[Kickb]

For some reason i thought getting tested for stds was free. When I went up to Planned Parenthood this chick told me

Her: The nurse isn't in today but what std do you want to test for?
Me: Uh, can you guys test for all of them?
Her: The most common test is the ghonareha and Herpies package for $149."
Me:


Hows a college kid like me supposed to be able to afford these tests! Are there coupons that I don't know about?

[rampant09]

Does your school's health services do tests? Mine has free STI testing, though treatment costs of course. You should check.

[Kickb]

I'll look into it. Thanks.

[Private Man]

Government health services... county or town... might be able to help. Here in Broward County, (South Florida) many STD tests are free.

Just look and sound poor when you deal with them.

[flyfreshandyoung]

Go to a walk in doctor (not a clinic, just a doc who doesn't take appointments, mine is that way he's a "doc of the people"). Because of their demographic, they're generally cheaper since a lot of their patients don't have insurance.

I had one back in June and it was 47 bucks

[Screwston]

I think Planned Parenthood is the only "cheap" one that doesn't use the Q tip. I called around and the real cheap, ghetto places are gonna stick a Q Tip down your piss hole.

[flyfreshandyoung]

(08-24-2012 03:58 PM)houston Wrote:  

I think Planned Parenthood is the only "cheap" one that doesn't use the Q tip. I called around and the real cheap, ghetto places are gonna stick a Q Tip down your piss hole.

The ones I've had have been this little tiny plastic tube, you barely feel a thing

[Screwston]

(08-24-2012 04:00 PM)flyfreshandyoung Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 03:58 PM)houston Wrote:  

I think Planned Parenthood is the only "cheap" one that doesn't use the Q tip. I called around and the real cheap, ghetto places are gonna stick a Q Tip down your piss hole.

The ones I've had have been this little tiny plastic tube, you barely feel a thing

I think I would pass our or get real dizzy while the nurse was preparing everything.

Kickboxer - tell them to test you for everything, not just those 2 things.

[HiFlo]

ahahahahaha

gotta love our healthcare system. everyone gets a piece of the pie. the fucking test takes 2 seconds and costs a buck, but you need to pass it along through the hands of 10 fucking nurses, get a sign off by an MD, and get ripped off by the chemical pharmaceutical companies.

[Moma]

That shyt is free in Toronto.

[el mechanico]

(08-24-2012 04:22 PM)Moma Wrote:  

That shyt is free in Toronto.

That's because they don't do anything. Just say nope you're all good. You wont have that same luck in Miami my friend.

[Moma]

(08-24-2012 04:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 04:22 PM)Moma Wrote:  

That shyt is free in Toronto.

That's because they don't do anything. Just say nope you're all good. You wont have that same luck in Miami my friend.

Lol, nah, they take blood, urine and all that and then they go off and check dat shyt.

[Moma]

(08-24-2012 04:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 04:22 PM)Moma Wrote:  

That shyt is free in Toronto.

That's because they don't do anything. Just say nope you're all good. You wont have that same luck in Miami my friend.

How much do they cost in Tampa and what's the procedure?

[el mechanico]

(08-24-2012 04:35 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 04:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 04:22 PM)Moma Wrote:  

That shyt is free in Toronto.

That's because they don't do anything. Just say nope you're all good. You wont have that same luck in Miami my friend.

How much do they cost in Tampa and what's the procedure?

I have no clue.

[Screwston]

Q tips are more accurate than piss samples.

[Moma]

(08-24-2012 04:54 PM)houston Wrote:  

Q tips are more accurate than piss samples.

Who said?

[Tuthmosis]

Haggle. I'm only semi-joking.

Places like Planned Parenthood often have prices for broke people. If you don't have cash, they might give you a low-income deal. Don't abuse it. If you have coin, put it down.

Planned Parenthood has gotten me out of more than one jam in the past. I'm thinking of making a monthly or semi-annual donation to them.

[cibo]

(08-24-2012 03:58 PM)houston Wrote:  

I think Planned Parenthood is the only "cheap" one that doesn't use the Q tip. I called around and the real cheap, ghetto places are gonna stick a Q Tip down your piss hole.

Q tips suck ass. I had the STD Q tip test when I went to sex clinic here. Shit was purple afterwards.

[Screwston]

(08-24-2012 04:55 PM)Moma Wrote:  

(08-24-2012 04:54 PM)houston Wrote:  

Q tips are more accurate than piss samples.

Who said?

A nurse or some girl in the medical field that I messed with. I don't care how accurate it is, I can't get a Q tip shoved down my dick

[Armenian]

Free in Canada although you'll have to wait 2-3 hours

[Kickb]

Going to try and time this bathroom approach perfectly. I let's see how it gods

[Kickb]

And fail but I got two free buttery nipple shots

[Kickb]

Hey this isn't the lounge thread!