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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio
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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Old story but still pretty crazy

http://thedailycricket.com/2011/12/01/fl...o-lessons/

Tampa, Fla. – Angel Adams, an unemployed mother of 15 children, has been ordered by a Florida court judge to take fellatio lessons in an attempt to slow down the onslaught of illegitimate children spewing from her vagina. The unusual sentence follows weeks of arrests, court appearances and network interviews.

Judge Tracy Sheehan handed down the sentence after Adams refused to admit she was pregnant again.

“Ms. Adams, as a judge of this court and as a citizen of the state of Florida,” said Judge Sheehan, ”I am obligated to shut down the party in your pants. You apparently have no moral compass to guide your unstoppable urge to share your body with the entire male population of the Florida panhandle, so this court is ordering you to learn how to perform fellatio and how to give hand jobs. If this doesn’t slow your unabashed desire to drive up the minority population of the United States, then I will tie your tubes myself,” said the irritated judge.

Angel Adams made national headlines recently after she was thrown out of her apartment with her 15 children in tow and demanded that the State of Florida bail her out.

Tampa police say that Adams was legally evicted because she had lied to her landlord about the number of children she had living with her. The Department of Children and Families paid her bills and found a house big enough for Adams and her tribe of 15, but she was not happy with the new arrangements. Adams took the FDC to court yesterday in an attempt to force them to help her.

The presiding judge noted that Adams seemed to be irritated with the court.

“You right I mad! Somebody gutta pay for these childrens,” said the unwed mother. ”I can’t! I axed that DCF people that I been throwed out of my apartment for no good reason. Now I guts nowheres to live. Theys have to give me a place to live. Did you see that house that they was gunna put us in? Damn, who dey tink we is? That damn house right up against the fucking railroad tracks. All that noise gunna throw off my monthly cycle. Beside, ain’t no washer or drying machine and I ain’t walking down to the laundry, uh..Uh.. no way!”

The case was temporarily delayed when Ms. Adams’s uterus fell out onto the courtroom floor and court bailiffs struggled to shove it back in. After the brief but disturbing delay, Judge Sheehan told Adams that if she was to ever step foot in her courtroom again that she’d better not be wearing a dress.

“I expect you to be wearing pants,” said the judge, “and spanx…at least two pairs. I don’t want to see your Fallopian tubes in my court again.”

Adams and her children have been put up at the Four Seasons Hotel until other living quarters can be arranged.

Angel Adams has been collecting welfare and other government assistance since 1972. She has never been employed and has no source of income. In 1989 she briefly worked as a model and was seen on the March cover of Hoe Magazine. She gave up her modeling career after she received injuries falling off the casting couch of the poorly respected photographer, David Zapruder. Eight different men and one donkey sired Angel’s 15 children.

“Oh the donkey be the father of Jerome,” said Angel. “That boy shure be stubborn!”

Adams’ family has refused to help her in her latest string of problems. Angel’s brother Jobone told reporters this morning, “I am done with that crazy hoe. This well is dry so she be wasting her time dropping her bucket down on me! She just can’t keep her damn legs closed! Why ain’t those children’s daddy’s paying for them kids?”
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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Should have ordered her to take it up the ass, too.

Quote: (02-06-2013 06:09 PM)JayMillz Wrote:  

“Oh the donkey be the father of Jerome,” said Angel. “That boy shure be stubborn!”

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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Damn! This bitch almost makes Octomom look like a good mother. If the court really wanted this creature to stop reproducing they would have ordered that she get her tubes tied or her reproductive organs removed.
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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio






thought i would also add





Game/red pill article links

"Chicks dig power, men dig beauty, eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap, men are expendable, women are perishable." - Heartiste
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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Yeah OK









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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Guys,

The story is a FARCE of Angel Adams from Florida. Didn't you notice the part where her "uterus fell out onto the floor" during court proceedings?
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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Quote: (02-06-2013 07:27 PM)Technics Wrote:  

Guys,

The story is a FARCE of Angel Adams from Florida. Didn't you notice the part where her "uterus fell out onto the floor" during court proceedings?

http://voices.yahoo.com/defiant-single-m...55560.html

"Every thing they say is a bunch of bull," is how Angel Adams describes the Florida Dept of Children and Families who have been paying her expenses and recently found her a 6 bedroom rent-free home.

Tampa resident, Angel Adams is 37 years old and loves being a mom. "Children are a gift from God," she says, "and I can have as many as I want to." She expects society to help care for them when she can't. She wants the money she needs with no strings attached. Angel does not think she owes anybody anything, not even a "thank you."

According to Angel, God has gifted her splendidly. The 37 year old single mother has given birth to 15 children. Twelve of the children ages 6 months to l8 and their mom are under the supervision of the Florida Dept. of Children and Families. They receive welfare, social services and financial aid. The three oldest children aged out of the welfare system after reaching age 18.

Angel doesn't have a job. "This is my work and I do it all myself," she says. She describes her situation as 3 fathers, one mother and 15 children. 10 were fathered by Garry Brown, currently serving a 5 year prison term for a cocaine conviction.

Five of the children are named after him...Garry Nesha, Garry Brown Jr., Garry Lethia, Garryiell, and Garry Rick. The family was not receiving social services until Garry Brown was arrested and jailed.

Angel Adams first came to the attention of child welfare authorities two years ago, when her nine year old son got into trouble for bringing a knife to school. Angel became combative and police and child welfare authorities got involved.

When child welfare authorities visited the home they found neglect and unsafe conditions. They removed the children and placed them in foster care. Angel had to prove she was a fit parent and eventually got her kids back. However, her fiance, Mr. Brown got arrested and convicted of drug dealing and Angel lost her financial support.

Florida believes in keeping families together and has coordinated a huge support system for Angel. She receives rent money and all kinds of assistance from the county, but she is unable to manage her situation. She doesn't pay her bills. The children are dirty. They miss school and doctor's appointments. They trashed their last living quarters and were evicted. No one wants to rent to them.

They finally ended up in a dingy motel room where they again gained the attention of authorities and also the media. Angel says the family has been railroaded and someone must pay. It is not her fault she has no money. No one is helping her enough. She is angry at the system and expresses no gratitude for the help she gets.

"I need transportation. I need money and a decent place to live," she says. Both her and her children fear DCF.

However DCF still wants to keep the family together saying that the children love their mother and she loves them. At a recent court hearing after DCF arranged for a rent free 6 bedroom home and clothing for the children and paid her unpaid bills of $6000, the judge warned her that with her attitude and behavior, she was "one step from the street."

Before moving into her new 6 bedroom house, Ms. Adams was asked to provide a list of approved visitors.... people who would come in contact with the children. The state would do a criminal background check on them. Adams refused to do so saying that the information is personal. She was taken to court.

The judge looked at her and asked her if she was pregnant with her 16th. Adams refused to answer. "For the children's safety we must know who you are cavorting with," Circuit Judge Tracy Sheehan said.

When Adams again said the information was personal, the judge sentenced her to jail for contempt of court, and placed the children in foster care.

"Stupid is as stupid does," said the judge. Enough is enough. This woman blew it, and now I can sleep at night."
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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Quote: (02-06-2013 07:27 PM)Technics Wrote:  

Guys,

The story is a FARCE of Angel Adams from Florida. Didn't you notice the part where her "uterus fell out onto the floor" during court proceedings?

Yep - I went through it and read it again. Masterfully crafted story, though.
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Court Orders Mother Of 15 To Learn Fellatio

Because a judge in 2013 could get away with saying, "If this doesn’t slow your unabashed desire to drive up the minority population of the United States..."

If you are going to impose your will on the world, you must have control over what you believe.

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