Posts: 1,999
Threads: 0
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation:
56
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-09-2014, 05:38 PM
No one will ever admit to being unable to being unable to think of an opener again after this thread.
Read my work on Return of Kings here.
Posts: 1,999
Threads: 0
Joined: Sep 2013
Reputation:
56
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-09-2014, 10:06 PM
^^^Hahaha. I think we've all had a moment where we freeze up and miss the obvious line.
That said, if I'd seen a woman reading RVF, I'd have stealthily found out if she read ROK.
If she doesn't like my writing 2/10 elbows too pointy, WNB.
Read my work on Return of Kings here.
Posts: 397
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2014
Reputation:
23
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-10-2014, 05:56 AM
I was fucked up at a Halloween party at my fraternity house and drunkenly stumbled into my room. A smokeshow in a french maid outfit was laying on my futon, legs spread open and staring right at me. Her VS panties said "gimme" on the front. I would have said something, but I couldn't think of an opener and passed out.
(the saddest part is this one is completely true)
U of Roosh Class of 2420
Posts: 9,726
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2013
Reputation:
239
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-11-2014, 12:18 AM
I only have one day off each week, so I spent a couple hours of that one day last Sunday at the shopping mall in my neighborhood looking for cute girls to talk to.
But every time one would pass by, I couldn't think of an opener in Chinese.
Finally I gave up and went home and when I got there, there was this line up of hot naked women white women outside my door.
I talked to one of them for a couple minutes, while I was searching my house key, buried deep in my pocket somewhere. Told her how pissed I was about my wasted afternoon at the shopping mall.
She was very sympathetic and told me that I should keep my eyes open because you never know when the right girl will show up.
I told her that I thought that she was stupid for saying that, slammed my door in her face and went to bed at 9:30PM.
I'm the King of Beijing!
Posts: 117
Threads: 0
Joined: Apr 2014
Reputation:
21
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-11-2014, 12:43 PM
Wanted to do my first post in the newbie introductions thread.
Sadly enough.... I couldn't think of an opener.
Posts: 315
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2014
Reputation:
9
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-11-2014, 03:59 PM
I was walking up to my house and spotted a 9/10 jogging topless across the street.
I wanted to yell but she had headphones in and as I was gazing in that directoon I walked straight into the front door, didn't think to open 'er.
Luckily my misfortune caught the topless hottie's attention and she came over to help me out.
We chatted for a second and she invited herself in for a drink.
I went to grab a couple beers, but they weren't twist off and I couldn't find a bottle opener.
So we decided to go for a swim at a pool down the street. We started jumping off the diving board and i had a perfect moment... she said she'd sleep with me if i could do more tricks than her.
I was one trick away from the lay but couldnt remember the can opener.
I decided to accept a number close, but forgot my phones passcode so i couldnt open it.
The gods must have been smiling on me though cause she had one last challenge, that if I succeeded in, she'd be sucking seed in. I had to best her in this game like a thumb war, but with feet. The battle raged on for awhile, but in the end I couldn't toe pin her.
Posts: 397
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2014
Reputation:
23
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-11-2014, 05:48 PM
I rolled into the strip club custom suited up with a pocket square and a fly slick back. I approached the stage and pulled my stack of hundreds out of my coat, beginning to casually shower the girls in bills while discussing a multi-million dollar deal on my cell.
A 9.9/10 stripper approaches me and sits in my lap. She reaches down and feels up my completely flaccid 10" Johnson while I casually continue my phone call with Patriarch Inc. Headquarters. She takes a sip of my champagne and whispers in my ear "I wanna take you in the back and suck your cock dry"
I would've gone, but I couldn't think of an opener.
U of Roosh Class of 2420
Posts: 113
Threads: 0
Joined: Jun 2013
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-12-2014, 12:31 AM
A funny thing happened to me today.
I walked past an old and smelly homeless man who was lacking arms and legs. He said to me, " Sir, please help, I was laying on the corner with my hat in my hand and the most spectacular woman I have even seen came to me and said, "old man, I will fuck you, suck your cock, regrow your arms and legs, and give you one million dollars and all you have to do is say yes."
The old man then told me that the woman would be back in two hours for his answer. "I want to fuck her and get rich and have my body back. I'll do anything if you help me. I'll even suck your cock" he said to me.
I thought about it for a moment and as I was going to apologize for not being able to help him, I opened my mouth but couldnt think of anything to say.
Posts: 135
Threads: 0
Joined: Mar 2014
Reputation:
2
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-13-2014, 02:53 PM
I caught a girl reading THIS thread at a local coffee shop, she was laughing her ass off and had nodding her head as if in agreement. She was wearing a thin white shirt that said "fuck feminism" on it. I've never been harder in my life....but I couldn't think of an opener.
Posts: 397
Threads: 0
Joined: Feb 2014
Reputation:
23
Saw a soccer mom reading RooshV forum
06-13-2014, 03:28 PM
This thread
U of Roosh Class of 2420