[MrXY]

I live in Florida, and, at least for the moment, forecasters are predicting that Isaac is going to strike my area, most likely in the Tues-Wed time frame

It occurred to me this morning that I might be able to use this unfortunate fact to get laid. Birthrates are known to spike 9 months after a hurricane, meaning that sexual activity must spike during the hurricane. If you've ever been through a storm it's easy to understand why-once you have your preps done, there's nothing to do but hunker down until the storm passes. Usually, the power goes out during the storm and it may be days or longer until it is restored. So people are bored and have sex. Another factor is stress-people are worried and turn to each other for comfort. I think there is also a survival mechanism involved; I speculate that when a population is threatened with mass death, an instinct kicks in that makes people want to reproduce to replace those members who are killed off.

I have dates tonight and tomorrow with girls I have not banged yet. I think I'm going to play up the hurricane angle a la:

You know this bar might not be here next week

It might be months before things get back to normal

It might be weeks before we can see each other again

Do you have your storm preparations done? The storm could be really bad

I figure if I can ramp up her fear and stress, she will be driven to seek security in the arms of a strong male-me.

I might also send out a mass text to try to recycle some flakes who are feeling vulnerable.

I hope this storm turns out to be nothing, but whether it does or not, I'm going to try to squeeze some pussy out of it.

[snoop]

you could also throw a hurricane party.

Get some booze, extra food, water and the essentials for potential power outage liek candles/lanterns, flashlights, etc.

Then see what kind of stuff you can add to make it more of a party. Generator and some gas to run things like the fridage and toilet or maybe set up a TV with a video game console or DVD player. Find some games like Twister or something.

If you don't want to be the one throwing one find someone else who is.

[Capitán Peligroso]

This is a good angle to work. Just make sure that if you do end up stuck with this person for a few days that she's 1) DTF and 2) someone whose company you'll enjoy in those circumstances. Few things in life suck as much as being cooped up in a steaming hot house without power for days with someone whose company sucks.

[el mechanico]

I've been doing this for years and it's raining/windy now where I live. Look for power outages and get to the closest open bar, keep cash, look for flooded areas, get to closest open bar. Troll trailer parks. I made a thread about those but a good storm doubles your chances of pulling...

If it's bad enough where I can close shop next week it will be a nonstop fuckfest here. Stock up on booze, water and weed if you smoke today

If it gets real bad you can meet me in St. Augustine which will also be a fuckfest.

[liquiddrewl]

Through my travels I've noticed that women are less anxious to hook up with a guy that they know is only in town temporarily. Their hind brain may be saying "fuck him now fuck him now" but they let their logical side sway away from it because they know that you will be gone banging some other slut in a matter of days.

As Burt says, you say you are here for a much longer time period.

[J-Mackin]

MrXY, we have similar thinkin, the storm just passed by me like hrs ago and i did use it to get a bang. The bang was however from last night. It was this girl i was mackin for a little bit. It wasnt really bad for us here, we didnt lose electricity or water or anything. It was just a lot of rain. And girls get horny when rain falls. Throwing a party in a hurricane i think would be on the extreme side though.

[rationalize_this]

I've been using some of your talking points over text with good success. Texts like "Is x going to be here tomorrow?" "This storm is crazy, who knows when i'll see you again". Today they have been creating rapid fire responses.

[MrXY]

I've been mass texting today to flakes and chicks I banged but haven't communicated with for weeks or months.

The response rate is very high and most of them texted back right away. They are scared!

We're really on to something here guys-now I just need to work on converting to the get together.

[MrXY]

Well hurricane game ended up working pretty well. I got a girl to go out with me yesterday afternoon; we both had the day off from work and went bar hopping in a beach town. She really wanted to experience the storm and got excited when the rain and wind started to hit.

She was definitely ready to bang- only one thing stood in my way. I found out she lives with her parents. Grrr....

Ended up with a heavy makeout in my car-titty sucking, fingerbang etc

will try hurricane game again

[snoop]

(08-26-2012 02:10 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

I've been mass texting today to flakes and chicks I banged but haven't communicated with for weeks or months.

The response rate is very high and most of them texted back right away. They are scared!

We're really on to something here guys-now I just need to work on converting to the get together.

IME it isn't so much about them being scared as they now have a lot more available time b/c they aren't dealing with things like going to work.

[snoop]

(08-25-2012 11:19 PM)J-Mackin Wrote:  

MrXY, we have similar thinkin, the storm just passed by me like hrs ago and i did use it to get a bang. The bang was however from last night. It was this girl i was mackin for a little bit. It wasnt really bad for us here, we didnt lose electricity or water or anything. It was just a lot of rain. And girls get horny when rain falls. Throwing a party in a hurricane i think would be on the extreme side though.

I'm not talking about Cat 5s or anything, but with lesser hurricanes it is almost always game on.