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Just did the dumbest thing ever!
#1

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

I could have, literally died, 20 minutes ago.


After one hell of a reunion party. After one awesome night out on the town.

All of a sudden the night ended with me and a friend taking a rally around the island we live on.

I remember a few things....

He driving terribly fast, considering the road was about to end...

Me taking my seatbelt on... (nobody wears a seatbelt here, as the speed limit is 30 km/h)

A big tree

A bang

Lots of smoke in the car

Me yelling at the driver...

me dragging the driver out...

ME

ME ME ME: Thinking that I am the dumbest guy in the world... he was shitfaced! I, am still shitfaced....

We both walked home... full of blood in our faces... my stomach hurts like hell at the moment... thankfully, I don't feel anything in my neck or head...

We drove a brand new BMW, and I think the airbags are pretty top notch.

The car is totalled... all on my side...

apparently I am still in shock....

I'm shaking a little bit... but in general I feel fine... a bit sore on my stomach from the belt...

I am going to sleep now, please feel free to tell me how dumb I've been... = )
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#2

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Walking away from gnarly car wrecks always makes for good stories. Every few years I total a car and hop out without a scratch.

You know about the drinking and driving.

Be safe®.
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#3

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

That was pretty stupid.

Hope you take a nice, long look at the wreckage to see how lucky you probably are.

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#4

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

that's pretty crazy, lucky you're alright bro
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#5

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Glad you both came out unharmed and I find it a bit ironic that one of the first things you do is share with the forum...but c'mon man you couldn't have called a taxi?
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#6

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

The funny thing is, being hammered might have saved your life, or at least prevented major injuries.
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#7

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

If you still have ab pain you should probably go to the hospital to make sure you dont have internal organ damage
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#8

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Drink a lot, let friend drive, get in bad car accident, walk home bloody and in shock, turn on laptop and post experience on Roosh V Forum before going to bed.
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#9

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

No taxis on our tiny island... 350 people here, and everybody knows each other..

Next morning the car was gone, someone had called the cops. Also, it turns out that the car was fitted with some illegal boost. Also, the car was also illegal, as he didn't have insurance :/ ... My friend is really in a shitstorm now... the cops will be showing up at his doorstep any second.

He is hiding at a friends house, and has shut off his phone... I don't think he will be charged with drunk driving, as they can't prove that now.

The official story is that I wasn't with him. No point in having two stories to tell...

I feel a bit better today, still some soreness in my stomach. The organs feel fine though, I think its just the muscles and the hips...

Thanks for your support guys =)

This is really starting to feel like a real life lesson... still surreal though.
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#10

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Good thinking with the seatbelt.

"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
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#11

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

What does "fitted with some illegal boost" mean?
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#12

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Quote: (06-25-2012 02:51 PM)Fujiwara Wrote:  

What does "fitted with some illegal boost" mean?

I'm guessing he means a chip or a booster plug.

"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
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#13

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Quote: (06-25-2012 02:51 PM)Fujiwara Wrote:  

What does "fitted with some illegal boost" mean?

I'm guessing he means a chip or a booster plug.

"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
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#14

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Quote: (06-24-2012 02:36 PM)canucktraveller Wrote:  

The funny thing is, being hammered might have saved your life, or at least prevented major injuries.

That's true.

I truly believe being shit faced has saved my life many times.

However, I probably wouldn't have been in said situations in the first place had I been sober. I think that's a Catch-22.

Aloha!
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#15

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

The cops never showed up... but they have frozen it at a lot. The chip is still in the car... we have no idea what they're up to...
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#16

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Quote: (06-25-2012 05:01 PM)freshcream Wrote:  

The cops never showed up... but they have frozen it at a lot. The chip is still in the car... we have no idea what they're up to...

The cops aren't going to do anything.

They aren't gonna check for chips, and the only way they will want insurance is if you go to pick it up.

Don't worry about it.

Aloha!
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#17

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Probably too late now but I would have reported the car stolen, not sure how well that would go down on your tiny island though. You say that you're not sore now but give it a few days or even weeks and any soft tissue injury may cause you to be in a lot of pain.
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#18

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

350 people on the whole island? That has to be tough to game after a short while....

I've totaled a few vehicles and never got a scratch. From bouncing off a tree at about 60mph, ended up sitting on top of the console, running a snowmobile through a barbed wire fence at 70mph, to totalling a telephone pole with a Silverado, always walked away. Knowing my luck won't last forever, I have toned it down a bit.....

I take a lot of taxis now.
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#19

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Quote: (06-24-2012 02:36 PM)canucktraveller Wrote:  

The funny thing is, being hammered might have saved your life, or at least prevented major injuries.

Most foolish comment on the thread. Being hammered caused the damn crash.
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#20

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Quote: (06-23-2012 10:13 PM)freshcream Wrote:  

I could have, literally died, 20 minutes ago.


After one hell of a reunion party. After one awesome night out on the town.

All of a sudden the night ended with me and a friend taking a rally around the island we live on.

I remember a few things....

He driving terribly fast, considering the road was about to end...

Me taking my seatbelt on... (nobody wears a seatbelt here, as the speed limit is 30 km/h)

A big tree

A bang

Lots of smoke in the car

Me yelling at the driver...

me dragging the driver out...

ME

ME ME ME: Thinking that I am the dumbest guy in the world... he was shitfaced! I, am still shitfaced....

We both walked home... full of blood in our faces... my stomach hurts like hell at the moment... thankfully, I don't feel anything in my neck or head...

We drove a brand new BMW, and I think the airbags are pretty top notch.

The car is totalled... all on my side...

apparently I am still in shock....

I'm shaking a little bit... but in general I feel fine... a bit sore on my stomach from the belt...

I am going to sleep now, please feel free to tell me how dumb I've been... = )
Sounds badass. We should drink together some time.
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#21

Just did the dumbest thing ever!

Quote: (06-26-2012 11:03 AM)HiFlo Wrote:  

Most foolish comment on the thread. Being hammered caused the damn crash.

Freshcream's sobriety had absolutely nothing to do with the accident.
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