[digitalamish]

Came across this article on MSN UK. Thought would share... Enjoy!

53 secrets girls don't want guys to know

By Jane Hoskyn

Ask us what women are thinking, and we can trot out any number of things. “Don’t knock babbling, it’s a sign that we fancy you,” for example. Or: “Give us stubble burn once and we may never kiss you again.”

But those are the things that we wish men knew. The really telling thoughts are the ones that we don’t want men to know. Especially the men that we’re sleeping with – or wish we were sleeping with.

Deep in this innermost vault of secrecy lie our feelings about our exes, your exes, our bodies, your bodies... and our feelings at the end of a date or the start of a relationship. This is top-secret, high-octane stuff. In the wrong hands, it could be extremely dangerous. Read on if you think you’re hard enough.

1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and we’ll always tut and roll our eyes. But we’re awesomely flattered and we’d be gutted if it stopped.

2. We will never grow out of our fascination with pop stars. A guy can be completely ordinary-looking, but we will fancy him if he’s in a band.

3. We are more likely to fancy a guy if his ex-girlfriends are really pretty.

4. We can be put off a guy by finding out that his ex-girlfriends are a bit ugly.

5. When we look through your Facebook photos, we’re looking to see how pretty or ugly your ex-girlfriends are.

6. We look through your Facebook photos a lot, and we really hope that you haven’t downloaded anything that reveals who looks at them the most.

7. Here’s how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong that we’re a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. We’ll wonder what we did wrong, and we won’t be able to stop thinking about you.

8. The above strategy isn’t foolproof. We may just lose interest. It depends on how much we liked you in the first place.

9. We often don’t know how much we liked you in the first place. We may have to wait until you don’t phone us. If we’re disappointed, it proves that we fancy you. If we’re not, it proves that we don’t. It’s like when you toss a coin to help you make a decision.

10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we don’t understand how our minds work.

11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.

12. We love getting a missed call from you. It makes us feel in control.

13. The pleasure of noticing a missed call doesn’t last long. We never know how soon to ring back, and it does our heads in.

14. We are constantly scared of putting you off by seeming too keen.

15. We are constantly scared of putting you off by not seeming keen enough.

16. We will never discuss this with you because we are constantly scared of putting you off by bringing “us” up in conversation.

17. “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.

18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being manipulative.

19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our feelings first.

20. Snoring costs you sex.

21. Your feet disgust us.

22. We shave our toes.

23. We’ve got a rogue hair that needs regular plucking.

24. We went through a phase of shaving our moustache.

25. We leave our legs unshaven on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

26. We wear big knickers on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

27. We spend entire first dates fancying the pants off you and worrying that we’ll end up in bed with you, all unshaven legs and big knickers.

28. We don’t actually care that much about the loo seat.

29. We suspect that you like our bodies more when we’re carrying a few extra pounds, but we always feel better about ourselves when we lose weight. However we hate that our boobs look deflated, and we’re disgusted by the injustice of it.

30. We envy you for being able to eat more than us and not get fat. By “envy” we mean “occasionally hate.”

31. If a grown-up woman has light blonde hair, she’s bleaching it*. You can tell that a woman is a natural blonde from her mousey eyebrows. (* OK, or she’s Scandinavian.)

32. We trim our nose-hair.

33. Yes we’ve got nice eyes, blah blah. Boring. We are desperate for you to compliment our skin and our necks.

34. We are even more desperate for you to write poems about us.

35. When we’re at a party we clock the sexy girls far quicker than we clock the sexy guys.

36. We find female strippers sexier than male strippers. But that doesn’t mean we want to snog any of them.

37. However we do wish we were gay sometimes, if only to get oral sex from someone who really knows what they’re doing.

38. Size does matter, fellas.

39. What you do with it matters even more.

40. What you do with your tongue matters most of all.

41. We’re really scared that you’ll feel our back zits.

42. During breakouts we get up at 6am and cover our spots with concealer while you’re sleeping.

43. We don’t want you to stay for breakfast. We want you to leave immediately so that you don’t have time to register how dog-rough we look in the morning.

