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The night I got my Ukrainian flag
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The night I got my Ukrainian flag

After three hookups with no bangs I have finally captured my Ukrainian flag. I still standby my thoughts on decent Ukrainian girls not being easy, however it would seem this girl would come as a small exception.

The night before Lionel and I had managed to kiss two girls he had met on the beach in Varna. They were Kiev locals and agreed to be our tour guides and had kindly shown us around the city. We arranged to meet them the following night at a bar within a 10-minute walk of our hostel. We planned to invite them back to watch a movie on the hostel’s projector after we got a little boozy.

Lionel and I arrived at the bar after consuming half a bottle of vodka each. We met the girls out the front and after talking to them for a bit, but their vibe was noticeably different and it was obvious we were a lot drunker than they were. There was a moment of Patrick Bateman style panic when I realised what needed to be done. I turned to Lionel, looked him in the eye and said “If we don’t hook up with these girls within the next five minutes we must ditch them”. It was a Saturday night, the club was teeming with hotties and I wasn’t prepared to hang out with girls who weren’t partying as hard as us.

Five-minutes passed and it was time to ditch the girls who had shown us around the city the day beforehand for the chance at Ukrainian glory. We made our way through a sea of bangable women and stereotypical ugly Ukrainian men to the other side of the bar and within minutes we had made some new friends.

Tanya was around 160cm and weighed no more than 40kgs, Her hair, which she had recently cut short, was dyed ice blonde. Her English was fortunately very good and she had a certain sexuality about her when she spoke that made me want to rip her clothes off and fuck her to within an inch of her life right there on the dance floor. I decided that she probably wouldn’t be down for that, so I patiently waited.

During a trip to the bathroom Lionel I and had got stuck in a conversation with a man that looked like a homeless pedophile. He had come to the club alone and was obviously looking to find a group to leach off. I was fairly polite to begin with, but I didn’t want a sweaty middle-aged man ruining my game, so I had no choice but to ignore him for the rest of the night.

After half an hour of dancing and talking Tanya’s friend gave me a look as if to say, “You’re cool, do whatever you want to my friend”, so I pulled Tanya in and kissed her; it was on! She was a fairly fast paced kisser so I had to slow it down a notch or two because my tongue seemed low on energy.

At this point the girls we had originally come to the bar with came over to Lionel and I to say goodbye. It was as awkward as walking in on your sister masturbating.

Lionel had spent a good deal of time trying his luck with a 9. She seemed quite responsive, but her friends, who looked bored as fuck, seemed to be weighing her down. Meanwhile Tanya’s friend (A 5 face, but a 9 body) was being a third wheel, so I asked Lionel do to what any good friend would do and take one for the team.

He quickly pounced and that was my green light to get the girls back to our hostel. They showed little resistance which, judging by past experience, seemed strange for Ukrainians.

Once back at the hostel we all decided to head out the front for a cigarette. We all chatted for a while about our obvious cultural differences and how Lionel and I look very similar. Tanya asked me to follow her around the corner because she wanted to “show me something”. I suddenly had an instant erection. As I pressed her up against the wall I noticed that she had already pulled her pants down around her ankles. I followed suit and proceeded to bend her over in full view of the adjacent apartments.

After blowing my load all over her back we decided it would be best to join Lionel and co. back in our hostel. Upon our arrival we heard Lionel and his girl making out in the kitchen so we headed to the common room and made a makeshift bed out of two beanbags. Tanya seemed ready for more as we ate each other’s faces and she jerked me off so I lead her to one of the hostel’s many toilets and this is where this story gets kind of messy.

I bent her over in the very same fashion as I did outside the front of our hostel only this time her vagina seemed to be a lot looser. Upon closer inspection it would seem that my cock was three quarters of the way up her ass. I suspected that she had taken one two many poundings and her asshole had become possibly doubly as loose as her pussy.

I decided to let it slide and pound away as I usually would, but something was off, the smell of the bathroom was a little pungent. I didn’t want to look down as I may see something that would make me spew. As I fucked her, the very thought of anything remotely brown seeping out of her ass made me dry wrench, but that wouldn’t stop me. I continued to treat her loose ass like a slut whilst choking up pieces of what I had eaten for dinner that night. After five or so minutes the smell became overwhelming, I had no choice I had to look down.

