[maccc]

I've been hanging out with this persian chick (solid 9) in vegas over the past week, and finally banged her tonight. I put in way more time into this than I probably should've, but her body is fuckin ridiculous and as a white dude I'm not regularly banging persians.

I pounded her for a couple hours and then busted a couple pints all over her, so she went to the shower. At that point I noticed a big brown stain on the bedsheet. At first I thought it was a blood stain, but I checked myself and had no blood on me, so I assume it was a shit stain. Anyway, I bundled the sheet up and threw it in the corner. When she came out of the shower I told her that the sheet was soaked and I wasn't gonna sleep on it.

I did that for a few reasons:

1) Even though I'm fuckin grossed out about it, she's still banging and her body really defies gravity (similar to KimK years ago in the rayj tape). Who knows if I get over it weeks or months from now and hit her up.

2) I'd spent a good amount of time with her and there was some bonding, so it would've been awkward for me to go apeshit on her as if she were a quick pump and dump.

3) If I'd have humiliated her, who knows what happens when she goes back crying to her friends, and if the police got involved cuz she suddenly decided she didn't want to be there and didn't consent yadda yadda yadda.

Curious to know how others would've responded to this. It really wasn't a big deal to me, also because it's my last night in vegas and the maids have to deal with the bedsheets. I guess I imagined I'd have a lot bigger freak out than I actually did.

[sixsix]

Yeah, nothing wrong with throwing away the sheets to avoid embarrassing her.

Or you could have said: "I told you I'd fuck the shit out of you!"

[DiogoFC]

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[username]

This is why when I get a hotel room I always get two beds even when I check-in alone. Destroy one bed and have a nice clean one to sleep in afterwards.

[Cooze Hound]

(11-23-2012 05:41 AM)sixsix Wrote:  

Yeah, nothing wrong with throwing away the sheets to avoid embarrassing her.

Or you could have said: "I told you I'd fuck the shit out of you!"

[RawGod]

Shit happens.

What I fucking hate is when you grab a chicks ass cheeks to do her doggy and you get a faint but unmistakable whiff. She might have wiped but she sure as hell didn't shower since her last shit.

[kdolo]

not only is godliness cleanliness,

cleanliness is the essence of womanaliness and femininity to me.

nothing worse than a woman who is not near obsessive about hygiene -

I would have kicked her to the curb......

if you can keep your own ass clean - can you imagine everything and everywhere else ??
K.

[Timoteo]

You handled this properly. I definitely understand your horror at finding a shit stain on the sheets, and there's no way you could have covered it up or been able to sleep in that bed knowing it was there. Was it just a little stain, or a skid mark? It was smart to preserve a possible future bang - chicks that look like that aren't running around in huge numbers every day. I think you'll get over it, and hopefully you just caught her at a bad moment, and she's not dirty like that all the time. I know a lot of chicks make a last check in the bathroom when they know they're about to fuck though...

[captaingeneric]

Hey dude it could be worse.

I remember when I was 18-19 or so, some arab (I think) chick left a shit stain on my thigh. I noticed the smell on my drive home, and the brown skid on the blue of my jeans was unmistakable. And heck, I didn't even bang her (probably could have soon, but she was dead to me after that).

So hey, IT COULD BE WORSE!

[DVY]

bwahah omg that is too f-ing funny. TBH, would have done the same thing- being nice and smoothing uncomfortable situations is never a minus.

[soup]

Give her a pirate sanchez with it.

[CMan0928]

(11-23-2012 12:38 PM)captaingeneric Wrote:  

And heck, I didn't even bang her (probably could have soon, but she was dead to me after that).

Great quote lol

[Prophylaxis]

I remember a skit Russell Brand did, and he said when doing anal there will ALWAYS be times when you discover shit on your dick. (Especially if the girl has her vegetables.) His best advice was to NOT let the woman know at all costs.

