Some annoying wingman comments I hear whilst travelling.
"Oh its quiet in here tonight"
"There will be too many people at X bar"
"I don't like the music in this pussy filled club"
"Lets not sit next to these hot girls its too obvious"
"I would have nailed that blonde, but I'm wearing my least favourite boxers and they're giving me a wedgie"
"Let's go to sports bar instead, my mate Murphy and his 15 mates are here from Dublin, its going to be epic"
"There's gonna be a queue, there's gonna be a queue, oh look a queue! Let's go, I am too cool for queuing"
"I'm not interested in a nightclub that doesn't allow north face pants, converse, and baseball caps"
"There's no tables, let's go I hate standing"
"I'm not going to Pussy Bar, some German couchsurfing girls invited me to drink beer with them in the park"
"The beers 20c more expensive here, let's go"
"Oh its quiet in here tonight"
"There will be too many people at X bar"
"I don't like the music in this pussy filled club"
"Lets not sit next to these hot girls its too obvious"
"I would have nailed that blonde, but I'm wearing my least favourite boxers and they're giving me a wedgie"
"Let's go to sports bar instead, my mate Murphy and his 15 mates are here from Dublin, its going to be epic"
"There's gonna be a queue, there's gonna be a queue, oh look a queue! Let's go, I am too cool for queuing"
"I'm not interested in a nightclub that doesn't allow north face pants, converse, and baseball caps"
"There's no tables, let's go I hate standing"
"I'm not going to Pussy Bar, some German couchsurfing girls invited me to drink beer with them in the park"
"The beers 20c more expensive here, let's go"