What I saw was shit smeared all over her ass and onto my cock. I dry wrenched some more as she sat on the toilet and wiped herself with a piece of toilet paper. I left the toilet in disgust and went back to join Lionel and his girl. I mouthed to Lionel “There was shit everywhere” and he had a bit of a chuckle.

I would fuck Tanya again in the kitchen 30 minutes later, but images of what happened in that bathroom came flashing back and made my orgasm just that little bit less satisfying.

Would I trade my first Ukrainian experience for normal sex in a bed without the shit? Surprisingly, No.

- Gavin Madden


http://gavinmadden.blogspot.com/
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#2

The night I got my Ukrainian flag

Great story but sounds a bit made up! I don't believe anyone could continue if the situation as you say was

"What I saw was shit smeared all over her ass and onto my cock"

Anyone who could continue make a comment, props to you though for the funny story true or not
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#3

The night I got my Ukrainian flag

Also I love lionels reaction,

you told him “There was shit everywhere” and he had a bit of a chuckle.

Just a bit of a chukle, not a big deal haha
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#4

The night I got my Ukrainian flag

It's unfortunately all true. It made for a good story though.
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#5

The night I got my Ukrainian flag

Quote: (11-01-2012 10:30 AM)gavinmadden Wrote:  

After three hookups with no bangs I have finally captured my Ukrainian flag. I still standby my thoughts on decent Ukrainian girls not being easy, however it would seem this girl would come as a small exception.

The night before Lionel and I had managed to kiss two girls he had met on the beach in Varna. They were Kiev locals and agreed to be our tour guides and had kindly shown us around the city. We arranged to meet them the following night at a bar within a 10-minute walk of our hostel. We planned to invite them back to watch a movie on the hostel’s projector after we got a little boozy.

Lionel and I arrived at the bar after consuming half a bottle of vodka each. We met the girls out the front and after talking to them for a bit, but their vibe was noticeably different and it was obvious we were a lot drunker than they were. There was a moment of Patrick Bateman style panic when I realised what needed to be done. I turned to Lionel, looked him in the eye and said “If we don’t hook up with these girls within the next five minutes we must ditch them”. It was a Saturday night, the club was teeming with hotties and I wasn’t prepared to hang out with girls who weren’t partying as hard as us.

Five-minutes passed and it was time to ditch the girls who had shown us around the city the day beforehand for the chance at Ukrainian glory. We made our way through a sea of bangable women and stereotypical ugly Ukrainian men to the other side of the bar and within minutes we had made some new friends.

Tanya was around 160cm and weighed no more than 40kgs, Her hair, which she had recently cut short, was dyed ice blonde. Her English was fortunately very good and she had a certain sexuality about her when she spoke that made me want to rip her clothes off and fuck her to within an inch of her life right there on the dance floor. I decided that she probably wouldn’t be down for that, so I patiently waited.

During a trip to the bathroom Lionel I and had got stuck in a conversation with a man that looked like a homeless pedophile. He had come to the club alone and was obviously looking to find a group to leach off. I was fairly polite to begin with, but I didn’t want a sweaty middle-aged man ruining my game, so I had no choice but to ignore him for the rest of the night.

After half an hour of dancing and talking Tanya’s friend gave me a look as if to say, “You’re cool, do whatever you want to my friend”, so I pulled Tanya in and kissed her; it was on! She was a fairly fast paced kisser so I had to slow it down a notch or two because my tongue seemed low on energy.

At this point the girls we had originally come to the bar with came over to Lionel and I to say goodbye. It was as awkward as walking in on your sister masturbating.

Lionel had spent a good deal of time trying his luck with a 9. She seemed quite responsive, but her friends, who looked bored as fuck, seemed to be weighing her down. Meanwhile Tanya’s friend (A 5 face, but a 9 body) was being a third wheel, so I asked Lionel do to what any good friend would do and take one for the team.

He quickly pounced and that was my green light to get the girls back to our hostel. They showed little resistance which, judging by past experience, seemed strange for Ukrainians.

Once back at the hostel we all decided to head out the front for a cigarette. We all chatted for a while about our obvious cultural differences and how Lionel and I look very similar. Tanya asked me to follow her around the corner because she wanted to “show me something”. I suddenly had an instant erection. As I pressed her up against the wall I noticed that she had already pulled her pants down around her ankles. I followed suit and proceeded to bend her over in full view of the adjacent apartments.

