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Internet Game: How to Get your Name Signed on Tits
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Internet Game: How to Get your Name Signed on Tits

Disclaimer: This is not a troll thread. More like an actual data sheet on my experiences with girls on the internet. I'm not talking about OKC or girls on social networks but girls on sites that are considered videogame like in nature.

Anyways, here's the good news.


Background: Throughout highschool I've lived a life that might have seemed boring to others, but in my own little mindset the internet was fucking cool. Everyday there was new girls to hit on, while also playing video games and just trolling whoever was bad.


What is Internet Game
Basically, its also a synonym for video game game as well. Most of the girls I've talked to over the internet has a fond love for video games. You can find these girls on chats, or even video game chats as well!

Mind you, while I did not get actual pussy from these girls, they've shown me signs that they'd fuck if I was in that room. No I won't show pics because thats mean and I don't want my Pokemon running away.

I look back at me in highschool and think that I wasn't that bad. At least I had enough game to be very good at talking to girls via video games and chatsites to get them to draw cute signs for me and do bad things on camera. I just wasn't capturing any Pokemon (fucking bitches) IRL. [Image: sad.gif]

Internet Culture in a Nutshell
The internet is where you will find the most red pill of thinking. Think of 4chan or shit like that. Sites like that expose you to people who just talk shit to you and you can either develop thick skin and defend yourself or become a bitch and let what some nerd says get to you.

It's a different world than IRL where things are usually politcally correct or "professional", but it is where you can hone your game and get your player name on some titties and other cool things.

Some Games/Chats to Use
All of my laptops are fucked up. All for different reasons! But, here are a few cool places on the internet where you can chat up a few girls and possibly get some sort of action. Warning: You will see fucked up things on some of these places, but that helps you develop a thicker skin and a tolerance for seeing weird shit.

Furcadia:
Type of Girls: Furry/Artsy Girls
Pros:
-Lots of girls on the chat
-Easy to use
-Whisper Feature helps keep pesky cockblockers out of your game field.
-Most girls here can draw! May not be kitchen game but still, a girl who draws is awesome.
Cons:
-If you're not used to weird things, you're going to be disappointed. (Trust me, theres people on here who roleplay as herms wtf)
-Some places might be cliqueish, so expect to see that as well.
-Some of these girls might be fatties, so beware and have strong balls for the non fatties because they like to talk shit.

Verdict: Even though the site is lowly populated, I still like this place time through time. Once I get my laptops fixed I could stroll around with a few of you guys and troll around the place a bit.

How to Game girls: DO NOT ROLEPLAY/RP with them! That's how they get their attention! I've done roleplaying on that site before and it has done nothing but cost me a few nudes/phone sex. I will say, unless you are a very good writer and have the ability to write a girl's pussy towards you don't do it. This place taught me how to write, but theres been countless times where I'd go to sleep waiting on a bitch to write me a paragraph back of her character sucking Rosca's dick.

What you want to do to get a sign is talk to them like how you'd talk to any girl online, get their skype and/or phone number. Let them know that you are interested into them OOCly (Out of Character), but have respect for whatever fucked up character they play as ICly (In Character).

Sure you might get rejected more, but its a great way to gauge if she wants you or not. After that, see if she can take a picture of herself. Once she does that, just continue to game her for a few and then ask if she can give you a sign somewhere else.

Bonus: You could write her name on your hand as well just to ease her into doing it.

Basic Steps:
*Make a cool furcadia name (some of your names on here would work too).
*Talk to girl. Make sure she has a cooch irl
*Get skype or any off Furcadia info
*Game her down! (Talk to her until you get a sign or phonesex or cam sex)
*Capture the sign and look at it whenever you down or on a dry spell.

Costs to DHVs:
*Invest a little money into a port for your character. (I have a few friends that could help with this PM for more info.)
(Port Spaces cost about 5-15 dollars depending on where you're getting it from).

