[RenewalMan]

Heres the back story: so theres this girl I know. Met her about 3 years ago at some house party and got a snl. She was pretty hot so I suggested fuck buddies. She was all for it to the point that I could call this girl at 7 AM, 6 PM, 12Am, or 3 am, drive to her house, fuck her for 45 minutes and leave with no contact between visits. At one point I would get drunk and call her up and say literally anything to her my friends would suggest for mine/their entertainment. This lasted about a year until I got into a pretty serious ltr and wanted to give it a shot.

I stopped seeing her but she continued(s) to text me every now and a again, and I indulge. She never threatened with telling my girlfriend or anything and would occasionally send me a nudie pic.
Well the other day I texted her to send me a pic, she plays coy and finally sends me one a couple days later after some banter. This is where she starts to confirm everything we already know to be true. I'll post the text exchange word for word:

Her: sends pic
Me: I dig the long hair
Her:What u think of the brown trying to grow all the color out of it
Me:Sexy. Keep it that way. You mess around with your hair too much
Her:Ya I change the color a lot
Her:I stopped trying to keep an up to date picture on fb bc it changes so often
Me: Yeaa keep it long, and now I need a pic with less clothes
Her: Don't u have a gf lol
Me: Sort of
Her: Oh okay
Me: I send a pic
Her: you look the same
Me: yea devilishly handsome as always.
Her: I'm single as always.
Her:Banging a guy in med school to b a neurologist 
Me: Movin up in the world eh? Lol
Her: Lol ya they make like 300k a year. Sounds terrible but I keep hoping I somehow get pregnant I'd be set for 18 years lmao
Me: Wow I don't even know what to say to that. I hope he uses a condom
Her: Lol ya we use condoms, but I'm not on birth control 
Her: I'll prolly meet a lot more doctors being in pharmaceutical sales though lol. I was only kidding.
Me: Mhmm, kind of kidding lol. I get it, lookin for the golden ticket
Her: Nah, if I was looking for a golden ticket id be banging a cardiologist or a surgeon. They make a lot more than a neurologist. Lol 


Unbelievable example of girls trying to get a meal ticket. I'd bet money that if this girl was married 5 years from now, and I called her and re-gamed her, she would meet me for a drink and the bang would ensue.

Btw girl's a solid 7.5 by this forums standards. 23 or 24 years old. lives in southeastern us. Nice C tits. Ass is decent maybe 6/10.
I'd post a pic but my post count is too low.

You guys have any other stories of things similar to this?

[el mechanico]

"Btw girl's a solid 7.5 by this forums standards"
I give her a 2.5. Can tell by the way she texts could possibly have slightly big thighs and thinning hair. Would not hit!

BTW you wrote that all out yourself nice troll.

[RenewalMan]

Damn man Ive been reading this forum for a while but never really posted much. Why immediately assume im a troll and why would I make that up? Id post a pic but like I said.. I'll try to pm you a pic if I can do that then you can judge for yourself

[el mechanico]

(07-22-2012 08:59 PM)RenewalMan Wrote:  

Damn man Ive been reading this forum for a while but never really posted much. Why immediately assume im a troll and why would I make that up? Id post a pic but like I said.. I'll try to pm you a pic if I can do that then you can judge for yourself

"Her:Banging a guy in med school to b a neurologist "

And girls text like this?

[RenewalMan]

She does apparently. That was part of the point I was trying to make. It seems like she was proud of having a fuck buddy but it kind of fit her previous behavior towards me.

[el mechanico]

Carry on.

[Nonpareil]

At least she's honest.

[mistermister]

entertaining anecdote... i've had a few similar situations. in my opinion best to keep the convo's to the minimum sometimes you really don't want to know.

reminds me of a tom leykis youtube clip that they took down... chicks don't save or invest. their plan is to marry someone rich enough to wipe out all the stupid consumer debt and support a kardashian reality tv lifestyle. the fucked up thing is that she's going to meet that doctor and he's going to marry her ass and think she's the best thing that ever happened to her. one man's princess is another man's prostitute.

[Tuthmosis]

I'm not convinced yet that we're being trollified hard here, but pics or it didn't happen. At least the cell phone showing these highly unorthodox texts (though those could be easily falsified).

