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Brazilian Funk
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Brazilian Funk

I shouldn´t be doing that, but... For the ones who still doesn´t know...

Passing the credit card

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3t9nrb7Q...re=related

dancing the carioca funk (mulher filé) - this song is not new, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMbzrfA6mTA

Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
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Funk music sounds like something a retard would make, but a lot of brazilian girls seriously get down to it.
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#3

Brazilian Funk

Some people dont dig FUNKEEE!! BUT I LOVE IT!! Ms. Choc please post more! Anyone that loves funkee music will LOVE a place called Via Show on thursday nights in Rio! Literally at LEAST 2000 dancing funky music all night!!



Quote: (12-22-2009 06:18 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Funk music sounds like something a retard would make, but a lot of brazilian girls seriously get down to it.
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#4

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Quote: (12-22-2009 06:18 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Funk music sounds like something a retard would make...

I just listened to it. Yes. Especially the second one.
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#5

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I'd never even heard of funk before going to Brazil. I had dreams of samba and bossa and all that classic Brazilian stuff. I was like WTF when I heard this funk music. It sounds like a combination of Jamaican dance hall and Miami style rap lyrics, but even dumber.

I probably made a mistake though in not going to a funk party. Would've boosted my chances of getting laid by 50%.
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Quote: (12-23-2009 03:23 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

I'd never even heard of funk before going to Brazil. I had dreams of samba and bossa and all that classic Brazilian stuff. I was like WTF when I heard this funk music. It sounds like a combination of Jamaican dance hall and Miami style rap lyrics, but even dumber.

I probably made a mistake though in not going to a funk party. Would've boosted my chances of getting laid by 50%.

Yep, Funky parties are off the hook!
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#7

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Some funk songs aren't too bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTKOaedg-6s
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#8

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American funk music is where its at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nwcpGZE6A
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#9

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Now I'm stuck on funk. I can't stop listening to it this morning.
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Quote: (12-22-2009 06:18 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Funk music sounds like something a retard would make, but a lot of brazilian girls seriously get down to it.

You start too dance when you are drunk enough to it.

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Quote: (12-24-2009 09:24 AM)Brandon E Wrote:  

American funk music is where its at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9nwcpGZE6A

Great post. Never seen that video before.
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Quote: (12-23-2009 03:23 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

I'd never even heard of funk before going to Brazil. I had dreams of samba and bossa and all that classic Brazilian stuff. I was like WTF when I heard this funk music. It sounds like a combination of Jamaican dance hall and Miami style rap lyrics, but even dumber.

I probably made a mistake though in not going to a funk party. Would've boosted my chances of getting laid by 50%.

Hunnnn... not really. Daddy little princesses and "whores" dances... It's like the bikini (tong): Everybody wears it. Easy to be into it. But remember, who has thoses moves for dancing, also has for... you know.
Anyway, the funk music in Brazil it is a way of life, talks not only about stupid dances, but also the slum lifestyle, relationships, social behavior e.g cheating, sex, the parties (baile funk itself) and even more concerning, the songs approving the gangs (forbidden funk). Funk music is a social report.

This one you may love:
"Eu vou ficar, eu vou trair/quem ama muito tempo não pode se divertir!"

Meaning:
"I will stay (hang out on a date), I will cheat/ who loves for too long can't have fun!"

Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
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Quote: (12-27-2009 07:49 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

Anyway, the funk music in Brazil it is a way of life, talks not only about stupid dances, but also the slum lifestyle, relationships, social behavior e.g cheating, sex, the parties (baile funk itself) and even more concerning, the songs approving the gangs (forbidden funk). Funk music is a social report.

Sounds no different than the "dirty south" rap in the U.S.
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Quote: (12-27-2009 10:12 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Quote: (12-27-2009 07:49 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

Anyway, the funk music in Brazil it is a way of life, talks not only about stupid dances, but also the slum lifestyle, relationships, social behavior e.g cheating, sex, the parties (baile funk itself) and even more concerning, the songs approving the gangs (forbidden funk). Funk music is a social report.

Sounds no different than the "dirty south" rap in the U.S.

Interesting.
Hey Roosh, check it MC Catra out, he is the most nasty and jerk funk singer of all... LOL. It is impossible not being shocked/ROLMAO with him and u can train some butchered portuguese. As u can see, we are very creative in bad words and dirty slangs, is not just fuck this and that like english. (as far as I know)

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#15

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american funk is what i like
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Quote: (12-27-2009 07:49 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

the parties (baile funk itself) and even more concerning, the songs approving the gangs (forbidden funk). Funk music is a social report

Here's a nice coverage from special reporter Cesar Polvilho (who by the way is also the HILARIOUS Freddie Mercury prateado):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Idk1-jvsWY
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Quote: (01-08-2010 02:42 AM)Lika Wrote:  

Quote: (12-27-2009 07:49 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

the parties (baile funk itself) and even more concerning, the songs approving the gangs (forbidden funk). Funk music is a social report

Here's a nice coverage from special reporter Cesar Polvilho (who by the way is also the HILARIOUS Freddie Mercury prateado):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Idk1-jvsWY

They don't know the show, Lika. And It's portuguese!!!

Deixa que essa fase é passageira, amanhã será melhor você vai ver a cidade inteira seu samba saber de cor!
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Quote: (01-08-2010 07:35 AM)Mrs. Chocolate Wrote:  

They don't know the show, Lika. And It's portuguese!!!

That's exactly why I put it here. To watch funny shit is the best way to learn Portuguese (Personaly, that's why I like Brazil the most in SA: the best sense of humor by far) and who the fuck would want to stay in Brazil without speaking Portuguese ? [Image: huh.gif]

Plus, if there's one thing that's funny about the carioca Eduardo Sterblitch (aka Freddie Mercury prateado aka Cesar Polvilho, etc) it's his body language:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_P81EX6y...re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrT1zvtnejw

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#19

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...I feel left out in this knowledge of Brazilian funk...but I'd drop this here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_PgK3fvtqs
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBTPScGuCO0

I am the cock carousel
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