44. We want you to text us from your journey home to say how you can’t stop smiling.

45. If you don’t text or call within 24 hours we’ll feel so unhappy that no amount of chocolate and wine can cheer us up. Though we’ll give it a try.

46. We’d happily sleep with your best mate to make you jealous.

47. We’re scared of commitment too.

48. If you’re not very well endowed, your girlfriend won’t tell her friends. She’s as embarrassed about it as you are. However if you dump her, she’ll tell everyone.

49. We fake orgasms so that you’ll stop and let us go to sleep.

50. We aren’t always sure when we’re faking it. In orgasms, the line between fact and fiction can be very thin.

51. We love falling asleep in your arms, for the first few weeks of a relationship anyway. To be honest we’d sleep a lot better if you weren’t there.

52. We find your dark-coloured bedsheets a total turn-off.

53. We’re all little girls inside. You make us cry far more easily than you realise.

[Vacancier Permanent]

This just shows how twisted, f-ed up and manipulative are the North American women/girls. This crap applies mainly to North American feminazis. Girls in other places rarely make the guy go through all this shit. Hence the reason I and more and more guys are giving up on these manipulative bitches and focus solely on foreign girls who know what being a sexy, feminine women is about.

[Giovonny]

Great fucking article, great honesty by the woman who wrote it. I agree with most of what she says, in fact, I have come to the same conclusions myself over the years. Alot of my Game is based off of these principles.

"1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and we’ll always tut and roll our eyes. But we’re awesomely flattered and we’d be gutted if it stopped"

...i knew they liked this, this is the basis of my street game/day Game. I don't apoligize for talking to them in public, beause I know they love it.

"7. Here’s how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong that we’re a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. We’ll wonder what we did wrong, and we won’t be able to stop thinking about you."

...this is the first thing you learn in this Game right? Make them chase you. You are the prize.

"10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we don’t understand how our minds work."

...i said this the first time i saw "Mystery's" show on "VH1". How can you understand what goes on inside the mind of a woman?....when EVEN THEY THEMSELVES DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT GOES ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS.

"18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being manipulative"

...girls are born with Game, we are the ones who have to learn it.

I can't say enough about this article. I can't believe how honest it is. To me this is worth more then any PUA book or bootcamp. This is a peek inside the mind of women. I "knew in my gut" that alot of this stuff was true. But girls never admit it. This article has really helped my Game. I knew I was on the right track.

[hydrogonian]

(05-13-2010 10:41 AM)digitalamish Wrote:  

Came across this article on MSN UK. Thought would share... Enjoy!

53 secrets girls don't want guys to know

By Jane Hoskyn

Ask us what women are thinking, and we can trot out any number of things. “Don’t knock babbling, it’s a sign that we fancy you,” for example. Or: “Give us stubble burn once and we may never kiss you again.”

But those are the things that we wish men knew. The really telling thoughts are the ones that we don’t want men to know. Especially the men that we’re sleeping with – or wish we were sleeping with.

Deep in this innermost vault of secrecy lie our feelings about our exes, your exes, our bodies, your bodies... and our feelings at the end of a date or the start of a relationship. This is top-secret, high-octane stuff. In the wrong hands, it could be extremely dangerous. Read on if you think you’re hard enough.

1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and we’ll always tut and roll our eyes. But we’re awesomely flattered and we’d be gutted if it stopped.

2. We will never grow out of our fascination with pop stars. A guy can be completely ordinary-looking, but we will fancy him if he’s in a band.

3. We are more likely to fancy a guy if his ex-girlfriends are really pretty.

4. We can be put off a guy by finding out that his ex-girlfriends are a bit ugly.

5. When we look through your Facebook photos, we’re looking to see how pretty or ugly your ex-girlfriends are.

6. We look through your Facebook photos a lot, and we really hope that you haven’t downloaded anything that reveals who looks at them the most.

7. Here’s how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong that we’re a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. We’ll wonder what we did wrong, and we won’t be able to stop thinking about you.

8. The above strategy isn’t foolproof. We may just lose interest. It depends on how much we liked you in the first place.

