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I admit it, I have a small penis...
#1

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Let me start with a quick story:

"In 1997 I started my senior year of High School as a virgin. When I walked into the first day of class I made a deal with myself "If I don't get laid this year, I will jump head first off the Verrazano bridge". Luckily I ended up getting laid over the spring break in March.

I was getting close to getting laid in the early fall. My friend Fred and I met this sophmore, grunge girl, named Diana who was very flirty, and for fun she started putting her hands down our pants outside. One day she put her hand down Fred's pants and she said "wow, that is huge", then she ran over to put her hands down mine, and said "haha, its so tiny!"

I didn't think much of it because Fred is a hairy, Italian, uncircumsized monkey, but what happened to me the next year in College got me wondering.

The next year I went away to SUNY Albany in upstate NY, and my first girlfriend dumped me two weeks into the first semester. Luckily I met this hick from upstate named Jodie, and I got my 2nd flag 2 weeks after getting dumped by my first flag.

One day Jodie decided to give me a blowjob in my dorm room. It was the best 15 minutes of pleasure in my life, and when I reached climax she blurted out "Wow, that was the best ever. I could fit the whole thing in my mouth!"

I didn't think much of it, but when I told my dorm mates they were on the floor laughing. At this point I started to realize something...

I have a small to average sized penis


But do not fear! Over the years I learned how to compensate for having an average to lower size penis. I now apply three methods:

A) Shave your pubes into a "reverse pyramid", that causes an optical illusion adding length

B) Keep the belly fat at a minimum

C) Lean back as far as possible during doggie style, like you are doing the "limbo"

I have gotten to the point where it is no longer an issue for me, physically, or most importantly, mentally.

Happy Valentines Day to all you players with a normal size ding dong!
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#2

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Quote: (02-14-2013 06:28 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

Let me start with a quick story:

"In 1997 I started my senior year of High School as a virgin. When I walked into the first day of class I made a deal with myself "If I don't get laid this year, I will jump head first off the Verrazano bridge". Luckily I ended up getting laid over the spring break in March.

I was getting close to getting laid in the early fall. My friend Fred and I met this sophmore, grunge girl, named Diana who was very flirty, and for fun she started putting her hands down our pants outside. One day she put her hand down Fred's pants and she said "wow, that is huge", then she ran over to put her hands down mine, and said "haha, its so tiny!"

I didn't think much of it because Fred is a hairy, Italian, uncircumsized monkey, but what happened to me the next year in College got me wondering.

The next year I went away to SUNY Albany in upstate NY, and my first girlfriend dumped me two weeks into the first semester. Luckily I met this hick from upstate named Jodie, and I got my 2nd flag 2 weeks after getting dumped by my first flag.

One day Jodie decided to give me a blowjob in my dorm room. It was the best 15 minutes of pleasure in my life, and when I reached climax she blurted out "Wow, that was the best ever. I could fit the whole thing in my mouth!"

I didn't think much of it, but when I told my dorm mates they were on the floor laughing. At this point I started to realize something...

I have a small to average sized penis


But do not fear! Over the years I learned how to compensate for having an average to lower size penis. I now apply three methods:

A) Shave your pubes into a "reverse pyramid", that causes an optical illusion adding length

B) Keep the belly fat at a minimum

C) Lean back as far as possible during doggie style, like you are doing the "limbo"

I have gotten to the point where it is no longer an issue for me, physically, or most importantly, mentally.

Happy Valentines Day to all you players with a normal size ding dong!
Guys should realize that the average Western woman has likely had a guy who had a much larger dick than you. Dudes like to think that they're there woman's best lovers and all of this other bs. Maybe but probably not. I remember hearing one woman say only one guy could give her orgasms but she likes the way hugging her husband makes her feel. Needless to say but I doubt hubby is getting to her pussy as easy as her giant dicked lover was. It's also a reason I think the wise men of past saw monogamy as a necessity to keep couples together.
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#3

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Is that the pubic hair design you were talking about?
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#4

I admit it, I have a small penis...

@GMG you know exactly what I am talking about! You are from Brooklyn too??
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#5

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Does everyone in Brooklyn have this pube cut?

Here in Texas we all have rectangular patches
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#6

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Just hit it right. Broads only remember their biggest, and if your hitting it right won't give a fuck if you not close to that. I honestly think it means very little in the grande scheme because there is still 95% worth of other things you have to do to get her into bed in which the other 5% become rather minor and only only magnified by us Men do to the nature and environment they take place in.

A British Documentary pointed out that women run wild with the hamsters and see cocks way bigger then they actually are. They think average sized shit is porn star size, or dudes whom are well off like anacondas, but they don't even realize that they deal more or less with people whom are just at or below average.. their hamsters just don't stop.

