[durangotang]

I had a good laugh at this one. Thank you Reddit.

Synopsis: guy keeps asking a girl out. They are casual acquaintances known through their social circle. 1/2 dozen times later she agrees. He takes her to a Japanese restaurant, then after dinner surprises her and takes her to a weight loss seminar to sell her on his network marketing business. Hilarious. I have to give it to the guy. Just imagine what that does to the hamster!

By her own admission, she is 5'5" and 135 lbs.

[teh_skeeze]

Now that's what I call a venue change!

[Basil Ransom]

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By her own admission, she is 5'5" and 135 lbs.

Heidi Klum, by Reddit standards.

If you guys ever pull this shit, make sure she doesn't know your full name, or have a photo of you. You may even need to give her a Google Talk number. Don't post a thread about it either if it goes big. Instead, PM me .

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

Add me to that PM list as well

[SnakeEyes]

(11-14-2012 01:43 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

Now that's what I call a venue change!

Lol people just stared at me cause I laughed so loud!

[dk902]

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He then left me with his smarmy 'teammates', who proceeded to give me an orientation about their company and a run-through of their health supplements (when he got to the part where the weight-loss products are, the smarmiest one said, "Oooh now this is what you've been waiting for, I saved the best for last!")

This man deserves a Knighthood [not the White Knight variety].

Maybe we should bestow titles from the Roosh V Forum Society for services to masculinity.

[Tuthmosis]

(11-14-2012 03:12 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

This man deserves a Knighthood [not the White Knight variety].

Guy get's the Black Knight Award™.

[Handsome Creepy Eel]

That's some next-level Alpha trolling. I salute this man. This is even better than Nigel.

[FretDancer]

(11-14-2012 01:43 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

Now that's what I call a venue change!

Haha his comment is just pure gold.

[bojangles]

that's how to do a bar bounce.

[Mage]

That woman will never forget him.

[germanico]

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A couple of months ago he started messaging me, first on Facebook, then by text (he got my number from a friend, he didn't ask me for it) and most of the time I responded just to be polite. He's nice enough, but not really my type..

Just curious here... whats her type? Bacon?

[Timoteo]

Homie never really wanted to date this chick. This was his plan all along - he targeted her for weight loss with Terminator-like focus...HA HA!

[thebassist]

They need to make a show out of this. Some kind of next level hamster punk'd!

[Beyond Borders]

Some fucked up stories on this page.

This guy got punked hard:

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I was wading back into the cesspool of adult dating and gave one of the dating websites a try.

I started communicating with a reasonably decent looking school teacher from a town nearby, she seemed to have it together, and we had enough in common to meet up for a date....

We met at a sports bar/restaurant....nice enough place, not inexpensive, but not 5 star either. She looked like her pictures online, and the conversation flowed pretty well between us. After ordering a few drinks, the waiter asked if I wanted to start a tab, and she replied "yes, he does" Ok. that was strange..but I went along and gave him my credit card for the tab. We ordered food, and her phone rang as the waiter left the table. "Would you mind if my friends stopped over? they want to meet you" she said.. I'm a laid back guy so I said "sure"

About 20 minutes later, her friends (a couple) show up, and order food and drinks. Meanwhile her phone rings again and again...... and more and more people show up to "meet me", and they are all ordering food, appetizers, main entrees, desserts and drinks... lots of drinks.

Any chance her and I had of talking was gone... her friends now numbered 17 people, and she was the center of attention. Not a single person in the group paid for anything, it was all going on my tab.

So I got up, found the waiter, explained that I wanted the tab closed with just my and her initial order of food and drinks on it, and that I was unwilling to pay for the crowd that I didn't know. He called the manager over and I explained. After laughing at the story, they split my bill from the rest. I gave the waiter a huge tip , and walked out the door.

The next day the woman wrote me an email explaining how angry her friends were with me that I "stiffed" them with the bill, after "inviting" them to the bar. She said she never wanted to see me again unless I "made it right" with her friends and hosted another get together.

This bitch here pats herself on the back from escaping a horror movie, not making the connection that she essentially left that guy walking free if she was right (and if she was not making this up or overexxagerating).

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There was a guy who had been asking me to hang out for a while and I finally said yes, he wanted to hang out at his house with his roommates so I went. He took me into the basement where there was a dirty mattress on the floor and nothing else. I ran. To this day I have no idea what it was about but I ran and never told anyone about it until now.

Dating in America - it's a dog-eat-dog world out there. lol

[Beyond Borders]

I'm reading through those date horror stories and just waiting for one of these chicks to tell about some guy with a jesus beard weaseling her way into her apartment by saying he needs to use the bathroom...and then casually mentioning at the end that she "gave in" and let him bang.

Roosh strikes again!

[germanico]

(11-15-2012 02:09 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

Some fucked up stories on this page.

I wasted my entire morning on that thread. Just shows how fucked up and desperate ordinary people are.

[Screwston]

Wow at that first story Beyond Borders put up!! I don't even know what I'd do in that situation. I'd have to call IRT or mechanico to come up with the ultimate plan in less than 30 minutes.