Haha I got one. This was about 4 or 5 years ago and involves a MILF. I think it was our 2nd date. I was sleeping on someone's couch at the time so we were in an alley chilling in her car. She started giving me head and I felt a fart coming on. I tried to push it back in but I could tell a turd would be turtle necking so I had to let the bitch out. It came out quiet but smelled like rotten cheese and sweaty feet. She stopped sucking me up and asked what the hell that smell was. I tried to play it off, said "I don't know" and opened the door while spraying her Febreeze bottle all over and changing the subject with my dick still hanging out. She finished the job like a good girl though.
Most Embarrassing Game Moment
Freshman year of high school, I'm walking through the second floor hallway of the school, having just finished eating lunch in the basement cafeteria.
Walking down the hallway, I'm drinking a 20 oz. Dr. Pepper. Coming in the opposite direction is a cute female, a sophomore, that I'd talked to a few times before and thought might be down for the MSW shagging.
I take a swallow of Dr. Pepper about fifteen feet from her, and swallow - or so I thought - anyways, I choked a bit on the very cold, very carbonated Dr. Pepper - and as I'm about to pass this female it comes running out of my nose and I cough phlegmy Dr. Pepper all over her.
As anyone here can guess, I never got the bang.
Walking down the hallway, I'm drinking a 20 oz. Dr. Pepper. Coming in the opposite direction is a cute female, a sophomore, that I'd talked to a few times before and thought might be down for the MSW shagging.
I take a swallow of Dr. Pepper about fifteen feet from her, and swallow - or so I thought - anyways, I choked a bit on the very cold, very carbonated Dr. Pepper - and as I'm about to pass this female it comes running out of my nose and I cough phlegmy Dr. Pepper all over her.
As anyone here can guess, I never got the bang.
Quote: (07-25-2012 10:40 PM)houston Wrote:
Haha I got one. This was about 4 or 5 years ago and involves a MILF. I think it was our 2nd date. I was sleeping on someone's couch at the time so we were in an alley chilling in her car. She started giving me head and I felt a fart coming on. I tried to push it back in but I could tell a turd would be turtle necking so I had to let the bitch out. It came out quiet but smelled like rotten cheese and sweaty feet. She stopped sucking me up and asked what the hell that smell was. I tried to play it off, said "I don't know" and opened the door while spraying her Febreeze bottle all over and changing the subject with my dick still hanging out. She finished the job like a good girl though.
Holy shit, that's embarrassing !
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I was broke as hell and was living off of credit cards. For some stupid reason tho I ended up taking this new girl out to eat. We're eating and everything is fine and I eventually give the waitress my credit card. It got declined. So I play it off and give her another one and she tells me on the sly without embarrassing me that it got declined as well. I was probably the most embarrassed I had ever been with a girl in my life. I just knew she was going to ruin my reputation by telling everybody I was broke. She paid for the meal.
Ironically, I think I fucked her either the very next time I saw her or the time after that, but we became fuck buddys for about 6 months.
Ironically, I think I fucked her either the very next time I saw her or the time after that, but we became fuck buddys for about 6 months.
Another time, while in NY, a group of 4 attractive young latina and black girls (16-18 y/o) got on the subway and sat and stood near me. When it was time for me to get off the train, while walking through them to get to the door I stopped and said, "Watch out little girlies. Yal are too young for a real man like this." They say, "whatever." Upon exiting, the door closed on my arms and my foot. Those doors really squeeze the shit out of you. It reopened two seconds later and I jumped on solid ground. I saw them through the window laughing and reenacting my silly ass.
I went out with this brazilian chic back in Santa Barbara in 2009. Solid 7, petite, beautiful round ass, blonde, educated and highly naive.
I drove to her place, she invited me in, had a drink....went out to a lounge, smoke some hookah, made out, had another drink. She ask me if she wants to comeback to her place, I agreed....went back to my car, TOWED AWAY!
I did not realized that I parked on the fire hydrant...short story she left in a cab, I had to pay a big fine and went back home alone. Never saw her again haha
I drove to her place, she invited me in, had a drink....went out to a lounge, smoke some hookah, made out, had another drink. She ask me if she wants to comeback to her place, I agreed....went back to my car, TOWED AWAY!
I did not realized that I parked on the fire hydrant...short story she left in a cab, I had to pay a big fine and went back home alone. Never saw her again haha
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A few years back in Chile I got hammered, went to a club, and started dancing with these 2 girls. One was significantly hotter than the other and I was trying to get with her but she had a short conversation with her friend and then abruptly left me with her. The uglier one still passed the boner test though so I was like fuck it and kept dancing with her. After about 5 minutes she suggests moving to this other club across the street and I agree. Within 30 seconds of entering the second club we're making out aggressively. Within another 5-10 minutes she says let's go to my apartment and we leave and get in a cab to her place.