There are a few things that smell weird about this story. For one, girls don't tend to use the term "banging a so-and-so" for being drilled by some guy. They use "hook up" or "hanging out" or some other euphemism. Maybe, maybe, maybe you'll get a "sleeping with," but even that's rare. They're certainly not putting that in writing. Second, you "suggested" fuck buddies? Like you suggest a movie? Suspicious. That shit just happens, there's no suggestion. You slap down moves for commitment periodically, yes, but there's no outright declaration. And, there are no "forum standards" for chicks. My 5 is mechanico's 8, and that's that.

You might be exaggerating her ass too. I bet that shit is pancake.

   

[el mechanico]

He sent me a pic. She may type like that.

Also you never hear me rating "9s" My scale goes 1-4.

1. Untouchable. So gross you won't even think about it.

2. Blowjobable. Sure she can suck it.

3. Fuckable. You'll stick it in but possible not even kiss.

4. Assholeable. Hot anything goes. Eating ass/pussy anything.

[Tuthmosis]

(07-22-2012 09:47 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

He sent me a pic. She may type like that.

Slut face?

[RenewalMan]

Yea I'll agree I'm exaggerating her ass, nothing special, pretty flat, but tight atleast. The rest is word for word what she wrote me.
First time I hooked up with this girl we fucked for like 4 hours. She was a little nympho and we were in college. I was pretty clear about not wanting a relationship from the getgo an i suggested we hook up again. It wasn't immediately clear that we'd be FBs but after a few times it happened pretty naturally.

The more I think about it I'm actually a bit reluctant to post a pic. I'll pm you

[el mechanico]

(07-22-2012 09:48 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-22-2012 09:47 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

He sent me a pic. She may type like that.

Slut face?

I'd hit it but what do I know. My 10.5 is the forum 2

[JohnKreese]

I don't see why this is surprising at all. Girls who work in pharmaceutical sales are generally hot and get hit on by doctors all day. This is how they seel their drugs and how they make a, largely commission-based living. They know that they get hired because they're hot and know that they make money because they're hot. Them making a living because they get knocked up by some doctor is, essentially, just an extension of what they're already doing.

[Tuthmosis]

(07-22-2012 09:50 PM)RenewalMan Wrote:  

Yea I'll agree I'm exaggerating her ass, nothing special, pretty flat, but tight atleast.

It's no sin to exaggerate an ass. Who hasn't called a merely okay one an "onion" or "fatty," when in reality it's an unsurprising resolution to her legs and thighs? No extra pop, just what should be there by any reasonable extrapolation. I take ass very seriously.

I can testify to receiving a pic of a girl who could, plausibly, have written some nasty, direct-ass shit about her cock-, status-, and money-hunger. Not quite slut face, but definitely a cocklover's mouth. Nice, long hair. But strangely flabby arms. Tits look to be the highlight of the piece, which she is clearly aware of. And, as I've said before, girls with big tits tend to be sluttier. Her legs definitely foretell a weak ass, though.

6.5/10 Would Bang
With knowledge of her sluttiness and nastiness: 7/10

[el mechanico]

"With knowledge of her sluttiness and nastiness: 7/10"
I'm going to one-up with another .5 because she doesn't do her laundry and someone asked for a "right now" pic and she came through. My kinda girl. I think I'm going to read the original post now to see if I can help.

[xsplat]

Sounds like she has a masculine take on sex and is not ashamed about being blatantly pragmatic.

Yes, some girls don't even try to be romantic. I've seen it.

[el mechanico]

Ok. Serious now. That shit happens all the time. The most of it I've seen is Legal secretarial girls. Most doctor and lawyer dorks use this as their meat and potatoes type game. They get charmed then hardened then back to banging mechanics in no time.

What are you trying to get out of all this?

[RenewalMan]

I'm not really trying to get anything out of it. I just thought it was an interesting story and her bluntness about trying to trap a guy kind of floored me.

[Fujiwara]

I recall this quote from a cigarette break conversation with a hot young redhead coworker a while back: "I want to marry rich."

[Samseau]

(07-22-2012 10:41 PM)Fujiwara Wrote:  

I recall this quote from a cigarette break conversation with a hot young redhead coworker a while back: "I want to marry rich."

I can one-up you. My mother used to tell me,

"If you have to fall in love, you might as well as fall in love with someone rich."