Recently hit up an all-inclusive resort in May. Been wanting to do a resort game theory thread but I guess I never got around to it. Gaming at a resort is similar to gaming on a cruise. Here is a little guide/theory on resorts.
1. Research
When going to a resort research is essential. You don’t want to be stuck at an old people resort (or maybe you do) or a family resort. Trip advisor is great resource to see the post on how the couples and senior view the resort. I once saw a post on the Me?? re sort in Cancun. All the post were negative about the club and young people.
You also research to verify when is a good time to hit the spot. Most Americans/Canadians travel during Spring and Easter break and the summer. Locals travel during different times of the year. I found that out during my May trip in Mexico. City was dead. Call or email the Hostels up and they may drop some information for you. Most of the hostels I've been in have friendly staff who will let you know when the high and low seasons are.
Finally, try to find local deals if possible. Expedia and other sites are sometimes expensive. Remember they need to get their cut. Call the resort directly, use the travel sites, and try to find a local travel agent if possible. I saved 130 a night using a local instead of a site.
2. Touchdown
Remember, you will not live on the resort most of the time. Some resorts you may never want to leave or really don’t have the option because they are so far from a city. But most resorts you will party in the local town. Bring a few sets of clothes that shows you care about your appearance. Too many times when I stepped out I saw tourists out. Don’t look like a tourist, which really should go unsaid to all the international players, but sometimes we get caught up and forget shit. Also, always have a great pair or two or board shorts. You want to be seen at the pool.
3. Day One
Resort game is interesting. It can be a bit like the club. You have to scheme your environment. When you step in a bar or club, you get your drink, settle in a high traffic spot, and look for targets. Day one of resort game is the same.
Hit the pool early. 10AM type early. Find you a nice little spot where you can be seen and also scout all the talent. Have line of sight on the bar. That’s where you can verify your targets are of age.
Day one is also a great time to get in with the staff. This cannot be over emphasized enough. Most of the staff live to party with tourist. They know all the hot spots, the local spots, the great restaurants, who is the local weedman, who is fucking on the staff, they can be a wingman, they can work some of your targets for you. Pool guy and bartenders are the best staff to hit up. Always tip even if it’s a tip inclusive spot. A Canadian cat I was kickin it with partied with a bartender. The guy was 40 plus with kids but still took my boy out twice to score some pussy. Some of the resort towns are pretty shitty to the staff takes advantage of partying with rich tourist who will get them faded for free.
Finally, your targets. Day one is just peepin game on all the targets. The pool is where everything is at during the day. You have to make sure which sets are available and figure out of the available sets which ones will be DTF. Most resort women don’t care that you open on all the women but when you finally smash one it may be a problem the rest of your stay. Some women will be jealous if you party with one set then try to party with them. Day one is a great time to figure out which sets may be worth it and which may be problems.
4. Targets
Like a club you got to find the DTF sets. In resort game you will shit these types of women.
Young couples: Can with their man on a little vacation. Most of these couples are pretty strong because they are pretty fresh in the relationship. Avoid.
Middle Aged couples: These 35-55 yo couples come to get away from the kids. A lot have time shares and come 2-5 times a year. Some of the women are DTF but is it worth it to find out? Avoid unless opportunity opens.
Families: Family vacation. Daughters may be of age and bored hanging out with the fam. Always try to verify age but seeing if they are drinking. Doesn’t always work. I smashed a chick who I thought was under 18 but ended up being 26. Stayed away for the first two days then found age out and proceeded to smash. Always verify age and try to isolate. Some may not want to sneak off the resort which is cool. Most pool and bars close at 11.
Graduation Present Babies:
We all know June is the greatest month for these types. They roll in packs of 4-12. Young and ready to have some fun. Key is to identify the one or two willing to go all the way.
