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From Roissy's twitter:

The Worst PUA In All History (is from RSD)...

No matter how bad you are, you aren’t worse than this guy:

Quote:

Hey guys,

I’ve been a longtime lurker of these forums and a rejection Sunday afternoon finally got me to make an account.

It was the most painful rejection of my life.

Here’s what happened:

So I’m in riding the NYC subway Sunday afternoon, and I’m on my way to a day 2.

There’s an HB 8.5 (probably a model) sitting across from me. Next to her are four 14-15 year old girls. They’re loud and obnoxious like most girls their ages are.

I decide to open the girls in order to create an opening to talk to the 8.5.

And I think of something really funny to say. In fact, it’s so self amusing that I actually begin laughing out loud ON THE TRAIN as I consider using it.

I collect myself and stand up from my seat thinking, “This is gonna be great. This line is so self-amusing that everybody’s gonna laugh. I’m gonna be so high val for making everybody laugh. This is gonna be so awesome.”

And then I lean over the girls and use it:

“Have you girls had your period yet?”

“WHAT!?” they yell.

Now in my mind I’m thinking, “fuck yeah, shock an awe.”

Except I don’t hear anybody laughing…

I think, maybe they didn’t hear me so I say it again, just as confidently as before.

Immediately afterwards, some stupid guido bitch behind me yells, “Did you just ask those girls if they had their periods!?”

But I remained present and ignored him. I turned to 8.5 and she looked mortified. Nonetheless, I managed to remain non-reactive (I’m still very proud of that).

I stared her in the eyes and said “You! You need to go on a date with me!”

And her jaw fucking dropped. At this point, I’m once again thinking, “Shock and awe baby!” But this time I’m even more sure of it.

She responds, “NOO! YOU’RE A SICKO GET AWAY FROM ME!”

And at this, everybody nearby starts yelling at me. One guy even pushed me. I try to go back to my seat but the train was crowded and a woman and her young daughter had already taken it.

People continued yelling at me, the same guy who pushed me slapped me in the face.

I considered clawing the girl as a last resort measure but people were just being so mean to me that I couldn’t do it.

And I didn’t have anywhere to go, so I just stood there as they yelled at me.

And then I began feeling really angry. Bitter and angry. And without realizing, I turned to the 8.5 and started yelling at her, “You know I did this for you! I did this because I liked you! You didn’t have to be a jerk to me!”

And she yelled back, “STOP TALKING TO ME! STOP IT! YOU’RE DISGUSTING!”

People started clapping for her.

The whole time the 14-15 year old girls weren’t saying anything, they were just giggling.

I turned to everybody and started yelling I hate you I hate you, and they yelled things like “Yeah well we hate you too.” or “Get off the train!” or “You’re a loser!”

They all hurt equally.

But I was overcome with frustration and bitterness so I yelled back.

And then it got quiet and the train came to a halt in the tunnel. Nobody was saying a word. It was maybe the most awkward uncomfortable moment of my life. I was looking at my feet the whole time. I couldn’t look at anybody. And as the train sat there, I tried holding back my tears, but I couldn’t help it and I actually cried a little. And I’m pretty sure everybody could tell.

Then the train started moving again.

And we pulled into the station.

And even though it wasn’t my stop, I got out anyway so I could change train cars. But right before getting out, I turned to yell the only thing that could come to mind, “You all are bad people and you should be ash-ash-ashamed of how mean you are! I hate all of you!” I stuttered while saying ashamed. I still remember that.

And then, because I took the extra time to say that to everybody, I didn’t have time to run into the next car. And the kicker was that everybody in the train saw me try to get in, but mess up. And as the train pulled away, I could see some of the people in the train laughing at me.

And it didn’t feel good.

And then, when I finally showed up to my date 25 minutes late (there was a delay and the next train took forever), I was so distraught over my rejection and my state was so ruined that the girl told me she had to go 15 minutes into the date, left abruptly, and won’t return my texts.

But you know what. It’s not all bad.

I stuck to my principles: I was self-amused and at the beginning, when I delivered the first line, I felt entitled because the girls were so much younger than me. Even though the 8.5 rejected me, at least I didn’t chode out of opening her. I did it, and most other guys wouldn’t have even had the courage to do that. And you know what, in the long run, it’s rejections like these that are going to end up making me an icy pimp.

I firmly believe that.

Anyway guys, that’s the worst rejection I’ve ever had. It was so bad, that I couldn’t bear dwelling on it any longer. I had to share it with all of you.

Maybe you guys have some good ones to share too.

Maybe you could give me some advice on what I should have done differently. On what you would have done?

[MikeCF]

That's actually really funny.

I doubt it's real.

If it is real, I'd rather work with or train that guy than most.

He's audacious.

Socially retarded, but give him the right moves, and he will do better than most.

Social skills can be learned. Most guys are too timid to do what it takes to learn them.

I'd rather help out an off-the-wall guy than someone who is soooooooooooooo cool that, while he doesn't get laid, he still knows that whatever to tell him to try won't work.

[durangotang]

That was funny, but fucking painful. At least he had the balls to try. I can almost guarantee he will never get blown out that bad again. I don't think I have ever heard of a blow out so massive. As long as he doesn't open some guys girlfriend in front of him and get his ass kicked, I think that guy can genuinely say it's onwards and upwards from there.

[R Smoov]

You gotta admire his boldness. Even though he had everyone hating him, he still had the coolest opener ever.

