Quote: (02-04-2013 10:36 AM)bacon Wrote:
do the opposite. joke about how tiny your penis is. i am well endowed and when i start making out with a girl often i tell her something to the effect that i hope you do like guys with a small penis, or that i hope you are not superficial and only likes men with a big penis. these words or something to that effect usually make a girl curious and within seconds of saying this i have had girls grabbing my dick through my pants to see if i am for real. when they get a grasp of my size its so easy to pull. as a rule bragging about shit hurts you, but downplaying your attributes or accomplishments helps you.
Came in here to post this method. I always say my dick is small to girls because then they can't shoot you down or get you backtracking if you say it's big. It's more fun and they know for sure you're packing. Same as when you never tell a girl how many girls you're fucking or saying you're a virgin, they know you're fucking other girls and it drives them mental because you're not being open with them.
Saying it comfortably and cheekily is cat nip to these bitches. Imagine a beta talking about his dick size to a girl trying to impress her with words and even if he has a 12 inch dick she won't react as well as being coy or agreeing and amplifying with her.
Imagine the scene:
"So how big is your dick?"
"You'll have to find out"/"I've had no complaints"/"x inches"/"bigger than average"/etc.
Or
"Oh it's tiny, I have a mission finding it every morning" with a cheeky smile.
It's like a pre-emptive agree and amplify.
After a bit of laughing around, I'll normally get a "is it really?" To which I just agree and amplify even more. "Oh yeah, probably the smallest in the world". It gets them thinking and curious as to why you don't just say "I have a big dick".
But, but admitting you have a small dick won't impress girls and you'll never get laid telling them that!!