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18 year olds and booze
#51
8 year olds and booze
Amazing that at 20 years of age in America you cannot buy a beer, but you can go to Walmart and buy an assault rifle [Image: smile.gif]
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#52
8 year olds and booze
Quote: (02-20-2013 04:02 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Found it odd myself. I thought PBR was the hot thing now...

I like the wine/sprite idea. A different take on your vodka/crystal light mix.

pbr is a party drink, chicks like to drink wine with dinner and every other occasion, when I was in college it's mostly what they buy
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#53
8 year olds and booze
Quote: (02-20-2013 05:37 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Quote: (02-20-2013 05:25 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

You banged her yet?

I'm going to post every two hours until you do!

She texted about an hour and a half ago to make sure we were on for tonight.

Probably because I blew her off last night.

I think it's on, but just remember it's only 4:35PM here Vicious. Picking her up at 7PM.
A girl doing a reverse flake? Wtf. In what world do women text to confirm dates not flake on them. Sucks that I have the worst luck with that.[Image: undecided.gif]
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#54
8 year olds and booze
Sadly, on the west coast, the fake alcohol idea is probably a good bet in order to protect yourself. I need to find me an 18 year old. Sounds fun.

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#55
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She was on the rag, so no smash.

Got a nice blower, of which she swallowed about half. Since I've been taking some zinc, resulting in big loads, I'll give a passing grade on that.

Almost had to whip it out, but in the end I only had to unzip and she took it from there.

She wanted to snuggle and shit after the blower, so after about 20 minutes of that I took her home.

Will smash when period done.
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#56
8 year olds and booze
How much did y'all drink?
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#57
8 year olds and booze
Just one bottle of cheap wine. Didn't finish it.

The hummer was decent but she needs a little remedial schooling on it.
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#58
8 year olds and booze
@Hotwheels
/Slow clap

Bravo good sir! Bravo!
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#59
8 year olds and booze
Good job!

Did she tell you she was on the rag or did you reach into her panties and brushed her flood guards? You know this of course but the period protest might just be an excuse to drop the bang.
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#60
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You didn't tell her you were a grown ass man and have seen plenty of blood in your day?

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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#61
8 year olds and booze
Since I got the blower without too much effort I was satisfied. I've got my Red Wings so no need to go there again. Besides, I don't like leaving murder scenes in hotel rooms where I stay a lot.

Felt the pad through her pants before she pulled my hand away so it wasn't just LMR.
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#62
8 year olds and booze
That's how it's done fellas [Image: lol.gif] Congrats Hotwheels [Image: thumb.gif]

And to the younger guys on this forum ...This is what all the girls your age are secretly doing. So stop sweating them like they're some special little virgin princesses.

They're not.

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#63
8 year olds and booze
Three pages of hype and all you give us is "got a blower" ?
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#64
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Quote: (02-21-2013 12:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Three pages of hype and all you give us is "got a blower" ?

What do you want mechanico ...a Penthouse Forum breakdown? [Image: lol.gif]

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#65
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Quote: (02-21-2013 12:30 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Three pages of hype and all you give us is "got a blower" ?

He got a blower that was 7 on a 10 point scale. Her mouth temperature was 38°C, and the exact volume of his ejaculation was 6.29 mililitres.

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#66
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I guess because I've lived the past six years outside of the US I find it amusing how excited you guys get about an 18 yr old [Image: smile.gif] But what I am finding these days, is that the older women are looking better than the young girls because they are not as fat and take better care of themselves. Personally, I would rather bang a 28 yr old with a tight body and some class than a chubby 18 yr old McDonald's nugget.

With that said, congrats HotWheels for proving that young girls can find older (40+) guys attractive. Forget about 18, I have girls younger than that hitting on me on a regular basis.
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#67
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No no I'm looking for a breakdown like..

Ok guys, I got off work and hit the liquor store for some supplies then made a drink grabbed a quick shower and texted her "hey babay you down for some intercourse?" and she said come get me but my folks are home so park down the road and I'll sneak out my window. I pull up and there's a big NRA banner on the house so I pull down the road and text "here" she comes running down and jumps in my truck wearing black leather high heeled boots and a Packers jacket and says to me "lets get it on mofo" so I head..............................
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#68
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Quote: (02-21-2013 01:09 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

No no I'm looking for a breakdown like..

Ok guys, I got off work and hit the liquor store for some supplies then made a drink grabbed a quick shower and texted her "hey babay you down for some intercourse?" and she said come get me but my folks are home so park down the road and I'll sneak out my window. I pull up and there's a big NRA banner on the house so I pull down the road and text "here" she comes running down and jumps in my truck wearing black leather high heeled boots and a Packers jacket and says to me "lets get it on mofo" so I head..............................

Lmao

Agree, this had nice momentum going in
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#69
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Quote: (02-21-2013 12:27 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

This is what all the girls your age are secretly doing. So stop sweating them like they're some special little virgin princesses.

They're not.

hahahahaha, no shit. when I was 18...ah hell, nevermind

i was just talking to a former FB who happens to be 18 and she was telling me she celebrated Mardi Gras a couple weeks ago by getting into a gangbang with another girl and 2 guys. Ticked me off a little cause I kept pressuring for a threesome with her and she wouldn't do it. Ah well....
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#70
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Quote: (02-21-2013 01:09 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

No no I'm looking for a breakdown like..

Ok guys, I got off work and hit the liquor store for some supplies then made a drink grabbed a quick shower and texted her "hey babay you down for some intercourse?" and she said come get me but my folks are home so park down the road and I'll sneak out my window. I pull up and there's a big NRA banner on the house so I pull down the road and text "here" she comes running down and jumps in my truck wearing black leather high heeled boots and a Packers jacket and says to me "lets get it on mofo" so I head..............................


You start out pretty close... Except I told her we had to go to the hotel before doing anything else so I could take a shower. And I ordered a pizza before hitting the shower. Once there, never found a reason to leave.

Thing is I was done with work by 4PM. Didn't tell her that though. Let her think I'm busy and running things tight to work her in.

I just do things for the hell of it sometimes and the shit works. I used the shower gambit to bring her to the hotel obviously.

Why is it broads have no concept on how to give directions? I ended up using my nav....
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#71
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Quote:Quote:

Except I told her we had to go to the hotel before doing anything else so I could take a shower. And I ordered a pizza before hitting the shower. Once there, never found a reason to leave.

Nothing but class here.
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#72
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Quote: (02-21-2013 04:03 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

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Except I told her we had to go to the hotel before doing anything else so I could take a shower. And I ordered a pizza before hitting the shower. Once there, never found a reason to leave.

Nothing but class here.

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#73
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She was on her period? Did you forget to use the "I'm a vampire" line?

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