You did the right thing OP. Personally, unless you were shoving it up her ass, i'd never look at her the same. That's something I'd expect from an 80yo nursing home woman with fecal incontinence.

[CMan0928]

I use a fucking ton of toilet paper. Like every time I go to the fucking store I find myself grabbing a few rolls. I don't take an extraordinary amount of shits. So then why? Because I'm OCD when it comes to personal hygiene. I wipe far more than I probably need to. I don't care how hot the chick is, 9 or not, if she can't manage to wipe her ass properly she can go fuck herself.

[Screwston]

This just goes to how stupid the myth is that women are so much cleaner than guys. A lot of girls are fucking nasty. I remember some girls feet smelling like death when she got naked. I had to turn the fan on full blast to spread it away from my nose.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

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This just goes to how stupid the myth is that women are so much cleaner than guys. A lot of girls are fucking nasty. I remember some girls feet smelling like death when she got naked. I had to turn the fan on full blast to spread it away from my nose.
***Nasty bitch. That would have been a good time to introduce her to the shower.

[Duke Castile]

Probably an isolated incident. We're all human after all, who knows why. You did the right thing, it was gracious and if she's that hot, it's worth it to keep her around IMO. If it happens again then you may want to reconsider.

All these "I'd kick her to the curb" comments aren't believable. A persian 9 is worth a little shit.

[CMan0928]

(11-24-2012 02:17 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

A persian 9 is worth a little shit.

Perhaps. But if I'm all that interested in having shit on my sheets, I can do that myself. No Persian 9 needed.

[Timoteo]

(11-23-2012 04:57 PM)CMan0928 Wrote:  

I use a fucking ton of toilet paper. Like every time I go to the fucking store I find myself grabbing a few rolls. I don't take an extraordinary amount of shits. So then why? Because I'm OCD when it comes to personal hygiene. I wipe far more than I probably need to. I don't care how hot the chick is, 9 or not, if she can't manage to wipe her ass properly she can go fuck herself.

No doubt. I wipe until the paper is clean.

[MrXY]

We are animals and have feces inside us all the time. She had an involuntary wet fart and some leaked out. It's not like she did it on purpose.

What would have been the point of making a scene about it and humiliating her? You did the right thing by covering it up and preserving her dignity.

Of course, if she screws you over in the future you can always bring it up. Heh

[MorphineBliss]

For real this is the first time it's happened to you?

How did you go through years of sex with keeping it all sterile?

It happens, we get sweaty, we get messy. Hasn't a woman ever started her period round about when you were having sex with her? Fuck stains as such as sometimes yellowy, maybe there's some urine. Boohoo. I change my sheets anyway after having full blown sex on them.



This attitude isn't uncommon for many guys though. You want sex but you can only enjoy it when it's sterile, porn like. I feel that mindset is might actually be hindering your pleasure.

[CMan0928]

(11-24-2012 04:51 PM)MorphineBliss Wrote:  

I feel that mindset is might actually be hindering your pleasure.

In the words of The Dude, that's fucking interesting, man.

[Timoteo]

I think as men we're okay with certain kinds of stains on our sheets (blood, pussy juice, semen, saliva), but there's just something different about doo-doo stains...HA HA! It's like stains in your underwear - a little bit of yellow in the front isn't an issue, but skid marks in the back are embarrassing.

[xsplat]

I wonder how long it will take for the bum-squirter to catch on in the west?

Wiping your ass with paper is like getting head from a man. It sorta gets the job done, but not really.

[speakeasy]

(11-24-2012 10:10 PM)xsplat Wrote:  

I wonder how long it will take for the bum-squirter to catch on in the west?

Wiping your ass with paper is like getting head from a man. It sorta gets the job done, but not really.

There's techniques of wiping your ass sparkling clean while not using a lot of toilet paper. You have to use some moistened paper too, or a baby wipe. If I only wipe with dry paper I don't feel clean. It also starts with eating a high fiber diet so you take shits that don't smear like peanut butter.