So I've been thinking. After yet another fuckbuddy getting awkward because "I wasn't into it emotionally" I think for the sake of humanity and the greater good, once a month we should all say something to a girl that will likely lose us a notch with said female:
"I was not into you as a person, because I only like you for sex. As in you're a cool girl, and you make me happy because you tell funny jokes and keep my dick hard because your body is sexy. You are nothing to me, no more than a stranger off the street. At best we are random friends who hardly ever see each other. Because once the relationship turns intimate that's all we see you as. And all we like you for. A warm hole for our collectively hard cock. The fact that you're cool allows me to not want to kill myself when I'm with you...."
Once told this, girls will be less likely to try to be bitchy at men who aren't into them because they will understand that.....
"if we wanted to give ourself over emotionally we would find a girlfriend. Someone who might actually give good head. Although no worries, your sandwiches are still better."
"I was not into you as a person, because I only like you for sex. As in you're a cool girl, and you make me happy because you tell funny jokes and keep my dick hard because your body is sexy. You are nothing to me, no more than a stranger off the street. At best we are random friends who hardly ever see each other. Because once the relationship turns intimate that's all we see you as. And all we like you for. A warm hole for our collectively hard cock. The fact that you're cool allows me to not want to kill myself when I'm with you...."
Once told this, girls will be less likely to try to be bitchy at men who aren't into them because they will understand that.....
"if we wanted to give ourself over emotionally we would find a girlfriend. Someone who might actually give good head. Although no worries, your sandwiches are still better."
