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Most Beta Commercial Ever? Add Your Own!
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Most Beta Commercial Ever? Add Your Own!






Put out by Google Chrome a month ago, though I just saw it yesterday for the first time. It's this dude begging for his girlfriend back, she's a 5 at best, btw. My goodness, if someone actually tried this one a chick she'd break land-speed records running to show it to all of her friends and mock him relentlessly. I hate what American dudes (myself included) has been taught about "romance". Cheesy Hollywood Bullshit.

Also got me thinking, what are some other beta / blue pill commercials out there? Post vids below!
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Most Beta Commercial Ever? Add Your Own!

[Image: TeamAmericaVomit.gif]
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Most Beta Commercial Ever? Add Your Own!

One that I saw about a year ago, stuck in my mind, I couldn't find it on youtube, or remember exactly how it went. Anyways, it's a cell phone commercial for t-mobile or maybe verizon, this guy walks into a greenhouse where his wife is watering some plants, he tells his wife that he just changed their plan to get more minutes.

His wife, before asking any questions, just says something to the affect of "great, I bet that's going to cost us a fortune, my mother was right I should have married Steve Jenkins..." in a real sarcastic tone. Then the husband with a major defeated/beta expression says, "it's free...", his wife looks at him blankly for a second, then turns her back and continues to water the plants. (End commercial)
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"My boyfriend and I were going on vacation. We talked about getting a diamond, but with all the ThankYou Points I've been earning, I flew us to the rock I really had in mind."

The guy is never seen in detail and is a lesser rock climber than the bernankified chick who bankrolls the vacation with fiat dollars and credit card debt.

http://whiskeys-place.blogspot.com/2012/...riage.html
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"Why do you seem happy?" As if her husband is not allowed to be happy without her permission.
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Sort of tangential to my thread on Male-Bashing Commercials and Movies. Some of those present men as pretty beta too, though it's mostly the idiot-guy, in-charge woman trope.










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Quote: (05-31-2012 06:56 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

the idiot-guy, in-charge woman trope.
When the hell did this trend start? It seems like every family show works the same way.
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Shortly after Married with Children went off the air. The powers that be didn't want another Al Bundy. No MA'AM was getting too powerful.

10/14/15: The day I learned that convicted terrorists are treated with more human dignity than veterans.
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Another McDonalds commerical is cringeworthy. I can't find it.

Basically a black couple is eating there food and the women bitches about a guy she knows who watches football on Sundays, and asks, isn't that horrible. Dudes internal voice is like, "play this smooth", and says "that guy is a jerk".

God forbid a dude wants to watch football on Sundays.
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Quote: (05-31-2012 06:44 PM)MarcJBrutus Wrote:  

"Why do you seem happy?" As if her husband is not allowed to be happy without her permission.

Funny thing is, she looks *really* horny in the first half of the vid. If you mute it and ignore the guy, she looks pretty aroused. Misplaced acting I guess.
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Quote: (05-31-2012 03:07 PM)nyc Wrote:  






"My boyfriend and I were going on vacation. We talked about getting a diamond, but with all the ThankYou Points I've been earning, I flew us to the rock I really had in mind."

The guy is never seen in detail and is a lesser rock climber than the bernankified chick who bankrolls the vacation with fiat dollars and credit card debt.

http://whiskeys-place.blogspot.com/2012/...riage.html

This commercial has annoyed the fuck out of me each of the 100+ times I have seen it.

A perfect example of the decline of western civilization.

This shit is so mainstream anymore it's disgusting. Same as movies and TV shows where the lead is some badass woman saving the world. I refuse to watch anything of that genre.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSoNuA_bqf0


This one bugged me. It's not OK for a man to look in his own refrigerator?
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