Now at this point I'm close to blackout-drunk, in a part of Santiago I have absolutely no knowledge of, walking up to the apartment of a girl who is showing extreme levels of sexual aggression. My expectation is that I'm about 2 minutes away from either getting laid or getting robbed and kidnapped by 5 dudes with baseball bats. When she opens the door to her apartment her friend from earlier is already there, lying in bed with some Chilean dude. So what's her reaction to this? She acts like it's no fucking problem at all, and without skipping a beat she runs over to her bed and motions me over. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wants to bang with her roommate fucking another dude 5 feet away, but being wasted and not yet having my Chilean flag I decide to go along with it. I get in bed with her and we're fooling around when she says the worst sentence I have ever heard in my life: tengo que vomitar.
And sure enough she turns over, grabs a flower vase, and vomits directly in it. Her roommate and the Chilean dude are already banging by now, by the way, and this doesn't stop them. At this point the entire situation is just too much for me and rather than run the fuck out of there (which is what I should have done) I just close my eyes and drift off to sleep. Fortunately I was drunk enough not to be woken up by the roommate's fucking which the Chilean guy enthusiastically told me went on "all night long" (in English).
When I wake up, Chilean dude and the roommate are still there and after the most awkward conversation I've ever had in any language, they get up and leave, leaving me alone with my girl. She tells me she's going to brush her teeth, leaves, comes back, and we start fooling around again (sue me, I wanted that goddamn flag). At just about the same point in the foreplay as before, she vomits again, in the same vase. I know what to do this time, and I promptly get the fuck out of there and manage to make it to class an hour and a half late after asking 3 or 4 different people for directions.
There's an epilogue: 2 weeks later I get a text from the girl (I don't remember exchanging numbers with her) inviting me to come eat lunch at her apartment, alone. I've had a little time to absorb the shock from before and I figure it'll be an easy layup so I agree and we get sandwiches and take them back to her place. When we get inside the bedroom I lean over to kiss her and she pushes me away and says she has a boyfriend. I finish my sandwich, get up and leave, and never see her again except for when she friends me on facebook and messages me constantly to the point where I have to block her. Weird fucking chick. I think she has a kid too.
So yeah, that's my most embarrassing game moment.
Now at this point I'm close to blackout-drunk, in a part of Santiago I have absolutely no knowledge of, walking up to the apartment of a girl who is showing extreme levels of sexual aggression. My expectation is that I'm about 2 minutes away from either getting laid or getting robbed and kidnapped by 5 dudes with baseball bats. When she opens the door to her apartment her friend from earlier is already there, lying in bed with some Chilean dude. So what's her reaction to this? She acts like it's no fucking problem at all, and without skipping a beat she runs over to her bed and motions me over. I think it's pretty fucking weird that she wants to bang with her roommate fucking another dude 5 feet away, but being wasted and not yet having my Chilean flag I decide to go along with it. I get in bed with her and we're fooling around when she says the worst sentence I have ever heard in my life: tengo que vomitar.
And sure enough she turns over, grabs a flower vase, and vomits directly in it. Her roommate and the Chilean dude are already banging by now, by the way, and this doesn't stop them. At this point the entire situation is just too much for me and rather than run the fuck out of there (which is what I should have done) I just close my eyes and drift off to sleep. Fortunately I was drunk enough not to be woken up by the roommate's fucking which the Chilean guy enthusiastically told me went on "all night long" (in English).
When I wake up, Chilean dude and the roommate are still there and after the most awkward conversation I've ever had in any language, they get up and leave, leaving me alone with my girl. She tells me she's going to brush her teeth, leaves, comes back, and we start fooling around again (sue me, I wanted that goddamn flag). At just about the same point in the foreplay as before, she vomits again, in the same vase. I know what to do this time, and I promptly get the fuck out of there and manage to make it to class an hour and a half late after asking 3 or 4 different people for directions.
There's an epilogue: 2 weeks later I get a text from the girl (I don't remember exchanging numbers with her) inviting me to come eat lunch at her apartment, alone. I've had a little time to absorb the shock from before and I figure it'll be an easy layup so I agree and we get sandwiches and take them back to her place. When we get inside the bedroom I lean over to kiss her and she pushes me away and says she has a boyfriend. I finish my sandwich, get up and leave, and never see her again except for when she friends me on facebook and messages me constantly to the point where I have to block her. Weird fucking chick. I think she has a kid too.
