[Max RNR]

(01-26-2019 05:20 PM)rottenapple Wrote:  

Damn no one getting drunk in 2019, SAD! I'm sippin on some syrup here with some 3-6 mafia (Late night tip) on and then some 'What is love' from Haddaway. Gotta respect the classics. In an hour from now, I'll be surrounded by massive asses from all the black chicks here in Africa, 80% of which are hoes but it's still better than entering a meat feast in the west.

Did you mean the ass fest of the west?

[Once Was Not]

Man liquor really does an amazing job at turning off the inner monologue. Finally some peace and quiet. It's quite late but I think I'll have some more. mmmm whiskey fuck it's expensive now. I'm probably going back to delicious cheap Russian vodka after this

anyway the new Misery Index is out. I fyou don't know that htey kick ass you're lame

[Heuristics]

drinking estrella like a spanish bum, soundtrack for the night, a bit pensive:

[Bluto]

(01-26-2019 05:20 PM)rottenapple Wrote:  

Damn no one getting drunk in 2019, SAD! I'm sippin on some syrup here with some 3-6 mafia (Late night tip) on and then some 'What is love' from Haddaway. Gotta respect the classics. In an hour from now, I'll be surrounded by massive asses from all the black chicks here in Africa, 80% of which are hoes but it's still better than entering a meat feast in the west.

I don't know about everyone else, but normally I have been too drunk to post so far this year when I was drunk. Feast or famine for me.

[Bizet]

I was talking to some cute Portuguese girl in a bar tonight, she was giving me all the signs she was into me: lots of eye contact, touching, our faces were very close while we were talking over loud music.

Next thing I know, her chubby lesbian partner starts hysterically screaming at me and telling me to fuck off. The girl I was trying to get with tries to calm her girlfriend down, then the fat lesbian starts screaming at her. Some other chick who I think was also gay gets involved. I'm really confused at this point, so I get the fuck out of there.

The argry lesbian came up to me later; she apologised and brought me a beer. Fuck, a quote a few people brought me beers tonight, this was only supposed be "a few quiet drinks".

My mate got with some Asian chick though, so good for him.