[Hotwheels]

(02-28-2013 11:26 PM)BurnFirst Wrote:  

Dude looks nothing like Marc Anthony...where is the jack Daniels bass?

Who else thought of this guy when seeing this thread?

[thegmanifesto]

(03-01-2013 09:53 AM)Menace Wrote:  

Maybe I'm the only one, but that chick is nothing special at all (her money aside). I guess I'm also not that impressed that he's a 44 famous dude and dating a 21 year old...I mean shouldn't he be?

Yeah. I am with you.

21 years old. Cute. Billionaire.

I mean, what's the appeal?

[Kitsune]

(03-01-2013 09:44 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(02-28-2013 09:48 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(02-28-2013 09:35 PM)scorpion Wrote:  

Dude is like 5'6", weighs 120 lbs. soaking wet, is not exceptionally good looking, hasn't had a hit English language song in years and really isn't all that famous, except for having been married to J-Lo.

But he's still effortlessly dating girls half his age.

Game recognized.
Fame recognized.
Power of pre-selection recognized.

Among Latinos, he's a God. And he's famous enough among everyone else. Remember, he isn't just a singer. He's an actor too. As for his physical stature, no, he's not a stud. But look at the chick's he's been married to. Before J.Lo, it was Dyanara Torres, a former Miss Universe. He must be laying pipe properly.

Yeah, the cat has Game, plain and simple.

Which is kind of strange don't you guys think?

I mean him being short and all.

Or wait, maybe he is short because he has Game?

Please advise.

He was 6'4, and considering a career in Basketball. He spent all his time training, eating right and getting enough sleep. But the one thing he longed for, his schedule didn't permit him: The loving touch, of a woman. And so, he hopped onto google, and typed in "How to get girls"

Lo! Did he find the Mecca of game, the Roosh V Forums. Clicking on the game forum, because he liked to get straight to the point, he saw a thread, "Does height affect game?"

"Damn!" he thought, this is all about me! But, he was disgusted by what he saw. His fellow lotharios were saying things like "My mate who is 4'3 KILLS IT with the ladies" and "All the tall guys I've ever seen relied on the gravitational force of their lanky frames to pull girls in"

Swearing to himself that it would never be his fate, he dropped on his favourite smooth latin cd, and took the hacksaw from his tool-shed. Never again would he have discomfort squeezing into an economy seat, for he'd taken his excess height from himself, and as the blood poured from his wounds, he vowed to himself, "This sacrifice must be for the game!"

[Menace]

(03-01-2013 09:59 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(03-01-2013 09:53 AM)Menace Wrote:  

Maybe I'm the only one, but that chick is nothing special at all (her money aside). I guess I'm also not that impressed that he's a 44 famous dude and dating a 21 year old...I mean shouldn't he be?

Yeah. I am with you.

21 years old. Cute. Billionaire.

I mean, what's the appeal?

Edited post. Her physical appeal...overall, of course she has many pluses. Are you telling me she really gets your juices flowing?

[Blaster]

(03-01-2013 10:05 AM)Menace Wrote:  

Edited post. Her physical appeal...overall, of course she has many pluses. Are you telling me she really gets your juices flowing?

I'd rate her a solid 8. 3.5 stars. 90% chance she passes boner test if I met her in person.

I could easily see passing up 9s and 10s for a girl that looks like that if she brings other things to the table. Especially if Jennifer Lopez was a notch in my belt.

[Luvianka]

Good for him! I never understood why he married JLo. You can spot she's a bitch a mile away. Anyway, he has a thing for younger, slim girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjK40bQ8Aas
From 2:05

[Timoteo]

As some of you have noted, he's a legit singer, on recordings AND live. Not a lot of artists out there can claim that - many get exposed when singing live, and have to either sing to tracks or flat-out lip-sync. He's been a legit salsero for YEARS, and has built a huge following with his more romantic Spanish language and English pop hits. He doesn't drop an album a year, and largely stays out of the spotlight (other than the gossipy shit written about whoever he's banging, but he doesn't contribute to that) otherwise. I think the way he sings just melts chicks, and is part of why he pulls the way he does.

I hope Marc stops with the marriage nonsense. He's been married three times, and has kids with all of them (his first marriage is a little mentioned one to a NYC cop, and has an older daughter with her). He has little to gain from doing it again. He should just chill now with younger chicks and be a dad to his kids.

[thegmanifesto]

(03-01-2013 10:05 AM)Menace Wrote:  

(03-01-2013 09:59 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(03-01-2013 09:53 AM)Menace Wrote:  

Maybe I'm the only one, but that chick is nothing special at all (her money aside). I guess I'm also not that impressed that he's a 44 famous dude and dating a 21 year old...I mean shouldn't he be?

