[thegmanifesto]

(01-08-2013 03:44 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

(01-07-2013 08:51 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

I have been cleaning like crazy lately.

Didn't you once write that you have a housemaid? If I had G money I sure wouldn't be doing my own laundry or scrubbing this and that.

Hell, I'd probably hire a hot maid and put her in rotation. Plus my crib would get cleaned without me doing the dirty work.

I do.

But I don't have her come everyday. That is one downside of not going to an office everyday.

(01-08-2013 03:06 AM)Laner Wrote:  

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Stray receipts always get me caught..watch out for those badboys

For sure. I try and remember to get the bartender to toss them out before I leave. I drink the same things all the time, and a receipt from a quiet lounge for two Manhattans and two glasses of wine look inditing.

But really, at this point I almost hope I get caught. I just hate to hurt people.

Receipts are an easy one. Just say it was biz.

(01-08-2013 05:58 AM)soup Wrote:  

I think the answer to this is simple:

If she doesn't like it, she can leave, and she will be replaced.



The game is to instill this feeling within her before any of this even comes up: she's got to know that you aren't the type of guy that will be shaken by a shit test like that.

Let her find lipstick marks or hair or whatever.

My Game is not that advanced, Don Magic Juan.

[Hotwheels]

There's chick droppings all over my house. Hair ties, toothbrushes, earrings, loofas, make up, etc.

I don't sweat it. If they ask, which they usually do "Oh. That must be from the last girlfriend."

Never been a huge issue.

[el mechanico]

My new girl has gone thru my entire place and found everything possible and trashed it. Condoms in old jackets, cocksauce in a dresser drawer, all of it. In her defense my place is spotless these days. She will wake out of a dead sleep if she hears a cup hit the sink and come wash it. I've never seen anything like it. She loves me. She says so much that she has to hurt me. Nothing big though just some small incisions on my chest.

[soup]

The opposite side of keeping things clean to hide things is to have just the right amount of mess or chaos. This covers up a lot of stuff that would stand out in a pristine house. It's also good if you want to hide valuables from a would-be burglar. Yeah, he'll probably go for your laptop, but it might take him hours to look through your smoke screen of mess to find where you have stashed your wad of $20,000 in cash.

[soup]

(01-08-2013 01:23 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

My new girl has gone thru my entire place and found everything possible and trashed it. Condoms in old jackets, cocksauce in a dresser drawer, all of it. In her defense my place is spotless these days. She will wake out of a dead sleep if she hears a cup hit the sink and come wash it. I've never seen anything like it. She loves me. She says so much that she has to hurt me. Nothing big though just some small incisions on my chest.

El Mech, I'd bet you have a huge dick because the only guys I know who get this kind of love from girls are exclusively the ones who are using magnums. And they all have a similar consistent story where the girls are falling give-all in love with them and want to buy them shit and don't care if they are fucking around etc.

I guess that is post-game.

[germanico]

(01-08-2013 01:23 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

My new girl has gone thru my entire place and found everything possible and trashed it. Condoms in old jackets...

After I had a girl keep track of the condoms I had and used at my place, I keep condoms everywhere. In every pocket of every jacket in my closet. Under the bed. In the night table. At the bathroom cabinet. In my travel bags. Under every ornament.

I buy them in bulk and keep huge stashes in my drawers.

Try and keep track of that.

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...In her defense my place is spotless these days. She will wake out of a dead sleep if she hears a cup hit the sink and come wash it. I've never seen anything like it.

There are few things that I like more than a woman doing my dishes on her own volition.

soup Wrote:

El Mech, I'd bet you have a huge dick because the only guys I know who get this kind of love from girls are exclusively the ones who are using magnums. And they all have a similar consistent story where the girls are falling give-all in love with them and want to buy them shit and don't care if they are fucking around etc.

You dont need a huge tool, just fuck the living light out of them. (Something you should be doing regardless)

Fuck them like there is no tomorrow and they will keep coming back for more. Its like a drug for them.

[speakeasy]

Hair is tough. I don't know what the fuck it is. But no matter how much I sweep and vacuum I keep finding near strands of hair all over the place.

[Mujeriego]

I use a lint roller to pick up stray hairs on my comforter etc.

[thegmanifesto]

Yeah.

But who is checking for lipstick on packs of gum???????????

Answer:

Me, Yo!

[thegmanifesto]

(01-08-2013 11:50 PM)Mujeriego Wrote:  

I use a lint roller to pick up stray hairs on my comforter etc.

I need to start doing this more often.

Girls hairs stick to my comforter like crazy.

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Also this is on advantage of having a roommate. You can blame everything on them.

[soup]

I've had girls find other girls hairs in their panties after coming to my place.