You might not have to do this step if your game is good enough, but it makes these Pokemon think that your character is sexy and therefore making them want to be captured (fucked) by you.

XboxLive/PS3/Wii Game
Pros:
-Teaches you how to talk shit and troll other people. (There countless stories of me pissing off my team or the other team.)
-Very fun when your friends IRL or online are around. It becomes a sports game!
-In IRL, you could prolly lure a girl for this as well. I haven't experimented with it yet, but to play Kinect with a girl sounds like a easy way to get close.
-Basically games like these are an addition of entertainment in your house.
Cons
-Will cost more money to start up than Furcadia. These consoles cost on average 200 Pokedollars (dollars/euros whatever) or so depending on where you look for it.
-Too many fucking dudes here! It's a DC club in most games, but if you got a hot girl that you know IRL, just play it with her!
-These guys talk shit a lot. Just to let you know from ages 5-dead these dudes are going to try to sound as hard as they can on a video game. I'll teach you how to troll them for fun in a bit.

Verdict: As an ex-hardcore gamer and now a current player into game, I find each of these systems to be a great way to add entertainment to your home.

For Example: When I was stoned with my friend freshman year, we played the kinect and it was just funny as fuck trying to jump around when mentally cooked.

Also, I used to play my friends on NBA 2K12 for pushups on this game. Whoever sucked in each quarter had to do 40 pushups. So these games can be used for good if one thinks creatively.

I think that XboxLive would be a great way for RVF members to just chill out and talk to each other while playing a game. Let's say we all vote for a game thats cool each month. ONE GAME damnit, we don't need to waste a lot of money to have fun. And we dont have to play these games all day. We'd just schedule when we'd want to play that game and just play it.


How it can be used for Game
I haven't tried it that much, but I think it would be a good date to bring a girl over and play games. It's better to use moving games like Kinect, Wii and PS3 Move for the girls because these Pokemon can only learn so much! Leave the controllers with all the confusing buttons to your bros.

How it can be used for Trollg
While there are many cool people on XboxLive. (I remember talking to a 40 year old dude named TonyGreene and even though he got divorce raped, he was a mad player. This dude got back to play Gears of War with us after capturing a Pokemon. THATS WHAT WE NEED TO DO.)

Assume that each male player is a fucking idiot until they prove to be cool. Once you hear someone whining about the game, you do you best to make him rage some more. Who cares if your account gets banned? There's sure to be ways to dodge Xbox Live bans if I see kids hacking CoD everyday.

Rosca Style Trolling:
All you need is
*Xboxlive with a game thats competitive
*Annoying Faggot from either your team or their team thats bitching over the game played
*iPod Headphones and a XboxLive Headset
*Laptop or iPhone (anything that plays music)
*No fucks about winning or losing the game (why should you care if you capture Pokemon IRL?)

So here's what you'd do. Once you hear a kid whining, play the most gayest/annoying song or sound you have. People on XboxLive rage really easily because their hamster wants them to be the best at something people in reality dont give a fuck about. These guys are probably white knights in the club that you deal with. So just get your lulz.

Alternatively: Just say shit to piss them off. A simple "Shut up you faggot" will easily make them mad.

Alternative #2: Do things on the game that will piss off your team. For example, on Call of Duty there used to be a point where you could kill your teammates, commit suicide to help your team win and all other things to do to just make people rage.

If girls are on your team
Just fuck around with them and follow them around while talking to them on the mic. I did this one time on CoD and had two girls damn near fighting for my attention. One of them was playing on their brother's account (who I was shooting the fuck up) and gave me their number, and the other drunk girl was just being drunk trying to hit me up.


Keep telling them they suck at the game. Because Pokemon do suck at games naturally. Just playfully act like an asshole and they'll sure to warm up towards you. Join the other team, and keep looking for her (you'll tell its her because Pokemon suck at games) and troll her a bit.

