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Quote: (12-29-2012 12:19 AM)painter Wrote:  

We've tapped into a huge beta mine with the pornstar wishlists. There's guys out there who would pay $100 for panties with Gianna's skidmarks. They'll buy her a Home Depot Card, a gift certificate to Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever other low grade bullshit she puts on her "wishlist".

A lot of them fly off to Europe and the Middle East to fuck Arabs (or whoever) for big money and it's not just pornstars. That scene in The Dictator where Sacha Baron Cohen fucks Megan Fox and puts her Polaroid on a huge wall of stars isn't just a made up joke. It's like the chick notch count, if it happens on vacation or for money it doesn't count.

You put enough money on the table and any chick will let you pee in her mouth and pretend to love it.

This is real talk. I heard Pamela Anderson does alot of "whoring" with arabs for big money, I am sure she is not the only one. They had an episode about this stuff on Homeland last season, which was pretty deep.
I am sure I would bang this girl if I came home and she was lying in my bed, however I don't like her look and have never really been into her. It is obvious she has a few screws loose.

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#52

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gross veiny tits and small head

2/10
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#53

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She looks like a flabby, tacky, air-headed guidettte who survives on candy, sugary drinks, alcohol, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Yeah, no thanks.
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#54

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she is not hot, by any means.

I"ve never liked her, and never wack to that shit, EVER.

Another pornstar I put in the same category with Gianna is SARA JAY. JESUS! These bitches SHOULD. NOT. BE. IN. PORN. PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!

but they are in so many films? like, why? why?
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#55

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Quote: (12-29-2012 08:20 AM)Fisto Wrote:  

Fucking her would be like banging an open window.

She's not unattractive by any means but to me her attitude is so beyond trashy that I'd rather smack her face a few times than stick my dick in her.

And that hairline. jesus what is going on there?

I like watching her tits bounce but, when I imagine fucking her big heavy ass, I feel like she's the type of girl that wouldn't be fun to fuck, and more of a chore.

But hey, everyone's got their thing, if you like her, slay on.
Yeah, I dont see why someone would like her nasty attitude. Thats like saying you enjoy dealing with American girls and their obstacles. Out of all the girls in porn and thr world, why would someone make a thread on this mouse looking bitch? 5'10, rat like face, flat ass, receiding hairline, talks shit and slaps guys during sex, can use her pussy as a soccer goal. Of course I would fuck this manly woman but I wouldnt even Pp enjoy it if she really acts like she does in her scenes.
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#56

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I'd fuck the shit out of Gianna Michaels, I think she is hot, though definitely not one of the hotter chicks in porn. She for sure is a major freak and would be an amazing fuck. I'm not sure if the guys saying she's ugly and a 2/10 are joking or not, either way different strokes for different folks. I really doubt any guy on this forum would turn her down if she approached you at the bar, chatted you up, and was DTF. I am attracted to a range of women, while my ideal is normally 5 ft. 7 in., perky, tight, round ass, D cup breasts, I can be attracted to thicker more amazonian type women, as well as thin, skinnier types. The only thing I don't like is a rail thin girl with small breasts, and NO ass!
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#57

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In all reality..I would smash Gianna.
Yea she talks shit...I only see that as a problem with someone that can't handle it.
Id be right there to slap the shit out of her whenever she gets out of hand.
She wants to be manhandled..and few people are up to it.
Few porn stars wanna choke her out cause she goes crazy....Its obvious thats how she likes to get down.

You guys forget that men have much more power in ratio compared to women.
Slap the shit out of her..flip her and plow that shit. pull out cum on her face an jam it back in.
Bite the fuck out of her neck

its not like im trying to marry the bitch...just leave my some marks and bruises on her

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#58

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I truly believe that she only acts up and talks shit in the heat of the moment to piss the man off and make him slap her harder. This bitch has experienced the highest orgasms of any bitch out there. She knows how to get down like a nasty cavewoman and she damn well knows what turns her on.
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#59

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hahah veiny tits ... small head.
You guys crack me up!
How do you come up with this stuff?
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#60

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I love the "2/10 would not bang" meme on this forum, even if it leads to a bit of trolling every now and then.
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#61

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She cant handle it. Ive seen a clip where she swings at a guy and stops fucking after he gives her a hard, open hand.
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#62

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I wish Steve Holmes would have knocked her teeth out.

