I met her via OKCupid Locals here in Brooklyn over the summer and quickly found out that she was headed to back to DC in two days. We set up a date the night before her departure, so yeah, that made it obvious that if I ran some mediocre-at-worst game, I'd get laid. She's a DC lawyer. Peruvian and Jewish; nice body, but very average face.
I parked my car and headed out to the bar where I was about to meet her. As I crossed the street, I noticed a very cute, wavey haired girl walking behind me. I instantly got the urge to talk to her. "Should I do this? I'm gonna be late for my date and it's kind of messed up to pick a girl up right before a date with another girl." I quickly squashed this beta-babble from my mind.
Right before I was about to start talking to this strange girl, I squinted and noticed that she was actually the DC lawyer. But she looked waaaay better than in her profile. She was very cute and had an exotic flair to her.
We had a good date. She wouldn't shut up and laughed at virtually all my jokes, at least a 1/3rd of which weren't that funny, so I knew I was in. Overall, she seems like a nice girl actually. Not at all like the Roissy described Lawyercunts: I guess I got lucky here. She was kind of annoying in that typical American girl way, though: she was trying too hard to be one of the guys and made too many crass, unfunny jokes. Bulletin girls: I get all my crass joke needs met with my guy friends, so I don't need it from you.
I walk her to her place (she was staying in her friend's living room). She lets me in and jumps me as soon as I sit on her cot. Her kissing was awful. All tongue. Mouth agape the whole time, like she was trying to suck my soul through my esophagus.
Here is where her Lawyercunt side came out. "Go down on me right now!," she said as she pushed my head down on her twat. I don't do that on the first date, not unless the girl is really hot and I get blown first. But I was so taken aback, I've never been dominated like this before, that I do it.
Long story short, we ended up screwing most of the night. In between fucks, I tried to get some shut-eye, as did she (or so she said), but she kept blabbing and blabbing about bullshit.
She did do something that was great, though. As I was squeezing her butt, she turned to me and said "do whatever you want to my ass right now!" This made me rock hard instantaneously but I was out of condoms. Stupid me, I plunged my cock into her ass anyway. With just a little bit of spit and pumped her hard. Surprisingly, she was taking it pretty well.
Hope I don't have AIDS now. Oh well.
The next morning, I find out that her roommated kicked her out of her apartment because she was pissed that she had brought a guy home. Um, what? This was in Bushwick, a hipster/liberal neighborhood in New York. Did she honestly object to a hookup? Whatever.
There's actually more to the story as Lawyercunt invited me to visit her in DC for a bootycall weekend. It was a 5 hour bus ride, so I went.
Long story short with that: I quickly became really annoyed with her while there. She was extremely touchy feely the whole time and she decided to stop wearing make up most of the time. Which is a shame, because her acne scarred right cheek was finally made visible to me.
Another juicey tidbit: she described her Peruvian native mother to me and the description was something that was 10x worse than even a careergirl feminist. "She didn't want to get married, have kids or get a job. When she got accidentally pregnant with my brother, she didn't want to marry my father. He basically begged her to before she agreed." Jesus, what a pathetic beta.
I parked my car and headed out to the bar where I was about to meet her. As I crossed the street, I noticed a very cute, wavey haired girl walking behind me. I instantly got the urge to talk to her. "Should I do this? I'm gonna be late for my date and it's kind of messed up to pick a girl up right before a date with another girl." I quickly squashed this beta-babble from my mind.
Right before I was about to start talking to this strange girl, I squinted and noticed that she was actually the DC lawyer. But she looked waaaay better than in her profile. She was very cute and had an exotic flair to her.
We had a good date. She wouldn't shut up and laughed at virtually all my jokes, at least a 1/3rd of which weren't that funny, so I knew I was in. Overall, she seems like a nice girl actually. Not at all like the Roissy described Lawyercunts: I guess I got lucky here. She was kind of annoying in that typical American girl way, though: she was trying too hard to be one of the guys and made too many crass, unfunny jokes. Bulletin girls: I get all my crass joke needs met with my guy friends, so I don't need it from you.
I walk her to her place (she was staying in her friend's living room). She lets me in and jumps me as soon as I sit on her cot. Her kissing was awful. All tongue. Mouth agape the whole time, like she was trying to suck my soul through my esophagus.
Here is where her Lawyercunt side came out. "Go down on me right now!," she said as she pushed my head down on her twat. I don't do that on the first date, not unless the girl is really hot and I get blown first. But I was so taken aback, I've never been dominated like this before, that I do it.
Long story short, we ended up screwing most of the night. In between fucks, I tried to get some shut-eye, as did she (or so she said), but she kept blabbing and blabbing about bullshit.
She did do something that was great, though. As I was squeezing her butt, she turned to me and said "do whatever you want to my ass right now!" This made me rock hard instantaneously but I was out of condoms. Stupid me, I plunged my cock into her ass anyway. With just a little bit of spit and pumped her hard. Surprisingly, she was taking it pretty well.
Hope I don't have AIDS now. Oh well.
The next morning, I find out that her roommated kicked her out of her apartment because she was pissed that she had brought a guy home. Um, what? This was in Bushwick, a hipster/liberal neighborhood in New York. Did she honestly object to a hookup? Whatever.
There's actually more to the story as Lawyercunt invited me to visit her in DC for a bootycall weekend. It was a 5 hour bus ride, so I went.
Long story short with that: I quickly became really annoyed with her while there. She was extremely touchy feely the whole time and she decided to stop wearing make up most of the time. Which is a shame, because her acne scarred right cheek was finally made visible to me.
Another juicey tidbit: she described her Peruvian native mother to me and the description was something that was 10x worse than even a careergirl feminist. "She didn't want to get married, have kids or get a job. When she got accidentally pregnant with my brother, she didn't want to marry my father. He basically begged her to before she agreed." Jesus, what a pathetic beta.