[Aliblahba]

I take that back. Tagged is warming up. Starting to get numbers and email addresses. The talent is good on there, but top shelf variety is ignoring me. BISHES!!!

[kazz]

I have just joined as a paid member, many gringo hunters seeking a better life, a few have instant chatted me and said they want to have mi hijo lol

[kavakid]

(07-17-2012 09:13 AM)JayMillz Wrote:  

(07-17-2012 08:17 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Yes.

It is the world's first country comprised solely of hookers.

That's pretty funny. And you almost have to be completely retarded not to get laid there, even by "non pros."

Okay, I've decided to award my hard earned money into a Dominican online dating site. But which one is going to depend on some key features. It must have the following filters to check off when making searches:

[ ] Pro
[ ] semi- pro
[ ] plain old hoe
[ ] nasty smelly old hoe
[ ] just dominican dumb
[ ] fuckable, and only wants large bag potato chips or hair product
[ ] not fuckable, makes her money pickpocketing while you ogle hot chicks
[ ] has baby and you will feel good helping her
[ ] has baby and you will feel guilty about it
[ ] smokin' hot, she knows it, will make you drain your account and mortgage house to fuck her 3 times
[ ] is she really 18?
[ ] non pro (must pay $200 to access this feature)
[ ] young flirt, will never meet you (must pay $200 to remove this feature)
[ ] hot, young, nice, student or career women (how much money will you pay for this feature?)
[ ] will cook you dinner and fuck you free
[ ] will do shitty job cleaning things that are already clean, and rearranging things so you can't easily find them, then demanding you take her shopping.

what did I miss?