[blackglasses]

So yesterday I was out with this chick after I had come back from work and chilled with another bitch. So I am in college and I thought we agreed on her coming over at 8:15. So I'm thinking everything is gonna work out and I'm gonna get the lay. Wrong!! She calls me at 8 and tells me to come to this student association bullshit. Then she's hungry and gets fucking chinese carry out wings. She does finally come back to my room about 2 hours later. But thanks to the heavy ass chinese food meal she FUCKING TAKES A NAP. Now I am headed to see a pregnant girl who I did not want to see but is making things too easy to pass up since I did not get laid last night. I really didn't wanna deal with her but now my dick is making the decisions since I haven't gotten laid since last saturday

Lesson learned: Do not let bitches get full!!!!

[Cincinnatus]

I hope you didn't pay for the food that cost you the bang.

[pitt]

She a took a nap in your room and you didnt fuck her?

This bitch was clearly asking to be fucked. A bitch takes a nap in my room, im sure i will be fucking her. I will be licking her pussy while she is sleeping, start talking really dirty to her, pull out my dick and soon i know she will be up and we will be fucking each other like crazy. Never forget this: a bitch that falls asleep in your room, its asking to be fucked.

[blackglasses]

(11-17-2012 09:33 AM)MSW2007 Wrote:  

I hope you didn't pay for the food that cost you the bang.

Hell no. she wanted to go it. Im in college so I am definitely not buying shit until I have fucked her, and honestly not even then will I spend money.

[blackglasses]

Well just fucked a pregnant chick. It was literally the stinkiest pussy I have ever encountered. When I got her pants off I thought I was gonna vomit. So I just stuck it in and got it over with. She left to go to the bathroom and I was dressed to leave. Told her I. Was going to get food and I'm not coming back

[Beyond Borders]

(11-17-2012 12:20 PM)blackglasses Wrote:  

It was literally the stinkiest pussy I have ever encountered.

Stinky pussy flag?

[blackglasses]

(11-17-2012 01:13 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(11-17-2012 12:20 PM)blackglasses Wrote:  

It was literally the stinkiest pussy I have ever encountered.

Stinky pussy flag?

it smelled like a dead animal. Normally after the lay I will want to hand around for a bit and relax but the smell was fucking gross. I had to get out. She texted me and asked if it was just a booty call. I did not respond.I don't even want to count that as a notch -___-

[BrownBear]

Seems to me like you were a little harsh on her, maybe I'm just a beta...

[chochemonger1]

(11-17-2012 03:38 PM)BrownBear Wrote:  

Seems to me like you were a little harsh on her, maybe I'm just a beta...

Bear this is an American cunt. A russian pregnant bitch would be ok lol.

[Wayout]

I hooked up with a prego before and hr pussy smelled great! So it has nothing to do with her being pregnant.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

This thread reminds me of just how important it is to get a women full of alcohol instead of filling up completely on food. Ive never seen a women get entirely satisfied on alcohol. Depending on the girl and drink, once she's past a certain amount she may just keep drinking until she pukes. Food fills all of her hunger needs (including sex), and satisfies her physically and emotionally. If you want any chance of bumping pee pees with her later on always make sure she gets more alcohol (if available) than food in her.

[20Nation]

Yeah she wanted it. Girls don't come back to your room to take a nap. It sounds like you weren't making the moves on her so she got bored. Live by this rule: If she comes back to your room ALWAYS try to fuck her. Living by that will make you a much happier man

[blackglasses]

(11-18-2012 02:04 AM)20Nation Wrote:  

Yeah she wanted it. Girls don't come back to your room to take a nap. It sounds like you weren't making the moves on her so she got bored. Live by this rule: If she comes back to your room ALWAYS try to fuck her. Living by that will make you a much happier man

She came back with the food so she planned on eating as well. But I will remember that in the future.

[anamericaninbangkok]

She had a stinky pussy and you didn't say anything to her after you came?

The rule is you get yours and then after you're done you make it a point to tell her to get that snatch cleaned up or go see the doctor. Serious...stinky pussy is a major league turnoff and I'm sure you don't want to go back again and stick it in that stank hole. Might as well just get a blowie or nail her in the pooper.

[samsamsam]

(11-17-2012 03:20 PM)blackglasses Wrote:  

it smelled like a dead animal. Normally after the lay I will want to hand around for a bit and relax but the smell was fucking gross. I had to get out. She texted me and asked if it was just a booty call. I did not respond.I don't even want to count that as a notch -___-

I know this is an old thread - but what was she thinking of course it was a booty call? What did she want you to say? "Yes, I would love to be the father of your unborn child, raising someone else's kid has always been a dream of mine."

I will admit reading RVF has opened my eyes but I have become a bit more demeaning to women. The guy that cuts my hair mentioned it the other day, lol.