Yeah. I am with you.

21 years old. Cute. Billionaire.

I mean, what's the appeal?

Edited post. Her physical appeal...overall, of course she has many pluses. Are you telling me she really gets your juices flowing?

Yes. Of course.

But then again, my "juices have been flowing" like this since day one:

[bojangles]

shes done well to drop weight as well, when she was 17 she was bit of a rotter and pudgy, then she came on a TV show over here. She's been riding the cock carousel over here too, been bashed by quite a few pro footballers (soccer) players.

[kerouac]

Quote:

Lyrics:

I have been in love and been alone
I have traveled over many miles to find a home
There's that little place inside of me
That I never thought could take control of everything
But now I just spend all my time with anyone
Who makes me feel the way she does
CHORUS:
'Cause I only feel alive
When I dream at night
Even though she's not real it's all right
'Cause I only feel alive
When I dream at night
Every move that she makes holds my eyes
And I fall for her everytime
I've so many things I want to say
I'll be ready when the perfect moment comes my way
I had never known what's right for me
Till the night she opened up my heart and set it free
But now I just spend all my time with anyone
Who makes me feel the way she does
REPEAT CHORUS
Now I just spend all my time with anyone
Who makes me feel the way she does

With songs like this, it's no wonder girls want to get hit with his stick

[kdolo]

(02-28-2013 09:35 PM)scorpion Wrote:  

Dude is like 5'6", weighs 120 lbs. soaking wet, is not exceptionally good looking, hasn't had a hit English language song in years and really isn't all that famous, except for having been married to J-Lo.

But he's still effortlessly dating girls half his age.

You should try an expand your horizons a little bit.

South of the Rio Grande - all the way down to tip of South America,
Marc Antony is HUGE star and readily recognized as extremely talented: a real artist - as opposed to JLO - (popular, but not recognized as an artist)

So he's got huge fame (for those who travel in Lat Am) and filthy rich ....... - what else does a man need to bang the good young stuff ?

[kdolo]

(03-01-2013 10:37 AM)Luvianka Wrote:  

Good for him! I never understood why he married JLo. You can spot she's a bitch a mile away. Anyway, he has a thing for younger, slim girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjK40bQ8Aas
From 2:05

Why did he marry her ?
Jlo has:

1. LOTS of money: i.e. wont/cant go after his in the event things go south
2. FAME: more marketing opportuntities for himself
3. FAT JUICY (afro)LATIN ASS: self evident
4. HD: she cant stay single: appears to have a high sex drive
5. CUTE: she's a cutie.

marry a woman like her is as risk free as it gets for a man like him.

[Luvianka]

The man has a taste for Latinas. In this video he hired a dozen of Brazilian models:

[Pete]

(02-28-2013 09:35 PM)scorpion Wrote:  

Dude is like 5'6", weighs 120 lbs. soaking wet, is not exceptionally good looking, hasn't had a hit English language song in years and really isn't all that famous, except for having been married to J-Lo.

But he's still effortlessly dating girls half his age.

Game recognized.
Fame recognized.
Power of pre-selection recognized.

He's not that famous? No offense, but just because he isn't "famous" in the US doesn't mean he isn't famous anywhere else in the world.

(02-28-2013 11:34 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

I heard this story on Spanish radio this morning. It struck me as odd that people were even surprised that a forty-four year old guy could get a twenty-one year old girl, especially when the guy is a celebrity. I'll admit that he hasn't had a hit song in quite some time. Many guys are in their prime at forty-four, or even older than that. When I'm forty-four, I fully expect to get twenty-one year olds. If people are surprised and/or disturbed by that, screw them.

Last year he had #1 billboard chart songs.
1. "Porque les Mientes" - Peaked #1 on billboard, and has been 24 weeks on the top 20.
2. "Rain Over Me" - peaked #1 on billboard.

I think having 2 #1 billboard hits in one year qualifies as having a hit.

[Pete]

you guys should read the hating comments left by the hamsters at the link posted by the OP.

I haven't heard a singer with a voice that comes close to his. Fast forward to 2:30. Oh, and that is live singing.

[lavidaloca]

I can confirm that Marc Anthony is huge in Cuba as well.

[Ovid]

When I saw this thread, my first thought was "Wait, since when did ancient Egypt have a Disneyland?"

[aphelion]

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that one up-close picture of her makes me want to bash his head in with a rock caveman style and drag her off by her hair.

(note: I am not actually serious about that and am not going to do it)