To me Gianna symbolizes the downfall of porn. A chubby shit-talker can live on getting fucked on camera? The apocalypse!
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#63

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Her hip to waist ratio is 0.7, 28" waist, 40" hips, according to her Twitter page. 'Chubby' is for girls with a round figure, not an hourglass one.

If you like Amazonian bodies, Paige Turnah is even better (and taller).
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#64

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I call it like I see it, and there's plenty of fat jiggling there.

Sure I'd bang her. But I bang anything that moves. When I go to my friend's house the fish in his aquarium stops moving.
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#65

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Minus being a giant ( I like tall sluts)

She's lost a good bit of weight recently


but off course..I have to stay true to my morals, and not bang her because of those god awful pointy elbows

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#66

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I like porn as much as any guy, I mean the shit is like crack for men. But when you see these pornstars getting fucked they're all acting. She might be screaming "I'm coming," at the top of her lungs but she's really just counting how many purses she's going to buy later. I remember seeing something where Nina Hartley was saying that porn for most women is a way out of really bad situations because it's not like they have a choice between doing porn or going to Harvard.

Their stories are all fake, only the truly dumb ones got into porn because they love having sex so much. Chicks who like having sex aren't going to waste their time working on a porn set with a bunch of people milling around, a director telling them what to do, waiting for camera changes, lighting, and all the awkward positions so the camera can get a closeup of the dick in pussy or ass.

Most of these chicks only become hot with a ton of makeup. Check out the youtube transformation videos, they turn an average, tired looking chick into a glamour queen but you wouldn't recognize her on the street without all the clown makeup. They literally cake the shit on their whole body so all the ass zits and blemishes disappear.

The bottomline is that it's all completely fake. Sure, maybe once in a blue moon a chick has an orgasm with a ten inch cock in her ass but most of the time they're just doing it for a paycheck. They all have std's, many of them are serious drug addicts, the anal queens have to starve themselves to work, and their pussies and asses get injured regularly. None of that makes it onto the dvd's and nobody talks about it because if people knew the reality it would disgust them. Think about it, you put a ten inch cock all the way in a chick's ass and it comes out with not even a speck of poo on it? Not in the real world.

The best porn is the amateur stuff, real girls really fucking, but it's inherently low grade quality. I'm not ranting against professional porn, just trying to be realistic about it because I see guys saying oh, she's awesome because she has real orgasms when 99% of the time that's just bullshit they say to get you to buy a dvd or sign up for a website, Marketing 101.
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#67

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This thread really isnt about the industry of porn..I don't wanna sidetrack it but.
I beg to differ
Chicks that truly love getting laid ( and see money behind it ) WILL and DO go through all the motions.
The best porn stars are the ones that love fucking on camera and getting paid for it.

Porn also has pretty strict standards when it comes to STD test. Star after star has said if they ever picked something up..it was in the non pro world.
You're way more likely to pick shit up fucking 4 chicks in a college dorm than a porn star.

Anal stars dont starve themselves. You must have never heard of douching. Thats what happens behind the scene..waterhoses up the ass and whatnot. not starvation

The only thing I can agree with you on is that those high produced scenes, do cake themake up.
and sticking giant cocks up your ass does cause chicks problems....(dont google this) but there's a whole niche of porn around chicks with their assholes falling out

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#68

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Yeah the prolapse videos are sick. And it is true, some girls can take a billion cocks up the pooper with no problem. But they can't eat a day before an anal shoot or it will be messy and then they are responsible for holding up the production for clean ups and the delay will come out of their paycheck. Not that I give a fuck if a porn chick has to starve herself but the way many of them work they schedule a bunch of scenes over a week or two and fly in to work and starve themselves out.

The STD issue is the real dark secret of porn. Doesn't matter where they get it from, they're all in the porn pool and they all have herpes and whatever else. Sure they all get tested at the industry approved clinic and if they have AIDS they get blacklisted, but it's like checking Green Cards at a farm during harvest season, they need bodies and the ID check is just a formality.

I'm not derailing the thread, just injecting a little reality for guys believing Gianna is something special because they think she's actually having orgasms in her videos.
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#69

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For the experience and for the tits, I would definitely fuck Gianna Michaels, and once more, so would most of you; I'm sure all of you have fucked worse. We really need to start keeping a running tally of girls that greater than 50% of the forum population definitely wouldn't fuck (I'm pretty sure Mila Kunis, Taylor Swift and Kate Upton are on it).

