanding.
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