Middle Aged Vacation Cougars:
A young player’s prime target. These 30-45 yo been fucked by the game. Most are professions who have their own money. Some are married but came along with their girls. Almost all are DTF. I opened on three different sets and could have pulled 5 out of the 12 haha. These birds come for the resort dick but often will only smash locals. If they are interested you will know and often just need to not say anything stupid.
5. Resort Game
So you are settled in, got your board shorts and sunscreen, found a great spot early in the morning, and identified multiple targets. How to proceed? This part just have tips. You know what tools of the game you will need and end up using. Here is what I observed and used.
I am personally am a friendly dude. I am black too so I used that to my advantage. Only black dude on the resort and one of three in the town at the time. The bitch shields at some resort are crazy low so just using pool game is too easy to open on women. I spoke to some of the staff to find out what’s good at night and invited a set out. Another set invited me to party with them but I dropped the ball on that.
Participate in the activities also. I made a necklace with the elderly women and opened on the staff girl running it. She enjoyed the convo and wanted to party but I dropped the ball on her too. Got access to a daughter after doing some Jazzercising, and opened on a Canadian set during tequila volleyball.
Key to resort game is to pick your targets properly and keep it friendly. Once you get them to go out to town with you or come out late near the bar or pool escalate as normally and proceed to smash. Remember these women have the Vegas mentality so most will be loose as hell.
6. Not all Resorts are created equal
Remember that some places are laid back and some may not be. Running resort game at Cabo or Cancun is probably going to be more difficult than anywhere else. Bitch shields may be at normal levels and all the girls know they can pick a cock they want to suck. Plus the locals are probably shit, tired of getting pumped and dumped, or maybe pros. I wouldn’t hit up Cabo unless I had the money and I would only hit Cancun during June and maybe Spring break.
To all the young players out there. Resort game can be shooting fish in a barrel. Would I recommend hitting up a resort instead of going to a new city? Honestly idk. Once you have a few cities/countries under your belt, try hitting up a resort. Better yet hit a cruise up. I think we have a thread or two on cruise game. Those Canadian birds pulling out of Tampa and Miami are probably the easiest fish in the sea. Cookie we got to hit up PV next year. Ha!
1. Research
When going to a resort research is essential. You don’t want to be stuck at an old people resort (or maybe you do) or a family resort. Trip advisor is great resource to see the post on how the couples and senior view the resort. I once saw a post on the Me?? re sort in Cancun. All the post were negative about the club and young people.
You also research to verify when is a good time to hit the spot. Most Americans/Canadians travel during Spring and Easter break and the summer. Locals travel during different times of the year. I found that out during my May trip in Mexico. City was dead. Call or email the Hostels up and they may drop some information for you. Most of the hostels I've been in have friendly staff who will let you know when the high and low seasons are.
Finally, try to find local deals if possible. Expedia and other sites are sometimes expensive. Remember they need to get their cut. Call the resort directly, use the travel sites, and try to find a local travel agent if possible. I saved 130 a night using a local instead of a site.
2. Touchdown
Remember, you will not live on the resort most of the time. Some resorts you may never want to leave or really don’t have the option because they are so far from a city. But most resorts you will party in the local town. Bring a few sets of clothes that shows you care about your appearance. Too many times when I stepped out I saw tourists out. Don’t look like a tourist, which really should go unsaid to all the international players, but sometimes we get caught up and forget shit. Also, always have a great pair or two or board shorts. You want to be seen at the pool.
3. Day One
Resort game is interesting. It can be a bit like the club. You have to scheme your environment. When you step in a bar or club, you get your drink, settle in a high traffic spot, and look for targets. Day one of resort game is the same.
Hit the pool early. 10AM type early. Find you a nice little spot where you can be seen and also scout all the talent. Have line of sight on the bar. That’s where you can verify your targets are of age.
