Does anyone have any stories of girls acting crazy around your family? My mom has only met one girl who was leaving after I snuck her in.
Girls Meeting Family
They get nervous mostly because they want my mother to like them (and because they have to wait for months to earn the right to be official girls in front of my parents). It's kinda funny how they are scared and how they look into every mirror, every window on the way to my house to check if their hair, makeup and clothes are good. I don't mind, it shows their respect for me.
But no, no crazy stories, I don't want crazies to meet my parents.
But no, no crazy stories, I don't want crazies to meet my parents.
Not acting crazy, but acting odd.
I dated a bipolar woman (who I've mentioned on here). And when she first met my family she sat around and stared like a zombie, drinking down Coke after Coke. I later found out she upped her meds because she was nervous. She barely responded to anyone and everyone got uneasy. Including me.
This is where you draw the dividing line between "women we want for just sex" and "women we think about settling down with." No guesses which side of the line she came down on...
I dated a bipolar woman (who I've mentioned on here). And when she first met my family she sat around and stared like a zombie, drinking down Coke after Coke. I later found out she upped her meds because she was nervous. She barely responded to anyone and everyone got uneasy. Including me.
This is where you draw the dividing line between "women we want for just sex" and "women we think about settling down with." No guesses which side of the line she came down on...
No one else has stories?? I know some guys on here do. I'm talking about the ones that used to always get in long relationships or still do.
I got into my last LTR somewhat before I (re)discovered game, so I let myself fall hard for this girl. She fell hard for me too. She turned out to be crazy, and something of a nympho. Anyway, I'd known her about 4 days when I had her meet my family. My mom came with her and I to a steakhouse, and it was pretty damn awkward. When gf and I got out of my car, as my mom was getting out of hers and walking towards us, the girl chose that time to have a little mini-makeout with me, right there in the parking lot. I had no idea how my mom would react, so I just played it like giving my girlfriend a light tonguedown was the most natural thing in the world, and mom, polite as she is, pretended she hadn't seen it. After we get inside, my mom's sitting across from us, a conservative baby boomer, and then this girl is basically worshipping me during the meal... PDA all over the place -picking over her food and giving me doe eyes, grabbing my hand and holding it so I was forced to eat one-handed, petting my cheek, etc. For about 20 minutes they basically just talked about how awesome I was, which was rather surreal. I was just trying to focus on my food and hoping one of them wouldn't say something to upset the other (or make her jealous!) Thankfully, the meal ended with both of them satisfied that the other was worthy of me, and I breathed a sigh of relief.
We drove back to my family home where she and I were spending the night, and my mom shows her my stepbrother's bedroom where she'll be sleeping. We go back downstairs, mom starts playing the piano (some hymns, ironically.) Well, my girl is horny and I was too, so we excuse ourselves to go upstairs and freshen up a bit. I bang her out on her bed, getting cum all over my stepbrother's bedspread in the process. My mom calls up to ask what's taking so long, so we come back downstairs sweaty and flushed, and sing some songs together at the piano, which my mom was still playing. I wonder what she would think if she knew her son was having sex with a girl 10 feet over her head on the second floor while she played "Amazing Grace?"
I snuck into girlfriend's room in the middle of the night and we had sex again. Sneaking back, I tripped over the cat in the hallway and the resulting screech and meowing almost gave me away, as her room was right next to my mom's room, and my mom's door was wide open for summer airflow.
The next morning, my girlfriend wanted me to stay in the bathroom with her when she went pee because she was "lonely." She indicated this to me with whispers and gestures. I felt it was a bad idea because my mom was awake and I hadn't heard her go downstairs yet. Aloud, I said "do your stuff dear, I'll be downstairs." She said "Ovid, what's wrong, you don't want to come in here with me?" I was already headed down the hallway and lo and behold, as I turned the corner, there was my mom, pretending to look at some photographs on the wall and undoubtedly listening to every word. I quickly said "Oh, good morning mom!" as loud as I could, then asked what was for breakfast, to change the subject. As I headed downstairs I glanced back and gf had an absolutely mortified look on her face, considering she'd been about three steps and three words from completely giving us away.