[kosko]

You guys almost forgot that one part tho.


The dude still had a date.

This has to be NYC. How the fuck a dude with -45 celcius game nab a date when he is so soically fucked he would think a opening line like that would work.

Of course it makes no sense tho its NYC....

[el mechanico]

^^^^ Kosko has an American fetish^^ First NJ and now this.

[UgSlayer]

That has to be the funniest thing I've read on the forum in a while.

[SVK]

^^^ Must have been an online date, NYC has pretty good ratios on dating sites compared to e.g. west coast.

The guy sounds like he's got Asperger's syndrome. Most true Aspies don't have problems with having balls since they are so socially oblivious that they don't get it that they are doing something outrageous. Another tell would be the technical over-analyzing and game jargon he uses. People with negative social skills should work on that before they get into the game. With some hard work Aspies could eventually get be pretty good since they are naturally very aloof and ballsy.

[Fathom]

Story never really happened, anyone who has read a book can see that. Comes off too intentional to carry the ring of truth. It's a moderately amusing jab at common RSD teachings. He saves the most prevalent memes for the dénouement: he is "self-amused" and "entitled" and will still become an "icy pimp" in the end. haha

The question is: was this actually posted by a troll on RSD and deleted, did someone write it and Roissy reposted it, or did Roissy put it up himself? (The link to the deleted thread he put up proves nothing.) Roissy's post title is sneaky, making it sound as if it is a bonafide instructor ("...from RSD") when, in fact, it's just someone who posted there, if that is even true.

Eh. Doesn't matter. If I don't like something I don't talk about it. People who spit venom at RSD or any other company generally ooze a bitter chump vibe. Not to mention using slithery turns of phrase to influence the gullible comes off as rather feminine to me. A cheap tactic for someone who doesn't seem to have anything interesting to blog about, so he goes for the "ha ha, look at this post," just like the OP.

Big whoop.

[Basil Ransom]

(06-15-2012 07:48 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  

That has to be the funniest thing I've read on the forum in a while.

Lol yeah, don't understand how people don't realize it's satire. Any dude who can pull off a solid subtle troll job like that must have half decent game.

And that opener is funny, except for the fact that it implies the one saying it is a pedophile.

Fathom, trolling someone doesn't mean you hate someone. It may just mean you like fucking around with them.

[Timoteo]

You'd have to figure even the most clueless dude wouldn't try to impress a woman by making a comment about menstruation to 15 year-old girls.

[Screwston]

I thought this thread was going to be about Sasha.

[Joseph_Dantes]

Guys, I have a heavily RSD influenced friend who does shit like this, not as bad, and then rationalizes it in very similar ways.

I think you're underestimating the effect that ideology has on a certain brand of idiot.

This wasn't a fake. The details were far too realistic, the delusion too consistent, the underlying emotional waves properly timed.

[UgSlayer]

Once I opened a chick by farting in her face and asking if she could smell my nimbus.

[the_conductor]

I laughed when I read that, it's so good that people want to believe that it's real. If you've ever written a journal, or made a "field report" to a friend, you can tell from the writing style that it's fake, the flow of action in the writing is novel like. Plus the the mocking of RSD concepts like shock and awe, being self-amused. The RVF equivalent trollpost would be the guy also saying "I stuck to my principles: I went suited down with baking soda under my balls...", and at the end of the post he would ask "Was this Beta?"

[kolovrat]

I want to believe this is true.

Aspergers or related is a possibility as mentioned above, plus also the fact that several PUA's expressly recommend going with the most outrageous openers as practice.

[Amsterdao!]

(06-15-2012 09:38 PM)houston Wrote:  

I thought this thread was going to be about Sasha.

me too..daygaming with a pony tail at the top of your head. Approach a girl with: don't panic, im not crazy...haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddjZf7Nqbo0

A number-close doesn't mean she will actually pick up the phone.

[gds555]

Of course this story is a satire of pickup artistry and the semi-clueless guys who sometimes get involved in it. Like basilransom, I'm surprised at how many posters aren't perceiving the mockery, the irony, and the general air of unreality that indicate it's a humor piece, not a true story. I've noticed this kind of failure to pick up on humor on other websites as well, but I would have thought that participants in a pickup-artist forum would be more perspicacious on average. Apparently not. Someone who had the time and the inclination could go through the story phrase by phrase explaining each bit of satire to unperceptive readers. (An analysis that would probably be pretty educational for them.)

It's ironic that some posters, harboring the belief that the narrator of the story is real, have diagnosed him as having Asperger's syndrome. I'd say that their failure to notice the clues that the story is just a joke strongly suggests that they may have Asperger's syndrome themselves.

[SVK]

^^^ Yes, it reads as a satire, and almost certainly isn't real; I doubt a guy with decent literary and observation skills like this would actually come up with a retarded opener like that. But that's not the point. There actually are wanna be PUAs like this, this story is exaggerated ad absurdum, but illustrates this problem very well. Zero to negative social skills + above average intelligence + RSD-style PUA mental masturbation = weird awkward guys running around and "creeping out" women.

[NYJ]

The story is not real, but I wouldn't be surprised if there are awkward dudes walking around pulling stuff like that.

[Alpone]

I found this old thread by accident a few weeks ago and lol'd. Whenever I get blown out now I'm going to think, "It could have been worse. I could have been this dude."

Even though I don't think the original blog link works and I can't read the followup, I believe this guy is for real.