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What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?
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What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Some of us were unable to make it--much to our chagrin--to the epic shindig in DC that we're sure to hear stories about in the coming hours. So, what did you do instead?

I, to start us off (highlights only):

1. Went and bought some cold-weather gear.
2. Ate some chicken teriyaki.
3. Did a couple of tepid approaches.
4. Got LJBF'd by a chick I recently banged.
5. Accidentally watched a clip of this video (porn) when I typed in netfucks.com into my browser instead of netflix.com, just to see what happens. [Image: lol.gif]

Video is very NFSW

EDIT: The music is very good. Make sure to watch the setup (the first 1:11).

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#2

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

1. Worked out
2. Browsed RVF
3. Studied French
4. Dodged IDF
5. Slept
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#3

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Worked till 5
Ate Chinese food
Napped from 6 to 11
I have a strip steak cooking on my George Foreman and frozen corn in the microwave.
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#4

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

I woke up a couple of hours ago, browsed the forum a bit and checked out one of the bands I saw last night, then read some of Neil Strauss' "The Game." Not what I expected at all, seems to be more of a memoir of his journey than a game info book. After, I looked through the numbers I got last night, trying to remember which ones belonged to who. I am absolutely perplexed by one of them. All the others match up to girls I met, but I don't remember this girl in the slightest. Could make for an interesting date some time. Maybe I'll get her to add my fake Facebook account so I can troll her pics..
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#5

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Went out with a nice young woman. Went to see ARGO. We were a little early for the movie so we stopped by a clothing store next door. She tried on a pencil skirt. She was chagrined that it made her ass look big. It made her ass look like something I would want painted as a mural on my bedroom ceiling, or tattooed on the back of my eyelids. I would happily eat a full Norman Rockwell style Thanksgiving dinner out of the crack of that ass. I insisted she buy the skirt.

ARGO was solid. Now we're back at home drinking brandy. I made her put the pencil skirt on. She's sitting on the couch in the ass hugging pencil skirt drinking brandy and I'm reconsidering my past aversion to anal sex.

I do not regret missing the meetup.

Although L.A. has to be the #2 forum city, right? We should have one out here.

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#6

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

1. I woke up on top of my dorm mattress which was on top of a table on the seminar room.
2. Got baked
3. Still baked, bought Burger King food.
4. Finished the first lesson of this affiliate marketing program.
5. Now bored as fuck and not baked

Nope.
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#7

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Logged NBA games all day and all night. This stuff is serious.
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#8

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Watched Silva TKO Bonnar with a knee to the solarplex
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#9

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Speaking of getting baked, this 15/16 year old tried to sell to me a couple of days ago. I only buy from my friends and fuck around with anyone who approaches me. I always think it's a sting operation.

"Hey"
"What's up"
"Do you...Smoke"
"...Yeah.... Sometimes."
"Well I got some kush"
"Yeah? How much for a G?"
"$25 dollars"
"25 dollars?! Where are you from?"
"Lousiana."
"Oh, well you see, here in Texas, no one sells a G at $25"
"Well I got some grade A shit"
"Oh yeah? Whats it called?"
"kush"
" :[Image: rolleyes.gif]: Ill give you $20"
"Alright, since you my first customer Ill give it to you at $20"
"I dont have any cash on me, sorry man"

[Image: troll.gif]
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#10

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

taking it easy tonight.
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#11

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

1. Cooked dinner (crumbed hake baked with potatoes and tomato salad with hard-boiled eggs)
2. Wrote a few pages of my book
3. Exercised
4. Watched some Mad Men season 5
5. Informed my current GF that I'm not thinking about marrying her in the foreseeable future

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#12

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

What kind of book are you in the process of writing?
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#13

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

I went to see the Space Shuttle going making it's way through the streets. Pretty cool thing to see actually.

Quote: (10-13-2012 10:52 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

5. Accidentally watched a clip of this video (porn) when I typed in netfucks.com into my browser instead of netflix.com, just to see what happens. [Image: lol.gif]

Video is very NFSW

Just skip to the last 30 seconds, folks. That facial she got was epic.
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#14

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Quote: (10-14-2012 02:25 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

I went to see the Space Shuttle going making it's way through the streets. Pretty cool thing to see actually.