If you are challenged then the tips laid out above do help but its not the end of the world. A dude can be packing a snake and have blue balls vs. a dude with game and a little pecker whom is getting pussy every night.. which man is happier?
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#7

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Only the one's who need the help.....
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#8

I admit it, I have a small penis...

how small is it?

would you trade an inch of height for an inch of dick?
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#9

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Looks like you need to jelq, lad. Haha
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#10

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Shaping your pubes sounds feminine to me, but to each his own.

I like the tip on going limbo while hitting it doggy style. The bigger the girl's ass the longer your cock needs to be. I'll have to give the limbo technique a try for deeper penetration from the back.

Also, few women will experience orgasm from penile stimulation. So I don't really care how big I am. Our entire penis is sensitive while only two small spots on her are, one of which is outside her body. The other is only a few inches in and as long as you have at least a two inch dick, lol you will reach it.
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#11

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Small dick?

Date a girl with small hands.
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#12

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Quote: (02-14-2013 08:01 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Shaping your pubes sounds feminine to me, but to each his own.

I like the tip on going limbo while hitting it doggy style. The bigger the girl's ass the longer your cock needs to be. I'll have to give the limbo technique a try for deeper penetration from the back.

Also, few women will experience orgasm from penile stimulation. So I don't really care how big I am. Our entire penis is sensitive while only two small spots on her are, one of which is outside her body. The other is only a few inches in and as long as you have at least a two inch dick, lol you will reach it.

I hear this all the time but I don't believe it.
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#13

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Quote: (02-14-2013 06:51 PM)GBG Wrote:  

Does everyone in Brooklyn have this pube cut?

Here in Texas we all have rectangular patches

Speak for yourself. I got me a star of David patch and I'm not even Jewish. I'm going for the cross next since girls are always screaming OHHHHHHHHH GODDDDDDDDDD. Jesussssss slow down.... [Image: kermit.gif]
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#14

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Quote: (02-14-2013 06:52 PM)TheCaptainPower Wrote:  

Only the one's who need the help.....

Go and buy a hanger and water pump and report back in six months.

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#15

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#16

I admit it, I have a small penis...

What? No no no. My dick isn't small. My balls are just gigantic.

You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor.
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#17

I admit it, I have a small penis...

Quote: (02-14-2013 10:04 PM)Enigma Wrote:  

Quote: (02-14-2013 08:01 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Shaping your pubes sounds feminine to me, but to each his own.

I like the tip on going limbo while hitting it doggy style. The bigger the girl's ass the longer your cock needs to be. I'll have to give the limbo technique a try for deeper penetration from the back.

Also, few women will experience orgasm from penile stimulation. So I don't really care how big I am. Our entire penis is sensitive while only two small spots on her are, one of which is outside her body. The other is only a few inches in and as long as you have at least a two inch dick, lol you will reach it.

I hear this all the time but I don't believe it.

This is some feminist bullshit. I've heard it, but it doesn't coincide with my experience. I've known many girls who were just never satisfied without cock, and that's saying something, because I'm good at all the other stuff.

I imagine this is because feminists usually date betas who are shit in bed, and since these two groups constitute most of academia, it became 'truth'.

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Fuck this shit, I peace out.
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#18

I admit it, I have a small penis...

But you got the biggest balls of us all for admitting that [Image: amuse.gif]
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#19

I admit it, I have a small penis...

A big dick guy looks at a small dick guy in the locker room and says "Who are you going to please with that?" SD guy replies "ME!!"

As for girls not being able to orgasm from penetration, I had one who could orgasm ONLY with penetration - no amount of clit rubbing would do it. A lot of it is mental with girls.
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#20

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Quote: (02-15-2013 02:47 AM)Surreyman Wrote:  

This is some feminist bullshit. I've heard it, but it doesn't coincide with my experience. I've known many girls who were just never satisfied without cock, and that's saying something, because I'm good at all the other stuff.

I imagine this is because feminists usually date betas who are shit in bed, and since these two groups constitute most of academia, it became 'truth'.

Yeah, the vast majority of girls I've been with have had orgasms during sex. It's almost entirely a mental thing. I've actually found the less I give a shit about their orgasm the more likely they are to have one. Granted Game tends to screen for chicks who are DTF and like sex, which means they probably get off on dick more than your typical uptight feminist.
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#21

I admit it, I have a small penis...

same, not fucking arsed, im indian though, its genetic. By Jupiter I just stick it in mouth, pussy and ass and the Gods shower me with gifts of pleasure

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#22

I admit it, I have a small penis...

also it runs two ways.

Girls vaginas varies loads too.

Some will be tight and awesome... some will feel like a vast chasm.

That's to say nothing of their general sensuality and other rhythms and bedroom skills.

That's why it's mostly about finding a girl who clicks with you, physically and vibe-wise.
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