9. We often don’t know how much we liked you in the first place. We may have to wait until you don’t phone us. If we’re disappointed, it proves that we fancy you. If we’re not, it proves that we don’t. It’s like when you toss a coin to help you make a decision.

10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we don’t understand how our minds work.

11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.

12. We love getting a missed call from you. It makes us feel in control.

13. The pleasure of noticing a missed call doesn’t last long. We never know how soon to ring back, and it does our heads in.

14. We are constantly scared of putting you off by seeming too keen.

15. We are constantly scared of putting you off by not seeming keen enough.

16. We will never discuss this with you because we are constantly scared of putting you off by bringing “us” up in conversation.

17. “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.

18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being manipulative.

19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our feelings first.

20. Snoring costs you sex.

21. Your feet disgust us.

22. We shave our toes.

23. We’ve got a rogue hair that needs regular plucking.

24. We went through a phase of shaving our moustache.

25. We leave our legs unshaven on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

26. We wear big knickers on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

27. We spend entire first dates fancying the pants off you and worrying that we’ll end up in bed with you, all unshaven legs and big knickers.

28. We don’t actually care that much about the loo seat.

29. We suspect that you like our bodies more when we’re carrying a few extra pounds, but we always feel better about ourselves when we lose weight. However we hate that our boobs look deflated, and we’re disgusted by the injustice of it.

30. We envy you for being able to eat more than us and not get fat. By “envy” we mean “occasionally hate.”

31. If a grown-up woman has light blonde hair, she’s bleaching it*. You can tell that a woman is a natural blonde from her mousey eyebrows. (* OK, or she’s Scandinavian.)

32. We trim our nose-hair.

33. Yes we’ve got nice eyes, blah blah. Boring. We are desperate for you to compliment our skin and our necks.

34. We are even more desperate for you to write poems about us.

35. When we’re at a party we clock the sexy girls far quicker than we clock the sexy guys.

36. We find female strippers sexier than male strippers. But that doesn’t mean we want to snog any of them.

37. However we do wish we were gay sometimes, if only to get oral sex from someone who really knows what they’re doing.

38. Size does matter, fellas.

39. What you do with it matters even more.

40. What you do with your tongue matters most of all.

41. We’re really scared that you’ll feel our back zits.

42. During breakouts we get up at 6am and cover our spots with concealer while you’re sleeping.

43. We don’t want you to stay for breakfast. We want you to leave immediately so that you don’t have time to register how dog-rough we look in the morning.

44. We want you to text us from your journey home to say how you can’t stop smiling.

45. If you don’t text or call within 24 hours we’ll feel so unhappy that no amount of chocolate and wine can cheer us up. Though we’ll give it a try.

46. We’d happily sleep with your best mate to make you jealous.

47. We’re scared of commitment too.

48. If you’re not very well endowed, your girlfriend won’t tell her friends. She’s as embarrassed about it as you are. However if you dump her, she’ll tell everyone.

49. We fake orgasms so that you’ll stop and let us go to sleep.

50. We aren’t always sure when we’re faking it. In orgasms, the line between fact and fiction can be very thin.

51. We love falling asleep in your arms, for the first few weeks of a relationship anyway. To be honest we’d sleep a lot better if you weren’t there.

52. We find your dark-coloured bedsheets a total turn-off.

53. We’re all little girls inside. You make us cry far more easily than you realise.

Well, duh...

...this is a great article that sums up parts of the average womans psychology nicely. Especially #53, which deserves some more discussion.

But really, do you all have mustaches? If so, I think my world just changed...

[The_CEO]

Good list but... #26.

what the f are "knickers"

who wrote this, Charles Dickens?

[Mrs. Chocolate]

The most important at all is 38# hahahaha. The others can be discussed.
No. Kidding. I rather the magic of the wound than the wound itself.

[bcg]

This list is exactly the list it claims to not be.

11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.
19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our feelings first.
20. Snoring costs you sex.
21. Your feet disgust us.

This being presented as "what we don't want you to know" is bullshit.

[Willy Wonka]

17. “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.