With regards to Gianna, though, it'd be mostly about the experience (when is the next time I'm gonna get laid like that?) than anything about her looks (she's not heinous, but not dream-girl material either). If she were just a regular girl and I approached her and got her number, if she flaked I'd probably delete her number and forget about her.
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#70

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Quote: (12-29-2012 08:05 PM)painter Wrote:  

The STD issue is the real dark secret of porn. Doesn't matter where they get it from, they're all in the porn pool and they all have herpes and whatever else. Sure they all get tested at the industry approved clinic and if they have AIDS they get blacklisted, but it's like checking Green Cards at a farm during harvest season, they need bodies and the ID check is just a formality.

This is totally off the mark. When even one performer comes down with anything, the entire industry goes on hiatus until the issue is cleared up. This happened a few months ago with a syphilis scare.

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Quote: (12-29-2012 09:16 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

Quote: (12-29-2012 08:05 PM)painter Wrote:  

The STD issue is the real dark secret of porn. Doesn't matter where they get it from, they're all in the porn pool and they all have herpes and whatever else. Sure they all get tested at the industry approved clinic and if they have AIDS they get blacklisted, but it's like checking Green Cards at a farm during harvest season, they need bodies and the ID check is just a formality.

This is totally off the mark. When even one performer comes down with anything, the entire industry goes on hiatus until the issue is cleared up. This happened a few months ago with a syphilis scare.

Check this site for more info: http://adultbizlaw.com/the-problem-with-...sti-rates/

what about super grimy porn like GhettoGaggers? I can only imagine.....
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If you believe the self reporting of porn companies on STD's then I got a bridge to sell you. It's like concussions in the NFL.

Yeah, the big porn companies like Vivid, sure, they go by the book. The rest of them? I wouldn't bet on it.
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#73

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In my world:

Gianna Michaels > Kate Upton

And by quite a large margin, too.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

TEAM NO APPS

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#74

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I'm still laughing about the mozzarella sticks. Aim high bitch, aim high.

Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing? Psalm 2:1 KJV
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#75

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Quote: (12-29-2012 10:19 PM)painter Wrote:  

If you believe the self reporting of porn companies on STD's then I got a bridge to sell you. It's like concussions in the NFL.

Yeah, the big porn companies like Vivid, sure, they go by the book. The rest of them? I wouldn't bet on it.


You can't work in SoCal/LA without going through the standard testing procedures which are done out of only a few labs I believe.

Evreybody from your bottom barrel garage operation to the big time studios all get their testing done by these Labs which gives a set of results which you have to produce prior to filming. This is the huge fallacy that people think that Pornstars are somewhat "dirty". They get paid to fuck, so why would the compromise this by getting STDs?

Its like saying Lebron James enjoys to stay out of shape during the season by eating Cheeseburgers, he gets paid for a certain skill set and has to adhere to it to protect his career/wealth. Professional Sports players have to keep certain levels of physical fitness to stay in the league, its the same for any physical profession.

I've been into porn for way to long now. You can see what bitches are not into it and are just chasing some quick cash. They are shitty on camera and don't know how to work themselves into well. Contrast this to pros like Gianna whom knows how to work shit. Yes there is a bit of over the top acting but as others posters have said the top tier Pornstars get there and stay there because they know how to balance both.

The Anal shit is half true some go on water fasts prior but many don't because like any athlete they need some nutrition in them before doing scenes. All do douches and enemas, there asses endup being clean as hell to the point dudes will lick it (yuuuuk), do ATM, and go back and fourth between the ass and snatch. Try that with your regular jump off and she will be growing bread out of her pussy in no time.

You are indeed more likely to catch shit from the random skank for the College bar. The illusion that the Adult Industry is swamp pit is false.

Now the NFL? Exploits its players like no other. Gianna probably has more protections in her contracts then 90% of NFL Players and Gianna probably works in a safer work environment also. The exploitation of these Athletes has been a thorn in my cap lately especially at the College level where schools are making obscene amounts of cash off the backs of young men. But in the end you can but also can't compare the two. I believe Porn has a greater firewall to prevent shit from hitting the fan in comparison to the NFL which only reacted to the issue as it could see a tidal wave of lawsuits from old retired players looming in the distance. Porn is more preventive of a disaster from happening vs the NFL which is being reactive.

Now the real question is how the hell do these companies still make money?
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