Went out again... monday.... found this weird ass bar.. in the boonies.
Booked a chick... that unfortunately the bartender seems to have it for. Half brit and spanish 7.5-7.7ish. The bartend is a mexican and white cat.... and we were speaking spanish.... So he puts on Bachata.... The girl a few chairs down starts singing the lyrics...Gotcha... Se a cobo.
I danced bachata with her... in a hick bar BTW. The bartender is turning red. I feel bad and back off incase its his girl. She basically wouldnt leave me alone after this no matter what he does. She gives me her number and is now texting me at 3:00AM. So far... I have been fuckin lucky so far in the back woods of GA. THat was the ONLY girl in there...well only attractive one.
Even, the last night... those girls were all there was. THe guy next to me said, I didnt think we'd actually meet women here. Just to illustrate. Are the girls bitting... yes. Are the plentiful.... hell to the fuk no.
Also, Id like you guys opinion. Do you consider this game.. or cheating.
White girl bartender... I pulled out my photos ofme amd my two former puppies. Shes wont stop chatting me from the on. Lets me stay after close and drink.
Latina... spanish all the way. Bachata.. Salsa.... I will dance with her in the fuckin middle of traffic if I have to. (I have done this). I will play couples dancing music on my iphone if needed.
Black girl... Just be successful and educated honestly. They are alittle to materialist for my liking in the US. We'll the hip-hop slang talking ones. I like every other variation though.
BRazilian...
Throw out some port... it helps to call them out as brazilian and open em in port. "They are amazed you know there brazilian... "because they think they look and fit right in with out white people" (I've only met one black brazilian in the states.) Then, I start talking about silly shit like D.J. creu creu creuuuu......(I would imagine this wont work actually in brazil...its just the novelty of an American knowing this stuff). They just laugh.
A stuck up ass Paulista once said...that the girl dancing in that video Mulher Melencia is a skank. :o (that was different)
She had approached me first.. and she was 28 I was 22. So I replied... thats ok... maybe its just a generational culture difference. But thats OK... I really like cougars.
Her mouth dropped for... and after 5 seconds she said Fuuuuuuuck YOU!!
I just stared with a HUGE Silly ass grin. Well, I got my bang....and she cooked Brazilian GRill shit for me the next day. She was like a culinary art student or trainee at a restaurant or something. BTW... Brazillian Au PAirs Love that wack ass Bar Mcfaddens in DC on the weekend. I have been in there and met several of them on the weekend. MY ex even went there... I didnt even know until I saw a pic of her on the bar....on facebook. Good thing shes an ex...
But... the point is. Is that actually game. Im feel like im just using cultural shit as leverage now. I'd like to hear opinions.
Also, If she speak good english.. I make fun of Brazilian accents(ONLY IF SHE DOESNT HAVE ONE).
I ask her if she needs to use my InterneCHHH!! and stuff like that. The ones who speak good english Laugh. If they dont they will be offended.
Back to the story BTW ....Yes unfortunately I booked her I said....Well, I learned my lesson in DC about this. I had a bartender that i was friend with but not tight. Well, I was sitting enjoying my beer... and a latina comes in and sits next to me...CLOSE. She start flirting hard. Well, the bartender immediately comes over, and says dont even talk to her she just gives out fake numbers.(that was my cue, he had tight game so, I got the message). We'll she flirted more and more...and eventually gives me the number. Hes cool... but is body language says hes pissed. So he invited me out after he gets off. We go to another bar... and then proceed to try to murder me with drinks that dont mix.(on purpose.. not the cool way)
Well long storyshort... I ended bouncing to go meet a chick at happy hour at a really really nicespot....and mid way there.... I am vomiting all over the taxi... and on the side of the road during DC, rush-hour on pretentious ass k street. FML
People were looking like... no way this kid is that drunk at 5 PM. SMDH
I was so embarrassed... and showed up to the happy hour... glassy eyed looking like zombie. But, I pressed on... after 2 hours of water... It was game on and I did get the bang...eventually. BArtenders are not the enemies to have.
sorry about the typsy talk. I'm sure there was data in there somewhere.