Damn... I swear like every girl tells me this shit.

[digitalamish]

(05-13-2010 12:43 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

"18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being manipulative"

...girls are born with Game, we are the ones who have to learn it.

This is so true! You could probably go all the way back to kindergarten
to remember how easy it comes to them. I guess mind-fucking
(they would probably call it "survival") is in their blood!

[Biz]

(05-13-2010 02:48 PM)toddh Wrote:  

Good list but... #26.

what the f are "knickers"

who wrote this, Charles Dickens?

Good check list!

"Knickers" are underwear...this article is from MSN UK, notice #17... “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.

[elguapo]

Most of it seems right to me...

[mrnice]

i guess its a self assumed created list...based on weak assumptions.

[Lumiere]

Is there seriously anyone who did not already know all of these

[Excelsior]

(05-13-2010 11:45 AM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

This just shows how twisted, f-ed up and manipulative are the North American women/girls. This crap applies mainly to North American feminazis.

Not just North American girls. The writer her is quite clearly from the UK, so you can add English girls to the list as well. I'm pretty sure a lot of Canadian and Australian girls will put you through this stuff to, though maybe to a slightly lesser extent.

[Terra15]

(05-13-2010 10:41 AM)digitalamish Wrote:  

Came across this article on MSN UK. Thought would share... Enjoy!

53 secrets girls don't want guys to know

By Jane Hoskyn

Ask us what women are thinking, and we can trot out any number of things. “Don’t knock babbling, it’s a sign that we fancy you,” for example. Or: “Give us stubble burn once and we may never kiss you again.”

But those are the things that we wish men knew. The really telling thoughts are the ones that we don’t want men to know. Especially the men that we’re sleeping with – or wish we were sleeping with.

Deep in this innermost vault of secrecy lie our feelings about our exes, your exes, our bodies, your bodies... and our feelings at the end of a date or the start of a relationship. This is top-secret, high-octane stuff. In the wrong hands, it could be extremely dangerous. Read on if you think you’re hard enough.

1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and we’ll always tut and roll our eyes. But we’re awesomely flattered and we’d be gutted if it stopped.

2. We will never grow out of our fascination with pop stars. A guy can be completely ordinary-looking, but we will fancy him if he’s in a band.

3. We are more likely to fancy a guy if his ex-girlfriends are really pretty.

4. We can be put off a guy by finding out that his ex-girlfriends are a bit ugly.

5. When we look through your Facebook photos, we’re looking to see how pretty or ugly your ex-girlfriends are.

6. We look through your Facebook photos a lot, and we really hope that you haven’t downloaded anything that reveals who looks at them the most.

7. Here’s how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong that we’re a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. We’ll wonder what we did wrong, and we won’t be able to stop thinking about you.

8. The above strategy isn’t foolproof. We may just lose interest. It depends on how much we liked you in the first place.

9. We often don’t know how much we liked you in the first place. We may have to wait until you don’t phone us. If we’re disappointed, it proves that we fancy you. If we’re not, it proves that we don’t. It’s like when you toss a coin to help you make a decision.

10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we don’t understand how our minds work.

11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.

12. We love getting a missed call from you. It makes us feel in control.

13. The pleasure of noticing a missed call doesn’t last long. We never know how soon to ring back, and it does our heads in.

14. We are constantly scared of putting you off by seeming too keen.

15. We are constantly scared of putting you off by not seeming keen enough.

16. We will never discuss this with you because we are constantly scared of putting you off by bringing “us” up in conversation.

17. “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.

18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being manipulative.

19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our feelings first.

20. Snoring costs you sex.

21. Your feet disgust us.

22. We shave our toes.

23. We’ve got a rogue hair that needs regular plucking.

24. We went through a phase of shaving our moustache.

25. We leave our legs unshaven on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

26. We wear big knickers on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

27. We spend entire first dates fancying the pants off you and worrying that we’ll end up in bed with you, all unshaven legs and big knickers.

28. We don’t actually care that much about the loo seat.

29. We suspect that you like our bodies more when we’re carrying a few extra pounds, but we always feel better about ourselves when we lose weight. However we hate that our boobs look deflated, and we’re disgusted by the injustice of it.