After blowing my load all over her back we decided it would be best to join Lionel and co. back in our hostel. Upon our arrival we heard Lionel and his girl making out in the kitchen so we headed to the common room and made a makeshift bed out of two beanbags. Tanya seemed ready for more as we ate each other’s faces and she jerked me off so I lead her to one of the hostel’s many toilets and this is where this story gets kind of messy.

I bent her over in the very same fashion as I did outside the front of our hostel only this time her vagina seemed to be a lot looser. Upon closer inspection it would seem that my cock was three quarters of the way up her ass. I suspected that she had taken one two many poundings and her asshole had become possibly doubly as loose as her pussy.

I decided to let it slide and pound away as I usually would, but something was off, the smell of the bathroom was a little pungent. I didn’t want to look down as I may see something that would make me spew. As I fucked her, the very thought of anything remotely brown seeping out of her ass made me dry wrench, but that wouldn’t stop me. I continued to treat her loose ass like a slut whilst choking up pieces of what I had eaten for dinner that night. After five or so minutes the smell became overwhelming, I had no choice I had to look down.

What I saw was shit smeared all over her ass and onto my cock. I dry wrenched some more as she sat on the toilet and wiped herself with a piece of toilet paper. I left the toilet in disgust and went back to join Lionel and his girl. I mouthed to Lionel “There was shit everywhere” and he had a bit of a chuckle.

I would fuck Tanya again in the kitchen 30 minutes later, but images of what happened in that bathroom came flashing back and made my orgasm just that little bit less satisfying.

Would I trade my first Ukrainian experience for normal sex in a bed without the shit? Surprisingly, No.

- Gavin Madden


http://gavinmadden.blogspot.com/

There's enough of this balling crap over on Nomad's forum.

is that you Deb? [Image: icon_lol.gif]
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#6

The night I got my Ukrainian flag

Quote: (11-01-2012 02:30 PM)Partizan Wrote:  

Quote: (11-01-2012 10:30 AM)gavinmadden Wrote:  

After three hookups with no bangs I have finally captured my Ukrainian flag. I still standby my thoughts on decent Ukrainian girls not being easy, however it would seem this girl would come as a small exception.

The night before Lionel and I had managed to kiss two girls he had met on the beach in Varna. They were Kiev locals and agreed to be our tour guides and had kindly shown us around the city. We arranged to meet them the following night at a bar within a 10-minute walk of our hostel. We planned to invite them back to watch a movie on the hostel’s projector after we got a little boozy.

Lionel and I arrived at the bar after consuming half a bottle of vodka each. We met the girls out the front and after talking to them for a bit, but their vibe was noticeably different and it was obvious we were a lot drunker than they were. There was a moment of Patrick Bateman style panic when I realised what needed to be done. I turned to Lionel, looked him in the eye and said “If we don’t hook up with these girls within the next five minutes we must ditch them”. It was a Saturday night, the club was teeming with hotties and I wasn’t prepared to hang out with girls who weren’t partying as hard as us.

Five-minutes passed and it was time to ditch the girls who had shown us around the city the day beforehand for the chance at Ukrainian glory. We made our way through a sea of bangable women and stereotypical ugly Ukrainian men to the other side of the bar and within minutes we had made some new friends.

Tanya was around 160cm and weighed no more than 40kgs, Her hair, which she had recently cut short, was dyed ice blonde. Her English was fortunately very good and she had a certain sexuality about her when she spoke that made me want to rip her clothes off and fuck her to within an inch of her life right there on the dance floor. I decided that she probably wouldn’t be down for that, so I patiently waited.

During a trip to the bathroom Lionel I and had got stuck in a conversation with a man that looked like a homeless pedophile. He had come to the club alone and was obviously looking to find a group to leach off. I was fairly polite to begin with, but I didn’t want a sweaty middle-aged man ruining my game, so I had no choice but to ignore him for the rest of the night.

After half an hour of dancing and talking Tanya’s friend gave me a look as if to say, “You’re cool, do whatever you want to my friend”, so I pulled Tanya in and kissed her; it was on! She was a fairly fast paced kisser so I had to slow it down a notch or two because my tongue seemed low on energy.

At this point the girls we had originally come to the bar with came over to Lionel and I to say goodbye. It was as awkward as walking in on your sister masturbating.