Saw that shit earlier this morn on the news. They cut down 400 trees in houston for that.

God, it'd be cool to visit space!!!! Fawk yeah!!!
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#15

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Quote: (10-14-2012 02:25 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (10-13-2012 10:52 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

5. Accidentally watched a clip of this video (porn) when I typed in netfucks.com into my browser instead of netflix.com, just to see what happens. [Image: lol.gif]

Video is very NFSW

Just skip to the last 30 seconds, folks. That facial she got was epic.

But then you'll never get to find out who wins the game of croquet.

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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#16

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

hah, Karina White is one of about 3 porn stars I can name. She's one of the hottest girls I've seen do porn. A total 9 - 9.5 for me, epitomizes my type.
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#17

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Smoked sour diesal, got a grande carne asada burrito with salsa verde to go from my favorite Mexican joint, got annoyed that FX wasn't airing the UFC prelims when they had it on the cable guide, ended up watching Hot Tub Time Machine for a bit, waited on my wingman to get back to me, watched an episode of Keys to the VIP to get myself motivated to hit the bars and do some approaches, hit the bar scene it was pretty lame, I was pretty lame (only made 2 solid approaches), winged for my buddy, he ended up leaving with some gnarly thick chick covered in tattoos who had a huge tattoo covering her throat and had massive gauged ears, he was stoked and goes for freaky weird bitches like that (the kind this forum unanimously seems to poo-poo), used "cigarette game" to open a cute 21 year old brunette, smoked a cigarette and chatted with the cutie, got her phone number (so at least I went home with a new prospect).... I hate smoking ciggs, but cigarette game is legit, probably the easiest way to approach a chick... Although it was kind of a failed night, I got some good insight on an approach that will help my game in the future, (nothing ground breaking, but I will probably make a post about it on the game forum in the near future).
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#18

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Worked on some music;
Practiced some French
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#19

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Worked on some music;
Practiced some French
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#20

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

watched a movie

read some more of the baltic trilogy

looked (in vain) on RVF for some live "smartphone" coverage of the DC meetup

"Fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty, and fart proudly" (Ben Franklin)
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#21

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Quote: (10-14-2012 01:19 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

What kind of book are you in the process of writing?

A game manual, in Croatian language. It wasn't my intention originally, but seeing how my blog became rather popular with almost 1000 daily visits (that's a whole lot for Croatia), I decided to go ahead with it and see if I can spread the Holy Word in my country. If you use Google Translate to view it, you will probably get some really hilarious results.

I'm also working on a light fantasy book about a woman whose husband was lost in a storm and who decides to go to the end of the world to find him. Don't scoff at the romantic theme, the plot won't be that of a typical chick-flick [Image: biggrin.gif]

p.s.
Quote:Speakeasy Wrote:

I went to see the Space Shuttle going making it's way through the streets. Pretty cool thing to see actually.

I was speechless and had to Google that to believe it. Wow!

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#22

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Rolled out dolo last night even though I was feeling a little tired and out of it. Chatted up a pair of blonde 6's who I got a good vibe from, but wasn't ready to commit to. Got the number, moved on. Few other approaches went nowhere. Was surprisingly dead for a Sat. night. Got a text from some POF chick whose number I got awhile back saying she was in the area. Was getting a strong vibe from her so decided to move in for the kill. At the same time the blonde 6's start texting me and I'm smelling the possibility of a threesome. But it was probably a longshot, so I followed the Roosh maxim of never turning down a sure thing and went with the girl from POF. Got the bang, then she pulls the "I'm too drunk to drive I have to sleep over card." Ugh. Whatever. I let her sleep for four hours then kicked her out. Bitch, this ain't no flophouse! I got shit to do.

Now for some breakfast.

Looking forward to hearing about this meetup.

[size=8pt]"For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.”[/size] [size=7pt] - Romans 8:18[/size]
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#23

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Went to Montreal.
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#24

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

It's complicated.
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#25

What Did You Do Instead of Going to SausageFest 2012 (RVF Meet-Up)?

Spent the day with my kid.
Went to the park.
Got hit on incessantly by a fat girl at said park.
Made some killer macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Watched superhero movies and ate sugar cookies until we passed out.

Team Nachos
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