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07-22-2012, 10:59 AM
Was talking with a Russian girl last night at a house party. I said something along the lines "you don't sound like your from these parts". I can't remember exactly what happened in between (way too much Tequila) but she said to me:
"Of course I'm Russian, I'm actually wearing a dress and looking nice!"
I just burst out laughing. That pretty much killed it for my chances. Bad game on my part, I know.
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07-22-2012, 12:26 PM
Not sure why that killed your chances - I would have been really into her at that point. You should have said something like, "Damn, can you give some fashion lessons to the chicks around here?"
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07-22-2012, 01:48 PM
You should've taken the time to explain why it was funny, and also contrast how pretty, fit, and feminine she was in comparison with the American broads.
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07-22-2012, 02:55 PM
Also agree that I don't see how laughing alone killed your chances unless you decided it did and you basically gave up then.
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07-22-2012, 03:10 PM
if you're thinking it's not attractive to laugh, you're wrong. it's specifically unattractive to laugh when they aren't funny, but here she was pretty funny, and you should have used this to set the mood and had some fun.
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07-22-2012, 05:51 PM
While I love the examples, I'd say my laugh came across as cruel sounding.
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07-22-2012, 09:53 PM
Next time, laugh in Russian.
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07-22-2012, 10:00 PM
probably didn't kill your chances at all.
In fact, she was probably at least neutral. She told you something about herself, which meant she wanted you to be interested. otherwise she probably wouldn't have told you shit.
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07-22-2012, 10:03 PM
Quote: (07-22-2012 05:51 PM)beta_plus Wrote:
While I love the examples, I'd say my laugh came across as cruel sounding.
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07-22-2012, 10:07 PM
Quote: (07-22-2012 09:53 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:
Next time, laugh in Russian.
Do Russians laugh? Never have I seen it.
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07-22-2012, 10:12 PM
Quote: (07-22-2012 10:07 PM)Icarus Wrote:
Quote: (07-22-2012 09:53 PM)JohnKreese Wrote:
Next time, laugh in Russian.
Do Russians laugh? Never have I seen it.
That's the point. Would have added to his exotic appeal.
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07-24-2012, 11:50 AM
Thanks for all of the great advice guys. Will definitely use it in the future.
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07-24-2012, 12:04 PM
Don't expect to get pussy unless you laugh like this:
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07-24-2012, 01:28 PM
Oops
"You don't look like you are from around here" is actually a decent way to break the ice in my experience.
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07-24-2012, 02:39 PM
Where do the Russian girls in DC hang? I figure when I move back that speaking Russian in DC is a bigger DHV then speaking it in Russia...though unfortunately the pickings are worse.