rooshvforum.network is a fully functional forum: you can search, register, post new threads etc...
Old accounts are inaccessible: register a new one, or recover it when possible. x


Pretend Occupations
#1

Pretend Occupations

Note: This is generally for the younger girlies who are ignorant about jobs and careers.

So, when you're out and about and meeting those girlies, what's your pretend occupation? So far I've read...

Wine importer
Minor league baseball player (washed up)

Personally, I use writer. It covers so much. And it's not pretend.
Reply
#2

Pretend Occupations

bank robber
art thief
camera man for porn company
Reply
#3

Pretend Occupations

Quote: (09-15-2012 02:16 PM)Private Man Wrote:  

Note: This is generally for the younger girlies who are ignorant about jobs and careers.

So, when you're out and about and meeting those girlies, what's your pretend occupation? So far I've read...

Wine importer
Minor league baseball player (washed up)

Personally, I use writer. It covers so much. And it's not pretend.

I use the writer one too and I'm not even lying but when they ask me the title of the book I clam up and usually say "that's a secret" or " I've written a very controversial book on traveling, maybe i'll tell you later"

Needless, to say that it's not really working out.

Need a better solution.

Book - Around the World in 80 Girls - The Epic 3 Year Trip of a Backpacking Casanova

My new book Famles - Fables and Fairytales for Men is out now on Amazon.
Reply
#4

Pretend Occupations

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUtmammG5hJ8yjcKeaKEf...PfxlAF7H4f]
Reply
#5

Pretend Occupations

I've been telling chicks I'm coaching the Women's U.S. Skeeball Team for competition in the 2016 Rio Olympics.

I've also used Dream Analyzer. Great way to get some crazy/interesting conversations going if they play along.

Both of these are field tested and have NEVER failed at getting a laugh or follow-up comment.



EDIT: If they nag me about what my job really is, I say "I shape the lives & minds of female urban youth" aka I teach a bunch of girls in the city.
Reply
#6

Pretend Occupations

Depends on the girl. Usually don't want to talk about it, but something like Independent Contractor, Nuclear Power, train dolphins for the military (which I stole from someone here, brilliant).
Reply
#7

Pretend Occupations

sometimes I say "I work with my hands"

they say "really? doing what?"

I say "I use my hands to type on a computer"

they laugh and then I change the subject.

so I don't think you need a fake job, you just need a non-boring way of filling the air when she asks what you do.
Reply
#8

Pretend Occupations

I tell them I own a small company. All they need to know.
Reply
#9

Pretend Occupations

professional panhandler
Reply
#10

Pretend Occupations

Bartender, writer (of both Cat Fancy and my fictitious award winning gay porn novel "5 guys 1 dude"), inventor of "luxury cut steak" (which is a type of steak I made up), hinted at (but never outright stated) member of an organized crime syndicate, and free lance journalist.
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)