After a few games private message her with your voice and add her as a friend depending on if she recognizes your game or not. If she does do that, if not try to join the other team and fuck her up.

One Note about Internet Game
There's lots of chats you could use to game girls. Yahoo chat, IMVU, XboxLive, SecondLife all of chats like that you could get a girl to do whatever you please if you got enough game. Just do not invest too much time on that shit! Personally, I'd schedule just a few hours a week to video games. No more than 5 would be a good bet. That was my problem in highschool and if I was spending my time outside practicing my game, I'd prolly have better bang stories than the fattie I fucked on the beach. You might run into fatties a lot, but hey why not get your name on some tits right?

Same with Video Games man, have games, but make sure that your games are multiplayer and girl-friendly.
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I hope this thread helps you guys get some signs/nudes guys.

I might have to be in rehab tomorrow, but I wasn't going to temporarily leave RVF without giving my bros a present.

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Internet Game: How to Get your Name Signed on Tits

What percentage of these did you actually stick your dick in?
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Bro, not to be an asshole, but that is all a waste of time. You gain nothing of value from it, you won't be getting laid, and learning how to troll is not a valuable skill.

Do yourself a favor and throw all of your drugs, booze and video games systems into a dumpster and be done with it man.

I don't know if you are trying to troll us lately, or what, but if the shit you've been doing is real, you need to get your life on track and rehab is probably a good idea for you.

Get it together man.
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Internet Game: How to Get your Name Signed on Tits

I wasn't even trying to troll on this thread. I was genuinely just trying to tell everyone the information I've gathered and how I've ran game in my past highschool years before reaching here.

I'm not trying to start drama with you guys man. Learning how to troll is not a valuable skill, but for those interested in asshole game it would help.

I was just making this thread to help.

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Dude, rehabilitate yourself before gaming any other chicks. Seriously man, the techniques and skills you learn right now and they way you learn them will pretty much carry over into your later years and will be pretty hard to undo. I dont think you wanna be dependent on drugs and MAJOR alcohol intake to have fun and go after women for the rest of your life.
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i see no pictures of tits with your forum name

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soup:
I didn't bang any of these chicks soup. But I was saying the signs helped me game wise.

And I agree that should chill out on drugs and alco. And I've played games in college only in social moments. I don't play them everyday, I was just saying that they could have been used for all of us to chill out and talk to each other once and a while.

Rio:
I was making this thread as a innovative way to game chicks in real life dude as. You could still use it for OKC girls or others to set up dates. And it wouldn't be bad to have one game system in the house to make a girl feel comfortable. Having some sort of entertainment in your house would just ease her out.

Thats why I said that in the disclaimer because I did not want everyone to derail my thread when I was only trying to give some advice.

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Rosca,

With all due respect, the majority of guys here are probably not interested in this sort of game. The minimum win for me(us) is sex. It doesn't matter if a girl is writing my name on her tits or getting nude for me. It doesn't matter cause banging is what counts, hell even when I just get a BJ I feel like I've gotten second prize.

Unless this method is converting the online chats/vids to her coming over and fucking, I think most guys would be better off hitting the bars, streets, and using reputable online dating sites such as okcupid and pof.
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he's on my ignore list, but I like my Xbox. sometimes I'll have a girl come round and she'll be waiting for me to pounce on her, i'll just be sitting there playing F1, completely ignoring her.

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Quote: (11-15-2012 05:25 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

learning how to troll is not a valuable skill

if you are good at it, it turns into potent funny asshole game naturally. Really good, successful trolling is just knowing what buttons to push to piss people off. Absolutely no different from game or advertising or sales--you're giving emotional stimulation to people to elicit a response.

That being said, god, why oh god why why would you ever even think about banging someone off of something like Furcadia?
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Quote: (11-15-2012 05:25 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Do yourself a favor and throw all of your drugs, booze and video games systems into a dumpster and be done with it man.

Do this.
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