Lionel had spent a good deal of time trying his luck with a 9. She seemed quite responsive, but her friends, who looked bored as fuck, seemed to be weighing her down. Meanwhile Tanya’s friend (A 5 face, but a 9 body) was being a third wheel, so I asked Lionel do to what any good friend would do and take one for the team.

He quickly pounced and that was my green light to get the girls back to our hostel. They showed little resistance which, judging by past experience, seemed strange for Ukrainians.

Once back at the hostel we all decided to head out the front for a cigarette. We all chatted for a while about our obvious cultural differences and how Lionel and I look very similar. Tanya asked me to follow her around the corner because she wanted to “show me something”. I suddenly had an instant erection. As I pressed her up against the wall I noticed that she had already pulled her pants down around her ankles. I followed suit and proceeded to bend her over in full view of the adjacent apartments.

After blowing my load all over her back we decided it would be best to join Lionel and co. back in our hostel. Upon our arrival we heard Lionel and his girl making out in the kitchen so we headed to the common room and made a makeshift bed out of two beanbags. Tanya seemed ready for more as we ate each other’s faces and she jerked me off so I lead her to one of the hostel’s many toilets and this is where this story gets kind of messy.

I bent her over in the very same fashion as I did outside the front of our hostel only this time her vagina seemed to be a lot looser. Upon closer inspection it would seem that my cock was three quarters of the way up her ass. I suspected that she had taken one two many poundings and her asshole had become possibly doubly as loose as her pussy.

I decided to let it slide and pound away as I usually would, but something was off, the smell of the bathroom was a little pungent. I didn’t want to look down as I may see something that would make me spew. As I fucked her, the very thought of anything remotely brown seeping out of her ass made me dry wrench, but that wouldn’t stop me. I continued to treat her loose ass like a slut whilst choking up pieces of what I had eaten for dinner that night. After five or so minutes the smell became overwhelming, I had no choice I had to look down.

What I saw was shit smeared all over her ass and onto my cock. I dry wrenched some more as she sat on the toilet and wiped herself with a piece of toilet paper. I left the toilet in disgust and went back to join Lionel and his girl. I mouthed to Lionel “There was shit everywhere” and he had a bit of a chuckle.

I would fuck Tanya again in the kitchen 30 minutes later, but images of what happened in that bathroom came flashing back and made my orgasm just that little bit less satisfying.

Would I trade my first Ukrainian experience for normal sex in a bed without the shit? Surprisingly, No.

- Gavin Madden


http://gavinmadden.blogspot.com/

There's enough of this balling crap over on Nomad's forum.

is that you Deb? [Image: icon_lol.gif]

haha 'balling crap'? So anyone with an interesting yet disgusting story is instantly a liar? I just live an interesting life, dude.

I'm sure if everyone wrote about their stories there would be stories more ridiculous than this.
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The night I got my Ukrainian flag

Quote: (11-01-2012 03:34 PM)gavinmadden Wrote:  

Quote: (11-01-2012 02:30 PM)Partizan Wrote:  

Quote: (11-01-2012 10:30 AM)gavinmadden Wrote:  

After three hookups with no bangs I have finally captured my Ukrainian flag. I still standby my thoughts on decent Ukrainian girls not being easy, however it would seem this girl would come as a small exception.

The night before Lionel and I had managed to kiss two girls he had met on the beach in Varna. They were Kiev locals and agreed to be our tour guides and had kindly shown us around the city. We arranged to meet them the following night at a bar within a 10-minute walk of our hostel. We planned to invite them back to watch a movie on the hostel’s projector after we got a little boozy.

Lionel and I arrived at the bar after consuming half a bottle of vodka each. We met the girls out the front and after talking to them for a bit, but their vibe was noticeably different and it was obvious we were a lot drunker than they were. There was a moment of Patrick Bateman style panic when I realised what needed to be done. I turned to Lionel, looked him in the eye and said “If we don’t hook up with these girls within the next five minutes we must ditch them”. It was a Saturday night, the club was teeming with hotties and I wasn’t prepared to hang out with girls who weren’t partying as hard as us.

Five-minutes passed and it was time to ditch the girls who had shown us around the city the day beforehand for the chance at Ukrainian glory. We made our way through a sea of bangable women and stereotypical ugly Ukrainian men to the other side of the bar and within minutes we had made some new friends.

Tanya was around 160cm and weighed no more than 40kgs, Her hair, which she had recently cut short, was dyed ice blonde. Her English was fortunately very good and she had a certain sexuality about her when she spoke that made me want to rip her clothes off and fuck her to within an inch of her life right there on the dance floor. I decided that she probably wouldn’t be down for that, so I patiently waited.