So yeah, that's my most embarrassing game moment.
Another: I went out with a girl on Halloween a couple years ago and the plan was for her to leave her car at my place but it was impossible to find a place to park. I had her park her car in this lot that turned out to be reserved even though the parking space didn't say so and it got towed. After getting the notch that night I had to go to the impound lot with her to get her car. This was when my game knowledge was a lot worse than it is now so being stupid and beta I paid the impound ticket thinking it was the "correct" move (and because it arguably was my fault). She still went out with me again that night and I banged her again but there wasn't a third time.
an embarrassing moment for me, any time I approach a girl and she doesnt say a word, she just turns her head, contunues walking or whatever, I'd feel much better if she would just say something like leave me alone, i have a boyfriend or anything
Quote: (07-29-2012 09:58 PM)timmy21 Wrote:
an embarrassing moment for me, any time I approach a girl and she doesnt say a word, she just turns her head, contunues w
alking or whatever, I'd feel much better if she would just say something like leave me alone, i have a boyfriend or anything
Some ladies are extremely shy, just follow her, stand on front of her and keep gaming....sometimes it works, personal experience.
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Quote: (07-29-2012 09:58 PM)timmy21 Wrote:
an embarrassing moment for me, any time I approach a girl and she doesnt say a word, she just turns her head, contunues walking or whatever, I'd feel much better if she would just say something like leave me alone, i have a boyfriend or anything
I rolled with MiXX last year and here is what he would do, If a girl doen't respond, He would say , So you don't understand English ? ohhhhh You got the Bitches attention now, Granted that scenario is burned or was burned to begin with but you roll on.........
Here is what I have seen e-mech do, He is a master at getting the girl hamster go into superdrive , after a girl rejected us after hanging with us for 2-3 hrs. He politely told her " You didn't Impress me ", In emech's words that shit is kryptonite for a girls brain.
Ok the chances are you will not get with these girls but every once in a while few would like to prove you wrong and tables will turn.....
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freshman year of college i was in a rhetoric class with the finest girl in high school. prom queen... voted "most prettiest"... you know the deal. the first class session we had we were told to get into groups of 5 or so, and seeing as she didn't know anyone in the class, she decided to get into my group. now that following summer i got into killer shape and i walked into class dressed fresh as fuck; crispy ass white tee, brand new raw denim and some dope ass nike's, and i had a shit eating grin on my face like i owned the room. thought i had this bitch in the bag easy.
the next class session we were asked to discuss an essay we were supposed to read for homework in the same group. this bitch was mad responsive and i definitely had plans to smash within the week. every time we made eye contact her face lit up, like she was trynna hide how happy she was or some shit. whenever we made small talk she would always stroke her hair or tap me on the forearm. i'm feelin' like a boss at this point. finest girl in the room is into me heavy and all of the lame ass dudes are just mirin'.
then my stomach starting acting all types of crazy but i tried to keep my poker face on, ha. unfortunately when i tried to get a notebook out of my backpack (i bent over the side of the desk to reach into my bag) i let a PHAT one rip. i'm talking about one of those farts that are just insanely loud. and yea that shit smelled GOD AWFUL. like anyone within a 6 foot radius within me had an off putting face.
fucked that up big time, hahahahaha. i dropped that class the very next day and got my ass into a new rhetoric. still haunts me to this day. everytime i have a moment where something doesn't go my way and i reflect on it in private, i always somehow end up experiencing the embarrassment i experienced during this incident.
the next class session we were asked to discuss an essay we were supposed to read for homework in the same group. this bitch was mad responsive and i definitely had plans to smash within the week. every time we made eye contact her face lit up, like she was trynna hide how happy she was or some shit. whenever we made small talk she would always stroke her hair or tap me on the forearm. i'm feelin' like a boss at this point. finest girl in the room is into me heavy and all of the lame ass dudes are just mirin'.
then my stomach starting acting all types of crazy but i tried to keep my poker face on, ha. unfortunately when i tried to get a notebook out of my backpack (i bent over the side of the desk to reach into my bag) i let a PHAT one rip. i'm talking about one of those farts that are just insanely loud. and yea that shit smelled GOD AWFUL. like anyone within a 6 foot radius within me had an off putting face.
fucked that up big time, hahahahaha. i dropped that class the very next day and got my ass into a new rhetoric. still haunts me to this day. everytime i have a moment where something doesn't go my way and i reflect on it in private, i always somehow end up experiencing the embarrassment i experienced during this incident.
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