30. We envy you for being able to eat more than us and not get fat. By “envy” we mean “occasionally hate.”

31. If a grown-up woman has light blonde hair, she’s bleaching it*. You can tell that a woman is a natural blonde from her mousey eyebrows. (* OK, or she’s Scandinavian.)

32. We trim our nose-hair.

33. Yes we’ve got nice eyes, blah blah. Boring. We are desperate for you to compliment our skin and our necks.

34. We are even more desperate for you to write poems about us.

35. When we’re at a party we clock the sexy girls far quicker than we clock the sexy guys.

36. We find female strippers sexier than male strippers. But that doesn’t mean we want to snog any of them.

37. However we do wish we were gay sometimes, if only to get oral sex from someone who really knows what they’re doing.

38. Size does matter, fellas.

39. What you do with it matters even more.

40. What you do with your tongue matters most of all.

41. We’re really scared that you’ll feel our back zits.

42. During breakouts we get up at 6am and cover our spots with concealer while you’re sleeping.

43. We don’t want you to stay for breakfast. We want you to leave immediately so that you don’t have time to register how dog-rough we look in the morning.

44. We want you to text us from your journey home to say how you can’t stop smiling.

45. If you don’t text or call within 24 hours we’ll feel so unhappy that no amount of chocolate and wine can cheer us up. Though we’ll give it a try.

46. We’d happily sleep with your best mate to make you jealous.

47. We’re scared of commitment too.

48. If you’re not very well endowed, your girlfriend won’t tell her friends. She’s as embarrassed about it as you are. However if you dump her, she’ll tell everyone.

49. We fake orgasms so that you’ll stop and let us go to sleep.

50. We aren’t always sure when we’re faking it. In orgasms, the line between fact and fiction can be very thin.

51. We love falling asleep in your arms, for the first few weeks of a relationship anyway. To be honest we’d sleep a lot better if you weren’t there.

52. We find your dark-coloured bedsheets a total turn-off.

53. We’re all little girls inside. You make us cry far more easily than you realise.

this is all totally true except 37 46 48 49 i dont get how people can be like that im just not that vicious or cold at least not for me but most girls are.

and i always enjoy sex so yeah =) 49 fake for me *edit* well acctually sometimes you dont feel sex if your not happy but i just say that and ask to play and hug a little more.

and I tbh dont understand myself alot of the time either =/ men want everything to be logical so they can like know it but i dont understand myself most or any of the time im so crazy =)

[Terra15]

(06-05-2010 01:10 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

(05-13-2010 11:45 AM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

This just shows how twisted, f-ed up and manipulative are the North American women/girls. This crap applies mainly to North American feminazis.

Not just North American girls. The writer her is quite clearly from the UK, so you can add English girls to the list as well. I'm pretty sure a lot of Canadian and Australian girls will put you through this stuff to, though maybe to a slightly lesser extent.

its everyone

[Aylar]

1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and we’ll always tut and roll our eyes. But we’re awesomely flattered and we’d be gutted if it stopped.
I try not to roll my eyes but yes this is mostly true.

2. We will never grow out of our fascination with pop stars. A guy can be completely ordinary-looking, but we will fancy him if he’s in a band.
uh. no.

3. We are more likely to fancy a guy if his ex-girlfriends are really pretty.
uh. no. quite the contrary.

4. We can be put off a guy by finding out that his ex-girlfriends are a bit ugly.
see above

5. When we look through your Facebook photos, we’re looking to see how pretty or ugly your ex-girlfriends are.
very true

6. We look through your Facebook photos a lot, and we really hope that you haven’t downloaded anything that reveals who looks at them the most.
so true

7. Here’s how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong that we’re a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. We’ll wonder what we did wrong, and we won’t be able to stop thinking about you.
No. straight from the retarded chicks book.