Day one is also a great time to get in with the staff. This cannot be over emphasized enough. Most of the staff live to party with tourist. They know all the hot spots, the local spots, the great restaurants, who is the local weedman, who is fucking on the staff, they can be a wingman, they can work some of your targets for you. Pool guy and bartenders are the best staff to hit up. Always tip even if it’s a tip inclusive spot. A Canadian cat I was kickin it with partied with a bartender. The guy was 40 plus with kids but still took my boy out twice to score some pussy. Some of the resort towns are pretty shitty to the staff takes advantage of partying with rich tourist who will get them faded for free.
Finally, your targets. Day one is just peepin game on all the targets. The pool is where everything is at during the day. You have to make sure which sets are available and figure out of the available sets which ones will be DTF. Most resort women don’t care that you open on all the women but when you finally smash one it may be a problem the rest of your stay. Some women will be jealous if you party with one set then try to party with them. Day one is a great time to figure out which sets may be worth it and which may be problems.
4. Targets
Like a club you got to find the DTF sets. In resort game you will shit these types of women.
Young couples: Can with their man on a little vacation. Most of these couples are pretty strong because they are pretty fresh in the relationship. Avoid.
Middle Aged couples: These 35-55 yo couples come to get away from the kids. A lot have time shares and come 2-5 times a year. Some of the women are DTF but is it worth it to find out? Avoid unless opportunity opens.
Families: Family vacation. Daughters may be of age and bored hanging out with the fam. Always try to verify age but seeing if they are drinking. Doesn’t always work. I smashed a chick who I thought was under 18 but ended up being 26. Stayed away for the first two days then found age out and proceeded to smash. Always verify age and try to isolate. Some may not want to sneak off the resort which is cool. Most pool and bars close at 11.
Graduation Present Babies:
We all know June is the greatest month for these types. They roll in packs of 4-12. Young and ready to have some fun. Key is to identify the one or two willing to go all the way.
Middle Aged Vacation Cougars:
A young player’s prime target. These 30-45 yo been fucked by the game. Most are professions who have their own money. Some are married but came along with their girls. Almost all are DTF. I opened on three different sets and could have pulled 5 out of the 12 haha. These birds come for the resort dick but often will only smash locals. If they are interested you will know and often just need to not say anything stupid.
5. Resort Game
So you are settled in, got your board shorts and sunscreen, found a great spot early in the morning, and identified multiple targets. How to proceed? This part just have tips. You know what tools of the game you will need and end up using. Here is what I observed and used.
I am personally am a friendly dude. I am black too so I used that to my advantage. Only black dude on the resort and one of three in the town at the time. The bitch shields at some resort are crazy low so just using pool game is too easy to open on women. I spoke to some of the staff to find out what’s good at night and invited a set out. Another set invited me to party with them but I dropped the ball on that.
Participate in the activities also. I made a necklace with the elderly women and opened on the staff girl running it. She enjoyed the convo and wanted to party but I dropped the ball on her too. Got access to a daughter after doing some Jazzercising, and opened on a Canadian set during tequila volleyball.
Key to resort game is to pick your targets properly and keep it friendly. Once you get them to go out to town with you or come out late near the bar or pool escalate as normally and proceed to smash. Remember these women have the Vegas mentality so most will be loose as hell.
6. Not all Resorts are created equal
Remember that some places are laid back and some may not be. Running resort game at Cabo or Cancun is probably going to be more difficult than anywhere else. Bitch shields may be at normal levels and all the girls know they can pick a cock they want to suck. Plus the locals are probably shit, tired of getting pumped and dumped, or maybe pros. I wouldn’t hit up Cabo unless I had the money and I would only hit Cancun during June and maybe Spring break.
To all the young players out there. Resort game can be shooting fish in a barrel. Would I recommend hitting up a resort instead of going to a new city? Honestly idk. Once you have a few cities/countries under your belt, try hitting up a resort. Better yet hit a cruise up. I think we have a thread or two on cruise game. Those Canadian birds pulling out of Tampa and Miami are probably the easiest fish in the sea. Cookie we got to hit up PV next year. Ha!
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