Ah, fun times...
We drove back to my family home where she and I were spending the night, and my mom shows her my stepbrother's bedroom where she'll be sleeping. We go back downstairs, mom starts playing the piano (some hymns, ironically.) Well, my girl is horny and I was too, so we excuse ourselves to go upstairs and freshen up a bit. I bang her out on her bed, getting cum all over my stepbrother's bedspread in the process. My mom calls up to ask what's taking so long, so we come back downstairs sweaty and flushed, and sing some songs together at the piano, which my mom was still playing. I wonder what she would think if she knew her son was having sex with a girl 10 feet over her head on the second floor while she played "Amazing Grace?"
I snuck into girlfriend's room in the middle of the night and we had sex again. Sneaking back, I tripped over the cat in the hallway and the resulting screech and meowing almost gave me away, as her room was right next to my mom's room, and my mom's door was wide open for summer airflow.
The next morning, my girlfriend wanted me to stay in the bathroom with her when she went pee because she was "lonely." She indicated this to me with whispers and gestures. I felt it was a bad idea because my mom was awake and I hadn't heard her go downstairs yet. Aloud, I said "do your stuff dear, I'll be downstairs." She said "Ovid, what's wrong, you don't want to come in here with me?" I was already headed down the hallway and lo and behold, as I turned the corner, there was my mom, pretending to look at some photographs on the wall and undoubtedly listening to every word. I quickly said "Oh, good morning mom!" as loud as I could, then asked what was for breakfast, to change the subject. As I headed downstairs I glanced back and gf had an absolutely mortified look on her face, considering she'd been about three steps and three words from completely giving us away.
Ah, fun times...
You honestly think that your mom didnt know you were banging that slut? come on dude
Heh. She had no clue. She is a great mother, but her main parenting fault (if it can be called that) was that she has always trusted me far too much, and in her eyes I can do no wrong. I think a lot of moms are like this to a degree, but mine wins the prize. She grew up in the '50s and premarital sex pretty much didn't happen where she was from. Hence why I had to take pains to conceal things. The only time she knew we were together was for five minutes, and when we came down a bit sweaty that could plausibly be blamed on summer heat in an old house with not-very-effective AC.
Quote: (02-04-2013 06:58 AM)houston Wrote:
Does anyone have any stories of girls acting crazy around your family? My mom has only met one girl who was leaving after I snuck her in.
Not quite "met" my family..but certainly crazy around family...
Met a girl who was a guide in Thailand (i was due to be working in China, but got extended downtime )...seemed an intelligent and thoughtful sort of family girl...37, so not some innocent kid...
We hooked up and did the deed..and we stayed in contact...I thought i had found a nice occasional garden!
a month after i had got home, she went crazy...50 /60 calls a night - through the night...was able to hack FB(clever) and track me on assorted business networking sites ...contact all family, friends, kids, ex wives, workplace, business associates, etc....
Turned out i had been unlucky to encounter a Class A bunny boiler...
Had to get Interpol involved (as my own police have no jurisdiction over foreign stalking) to finally cease and desist her actions...but she still occasionally appears out of the woodwork with some attempt to contact family???
morale of story - until you know someone..tell em nothing about yourself...a bunny boiler can find out all about you with just a few details...avoid hometown, surname, middlenames, dates of birth, workplaces, old schools, birthplaces - any of that shit can see you hunted down, and a crazy woman is scary
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Quote: (02-05-2013 07:05 AM)skies the limit Wrote:
morale of story - until you know someone..tell em nothing about yourself...a bunny boiler can find out all about you with just a few details...avoid hometown, surname, middlenames, dates of birth, workplaces, old schools, birthplaces - any of that shit can see you hunted down, and a crazy woman is scary
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In our modern times, many people forget that anonymity and privacy are a precious gift. I shake my head when I see friends on facebook set their posts to public... the little you gain out of putting yourself out there is not worth the taint of permanent exposure.
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