8. The above strategy isn’t foolproof. We may just lose interest. It depends on how much we liked you in the first place.
see above

9. We often don’t know how much we liked you in the first place. We may have to wait until you don’t phone us. If we’re disappointed, it proves that we fancy you. If we’re not, it proves that we don’t. It’s like when you toss a coin to help you make a decision.
see above

10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we don’t understand how our minds work.
sounds like a guy wrote this.

11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.
this is true. but also true of men.

12. We love getting a missed call from you. It makes us feel in control.
very true. but also true of men.

13. The pleasure of noticing a missed call doesn’t last long. We never know how soon to ring back, and it does our heads in.
sad, but true.

14. We are constantly scared of putting you off by seeming too keen.
true

15. We are constantly scared of putting you off by not seeming keen enough.
true

16. We will never discuss this with you because we are constantly scared of putting you off by bringing “us” up in conversation.
true

17. “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.
not true. when I say that, it usually means "i like you more than I thought I did, but i don't want to admit it, and this is a safe way of me testing the waters to see if you feel the same and if you don't i can just walk away without looking too stupid"

18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being manipulative.


19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our feelings first.
works both ways

20. Snoring costs you sex.
No. we all snore. get over it.

21. Your feet disgust us.
I must admit, many men's feet do. ok. most men's feet do. ok. they do.

22. We shave our toes.
TRUE STORY!

23. We’ve got a rogue hair that needs regular plucking.
many rogue hairs. doesn't make me any less pretty . at least i pluck them!

24. We went through a phase of shaving our moustache.
I don't know about a "phase" maybe did it once or twice our of curiosity, then stopped our of fear for making it thicker.

25. We leave our legs unshaven on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.
true story. i've done it. esp with other areas too.

26. We wear big knickers on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.
done it too. not on first dates necessarily though. just on days i don't want to have sex for any reason or other.

27. We spend entire first dates fancying the pants off you and worrying that we’ll end up in bed with you, all unshaven legs and big knickers.
True! hahaha

28. We don’t actually care that much about the loo seat.
NOT TRUE

29. We suspect that you like our bodies more when we’re carrying a few extra pounds, but we always feel better about ourselves when we lose weight. However we hate that our boobs look deflated, and we’re disgusted by the injustice of it.
true

30. We envy you for being able to eat more than us and not get fat. By “envy” we mean “occasionally hate.”
as long ad they admit our metabolisms are slower, no need to hate. if they think we lose weight at the same rate, good reason to hate

31. If a grown-up woman has light blonde hair, she’s bleaching it*. You can tell that a woman is a natural blonde from her mousey eyebrows. (* OK, or she’s Scandinavian.)
True

32. We trim our nose-hair.
never needed to do that, even though i'm hairy everywhere else

33. Yes we’ve got nice eyes, blah blah. Boring. We are desperate for you to compliment our skin and our necks.
true

34. We are even more desperate for you to write poems about us.
not really

35. When we’re at a party we clock the sexy girls far quicker than we clock the sexy guys.
true!

36. We find female strippers sexier than male strippers. But that doesn’t mean we want to snog any of them.
none of the above.

37. However we do wish we were gay sometimes, if only to get oral sex from someone who really knows what they’re doing.
perhaps

38. Size does matter, fellas.
if matter means, "as long as i feel it inside of me and it gets me off", then yes size does matater, but it really doesn't matter THAT much.

39. What you do with it matters even more.
Oui!

40. What you do with your tongue matters most of all.
Not really. The most important part of sex is the connection between our sex organs and our bodies moving together. everything else is a secondary pleasure. so . no. That's a selfish comment.

41. We’re really scared that you’ll feel our back zits.
True!

42. During breakouts we get up at 6am and cover our spots with concealer while you’re sleeping.
maybe i've done it once.

43. We don’t want you to stay for breakfast. We want you to leave immediately so that you don’t have time to register how dog-rough we look in the morning.
i don't look THAT rough in the morning

44. We want you to text us from your journey home to say how you can’t stop smiling.
yes we do

45. If you don’t text or call within 24 hours we’ll feel so unhappy that no amount of chocolate and wine can cheer us up. Though we’ll give it a try.
yes we are sensitive creatures and we love food!

