[runsonmagic]

No one will ever admit to being unable to being unable to think of an opener again after this thread.

[MattW]

@runsonmagic

I'm not willing to admit any from recently, but this is from almost 10 years ago when I was in college, before I knew anything about game. I had finally decided I had to make at least some effort to talk to girls and wrote some of my experiences to my family:

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Let me preface this by saying, the girls are all over me.
Last Sunday, I was in line getting food, and the girl in front of me said something like "It smells like ginger." And I said "yeah". I am the MAN, I totally talked to that girl. That's one.
Then, I think it was Tuesday, and I was walking through the central apartment complex building and a girl asked me where the mailbox was for outgoing letters. And I said, "It's over there." Boo yah! That's two.
And then, Wednesday night I saw Mr.Smith goes to Washington for my American Heritage class, and walking home there was a girl walking in front of me for almost the whole way, and I almost walked up beside her and started talking to her. I almost did, that's how close I was. So that pretty much counts as well.

So yeah, even though girls said something first my brain just stopped working and I had nothing. I was reading through some of those emails a couple of weeks ago and it was funny and depressing at the same time.

[runsonmagic]

^^^Hahaha. I think we've all had a moment where we freeze up and miss the obvious line.

That said, if I'd seen a woman reading RVF, I'd have stealthily found out if she read ROK.

If she doesn't like my writing 2/10 elbows too pointy, WNB.

[Hans Dix]

I was fucked up at a Halloween party at my fraternity house and drunkenly stumbled into my room. A smokeshow in a french maid outfit was laying on my futon, legs spread open and staring right at me. Her VS panties said "gimme" on the front. I would have said something, but I couldn't think of an opener and passed out.


(the saddest part is this one is completely true)

[Suits]

I only have one day off each week, so I spent a couple hours of that one day last Sunday at the shopping mall in my neighborhood looking for cute girls to talk to.

But every time one would pass by, I couldn't think of an opener in Chinese.

Finally I gave up and went home and when I got there, there was this line up of hot naked women white women outside my door.

I talked to one of them for a couple minutes, while I was searching my house key, buried deep in my pocket somewhere. Told her how pissed I was about my wasted afternoon at the shopping mall.

She was very sympathetic and told me that I should keep my eyes open because you never know when the right girl will show up.

I told her that I thought that she was stupid for saying that, slammed my door in her face and went to bed at 9:30PM.

[Advent Persona]

Wanted to do my first post in the newbie introductions thread.

Sadly enough.... I couldn't think of an opener.

[LaserBear]

I was walking up to my house and spotted a 9/10 jogging topless across the street.
I wanted to yell but she had headphones in and as I was gazing in that directoon I walked straight into the front door, didn't think to open 'er.

Luckily my misfortune caught the topless hottie's attention and she came over to help me out.
We chatted for a second and she invited herself in for a drink.
I went to grab a couple beers, but they weren't twist off and I couldn't find a bottle opener.

So we decided to go for a swim at a pool down the street. We started jumping off the diving board and i had a perfect moment... she said she'd sleep with me if i could do more tricks than her.
I was one trick away from the lay but couldnt remember the can opener.

I decided to accept a number close, but forgot my phones passcode so i couldnt open it.

The gods must have been smiling on me though cause she had one last challenge, that if I succeeded in, she'd be sucking seed in. I had to best her in this game like a thumb war, but with feet. The battle raged on for awhile, but in the end I couldn't toe pin her.

[Hans Dix]

I rolled into the strip club custom suited up with a pocket square and a fly slick back. I approached the stage and pulled my stack of hundreds out of my coat, beginning to casually shower the girls in bills while discussing a multi-million dollar deal on my cell.

A 9.9/10 stripper approaches me and sits in my lap. She reaches down and feels up my completely flaccid 10" Johnson while I casually continue my phone call with Patriarch Inc. Headquarters. She takes a sip of my champagne and whispers in my ear "I wanna take you in the back and suck your cock dry"

I would've gone, but I couldn't think of an opener.

[bounce]

A funny thing happened to me today.

I walked past an old and smelly homeless man who was lacking arms and legs. He said to me, " Sir, please help, I was laying on the corner with my hat in my hand and the most spectacular woman I have even seen came to me and said, "old man, I will fuck you, suck your cock, regrow your arms and legs, and give you one million dollars and all you have to do is say yes."

The old man then told me that the woman would be back in two hours for his answer. "I want to fuck her and get rich and have my body back. I'll do anything if you help me. I'll even suck your cock" he said to me.

I thought about it for a moment and as I was going to apologize for not being able to help him, I opened my mouth but couldnt think of anything to say.

[Brian Boru]

I caught a girl reading THIS thread at a local coffee shop, she was laughing her ass off and had nodding her head as if in agreement. She was wearing a thin white shirt that said "fuck feminism" on it. I've never been harder in my life....but I couldn't think of an opener.

[Hans Dix]

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