During a trip to the bathroom Lionel I and had got stuck in a conversation with a man that looked like a homeless pedophile. He had come to the club alone and was obviously looking to find a group to leach off. I was fairly polite to begin with, but I didn’t want a sweaty middle-aged man ruining my game, so I had no choice but to ignore him for the rest of the night.

After half an hour of dancing and talking Tanya’s friend gave me a look as if to say, “You’re cool, do whatever you want to my friend”, so I pulled Tanya in and kissed her; it was on! She was a fairly fast paced kisser so I had to slow it down a notch or two because my tongue seemed low on energy.

At this point the girls we had originally come to the bar with came over to Lionel and I to say goodbye. It was as awkward as walking in on your sister masturbating.

Lionel had spent a good deal of time trying his luck with a 9. She seemed quite responsive, but her friends, who looked bored as fuck, seemed to be weighing her down. Meanwhile Tanya’s friend (A 5 face, but a 9 body) was being a third wheel, so I asked Lionel do to what any good friend would do and take one for the team.

He quickly pounced and that was my green light to get the girls back to our hostel. They showed little resistance which, judging by past experience, seemed strange for Ukrainians.

Once back at the hostel we all decided to head out the front for a cigarette. We all chatted for a while about our obvious cultural differences and how Lionel and I look very similar. Tanya asked me to follow her around the corner because she wanted to “show me something”. I suddenly had an instant erection. As I pressed her up against the wall I noticed that she had already pulled her pants down around her ankles. I followed suit and proceeded to bend her over in full view of the adjacent apartments.

After blowing my load all over her back we decided it would be best to join Lionel and co. back in our hostel. Upon our arrival we heard Lionel and his girl making out in the kitchen so we headed to the common room and made a makeshift bed out of two beanbags. Tanya seemed ready for more as we ate each other’s faces and she jerked me off so I lead her to one of the hostel’s many toilets and this is where this story gets kind of messy.

I bent her over in the very same fashion as I did outside the front of our hostel only this time her vagina seemed to be a lot looser. Upon closer inspection it would seem that my cock was three quarters of the way up her ass. I suspected that she had taken one two many poundings and her asshole had become possibly doubly as loose as her pussy.

I decided to let it slide and pound away as I usually would, but something was off, the smell of the bathroom was a little pungent. I didn’t want to look down as I may see something that would make me spew. As I fucked her, the very thought of anything remotely brown seeping out of her ass made me dry wrench, but that wouldn’t stop me. I continued to treat her loose ass like a slut whilst choking up pieces of what I had eaten for dinner that night. After five or so minutes the smell became overwhelming, I had no choice I had to look down.

What I saw was shit smeared all over her ass and onto my cock. I dry wrenched some more as she sat on the toilet and wiped herself with a piece of toilet paper. I left the toilet in disgust and went back to join Lionel and his girl. I mouthed to Lionel “There was shit everywhere” and he had a bit of a chuckle.

I would fuck Tanya again in the kitchen 30 minutes later, but images of what happened in that bathroom came flashing back and made my orgasm just that little bit less satisfying.

Would I trade my first Ukrainian experience for normal sex in a bed without the shit? Surprisingly, No.

- Gavin Madden


http://gavinmadden.blogspot.com/

There's enough of this balling crap over on Nomad's forum.

is that you Deb? [Image: icon_lol.gif]

haha 'balling crap'? So anyone with an interesting yet disgusting story is instantly a liar? I just live an interesting life, dude.

I'm sure if everyone wrote about their stories there would be stories more ridiculous than this.

Having you dick covered in shit and watching this broad wipe the shit off herself on the toilet, then telling your friend who just 'chukles' and then banging this chic 30 minutes later, who apparently didn't shower!

Interesting is not the word pal. It's so clearly made up.
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The night I got my Ukrainian flag

Copy/pasting from your blog is a quick way to get banned.
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#9

The night I got my Ukrainian flag

Lol, Roosh .
Ukraine must have changed since I have been there. Wheres our locals telling us this shit is impossible?
When we start hearing stories how Ukrainian chicks are hitting on guys and buying guys drinks while wearing sneakers than I know Ukraine is dead.
Publish BANG UKRAINE already, I am feeling nostalgic.
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