46. We’d happily sleep with your best mate to make you jealous.
Nay on that one. not if we care about you. and if you're a garbage pail, the best revenge is being the great woman he dropped and regrets dropping. and that means acting like a lady.

47. We’re scared of commitment too.
ill admit, sometimes we are. but we get over the feeling. quickly.

48. If you’re not very well endowed, your girlfriend won’t tell her friends. She’s as embarrassed about it as you are. However if you dump her, she’ll tell everyone.
actually i do tell perhaps one or two people. really close to me that ive known my entire life. for advice. but yes. when we break up, esp if you were mean. we tell EVERYONE but turns into a boy cried wolf thing. every girl does it. gets old.

49. We fake orgasms so that you’ll stop and let us go to sleep.
true

50. We aren’t always sure when we’re faking it. In orgasms, the line between fact and fiction can be very thin.
true! i sometimes dont even know if i am having an orgasm and i am or i think im having one and im not. true story! Focus woman focus! lol its because our emotions often get too involved. diff between men and women

51. We love falling asleep in your arms, for the first few weeks of a relationship anyway. To be honest we’d sleep a lot better if you weren’t there.
im surprised by this. i thought i was the only one . im not a cuddler at all. never have been. but my recent bf is the only man ive ever liked cuddling with. but even with him, i do like my space sometimes. however i do sleep better with company. not necessarily tangled up, but at least with a body next to me.

52. We find your dark-coloured bedsheets a total turn-off.
yes! they seem unsanitary! i dunno why!

53. We’re all little girls inside. You make us cry far more easily than you realise.
true story

[Excelsior]

(06-30-2010 12:27 PM)Terra15 Wrote:  

its everyone

Females in some cultures subject themselves to such behavior at a much lower rate than others. Different strokes for different folks.

[eidoos77]

(05-13-2010 10:41 AM)digitalamish Wrote:  

Came across this article on MSN UK. Thought would share... Enjoy!

53 secrets girls don't want guys to know

By Jane Hoskyn

Ask us what women are thinking, and we can trot out any number of things. “Don’t knock babbling, it’s a sign that we fancy you,” for example. Or: “Give us stubble burn once and we may never kiss you again.”

But those are the things that we wish men knew. The really telling thoughts are the ones that we don’t want men to know. Especially the men that we’re sleeping with – or wish we were sleeping with.

Deep in this innermost vault of secrecy lie our feelings about our exes, your exes, our bodies, your bodies... and our feelings at the end of a date or the start of a relationship. This is top-secret, high-octane stuff. In the wrong hands, it could be extremely dangerous. Read on if you think you’re hard enough.

1. When we get whistled at in the street, we feel uncomfortable and we’ll always tut and roll our eyes. But we’re awesomely flattered and we’d be gutted if it stopped.

2. We will never grow out of our fascination with pop stars. A guy can be completely ordinary-looking, but we will fancy him if he’s in a band.

3. We are more likely to fancy a guy if his ex-girlfriends are really pretty.

4. We can be put off a guy by finding out that his ex-girlfriends are a bit ugly.

5. When we look through your Facebook photos, we’re looking to see how pretty or ugly your ex-girlfriends are.

6. We look through your Facebook photos a lot, and we really hope that you haven’t downloaded anything that reveals who looks at them the most.

7. Here’s how to make us fall for you. One day, come on to us so strong that we’re a bit weirded out by it. Then totally fail to ring us. We’ll wonder what we did wrong, and we won’t be able to stop thinking about you.

8. The above strategy isn’t foolproof. We may just lose interest. It depends on how much we liked you in the first place.

9. We often don’t know how much we liked you in the first place. We may have to wait until you don’t phone us. If we’re disappointed, it proves that we fancy you. If we’re not, it proves that we don’t. It’s like when you toss a coin to help you make a decision.

10. Stop trying to understand how our minds work. Even we don’t understand how our minds work.

11. We constantly change our minds and reserve the right to do so.

12. We love getting a missed call from you. It makes us feel in control.

13. The pleasure of noticing a missed call doesn’t last long. We never know how soon to ring back, and it does our heads in.

14. We are constantly scared of putting you off by seeming too keen.

15. We are constantly scared of putting you off by not seeming keen enough.

16. We will never discuss this with you because we are constantly scared of putting you off by bringing “us” up in conversation.

17. “I’m scared of being hurt” means “I don’t fancy you as much as I thought I did.” You know it, we know it, and that is all that will be said on the matter.

18. We say “we’re not manipulative” because we’re really good at being manipulative.

19. We only manipulate your feelings because you manipulated our feelings first.

20. Snoring costs you sex.

21. Your feet disgust us.

22. We shave our toes.

23. We’ve got a rogue hair that needs regular plucking.

24. We went through a phase of shaving our moustache.

25. We leave our legs unshaven on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

26. We wear big knickers on a first date so that we won’t end up in bed with you.

27. We spend entire first dates fancying the pants off you and worrying that we’ll end up in bed with you, all unshaven legs and big knickers.

28. We don’t actually care that much about the loo seat.

29. We suspect that you like our bodies more when we’re carrying a few extra pounds, but we always feel better about ourselves when we lose weight. However we hate that our boobs look deflated, and we’re disgusted by the injustice of it.

30. We envy you for being able to eat more than us and not get fat. By “envy” we mean “occasionally hate.”

31. If a grown-up woman has light blonde hair, she’s bleaching it*. You can tell that a woman is a natural blonde from her mousey eyebrows. (* OK, or she’s Scandinavian.)

32. We trim our nose-hair.

33. Yes we’ve got nice eyes, blah blah. Boring. We are desperate for you to compliment our skin and our necks.

34. We are even more desperate for you to write poems about us.

35. When we’re at a party we clock the sexy girls far quicker than we clock the sexy guys.

36. We find female strippers sexier than male strippers. But that doesn’t mean we want to snog any of them.

37. However we do wish we were gay sometimes, if only to get oral sex from someone who really knows what they’re doing.

38. Size does matter, fellas.

39. What you do with it matters even more.

40. What you do with your tongue matters most of all.

41. We’re really scared that you’ll feel our back zits.

42. During breakouts we get up at 6am and cover our spots with concealer while you’re sleeping.

43. We don’t want you to stay for breakfast. We want you to leave immediately so that you don’t have time to register how dog-rough we look in the morning.

44. We want you to text us from your journey home to say how you can’t stop smiling.

45. If you don’t text or call within 24 hours we’ll feel so unhappy that no amount of chocolate and wine can cheer us up. Though we’ll give it a try.

46. We’d happily sleep with your best mate to make you jealous.

47. We’re scared of commitment too.

48. If you’re not very well endowed, your girlfriend won’t tell her friends. She’s as embarrassed about it as you are. However if you dump her, she’ll tell everyone.

49. We fake orgasms so that you’ll stop and let us go to sleep.

50. We aren’t always sure when we’re faking it. In orgasms, the line between fact and fiction can be very thin.

51. We love falling asleep in your arms, for the first few weeks of a relationship anyway. To be honest we’d sleep a lot better if you weren’t there.

52. We find your dark-coloured bedsheets a total turn-off.

53. We’re all little girls inside. You make us cry far more easily than you realise.

That is a massive amount of information. I hope I get to use most of it in the near future. Eidoos77.

[Moma]

(06-05-2010 01:10 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

(05-13-2010 11:45 AM)Vacancier Permanent Wrote:  

This just shows how twisted, f-ed up and manipulative are the North American women/girls. This crap applies mainly to North American feminazis.

Not just North American girls. The writer her is quite clearly from the UK, so you can add English girls to the list as well. I'm pretty sure a lot of Canadian and Australian girls will put you through this stuff to, though maybe to a slightly lesser extent.

This are traits in general for females from anglicized countries.

[Vesuvius]

I know my snoring has cost me relationships. Then again, not being able to boil water has cost women a chance for me role to role on my side to stop the snoring. If a woman makes it until the morning, I put my foot on the small of her back and slowly push her out of my bed. A good girl would know I like shrimp and grits at 7:00AM. Extra dark coffee too!