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The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!
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The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Quote: (06-04-2012 11:49 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (06-04-2012 10:00 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

This process usually takes a few months.Give Roosh a chance and he will over time settle in and even become friends with the other animals

I think this is something we can all stand behind.

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Give Roosh a Chance!

Alright.

Roosh has 7 days to stop being an asshole.

I have a full grown doberman here named Dave that Roosh won't leave alone. I did not make this video, but this is what's going on:





That is not going to end well. This is why I assume just put Roosh on a line now and get something out of him.

The group of people to blame for this are called the Cat Friends of Oahu or some bullshit. I filled out all kinds of papers and agreed to take Roosh in. What the failed to tell me is that Roosh is a feral cat. This is not a house cat. This is a damn wild animal.

Either way, out of respect for the real Roosh, who did get me laid in the first place, I will let little Roosh live for one more week.

Aloha!
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#27

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

That doesn't seem so bad. Is he just playing or actually being aggressive? I think Roosh will get checked and eventually learn his place in the pecking order. If you see improvement within the 7 days, I think that's enough to know he's headed in the right direction. Keep us posted.

But remember: you can't name a cat Roosh and not expect him to be a persistent, relentless, hairy creature who doesn't give up till he gets what he wants.





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#28

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

I am amazed that the dog in that video didn't just snap the annoying kitten in half! Hell, it shows more restraint than many of us would do [Image: biggrin.gif]

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#29

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

"Crack and yogurt keep me slim!" Maybe yogurt will make the pussy happy.
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#30

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

So now that a week and a half has passed, did little Roosh survive? And more important, are you still banging that girl?
(apologies if I'm being nosy!)

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#31

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Quote: (06-15-2012 07:58 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

So now that a week and a half has passed, did little Roosh survive? And more important, are you still banging that girl?
(apologies if I'm being nosy!)

It's funny that you asked,

I'm happy to say that Roosh the Cat has become a very valuable addition to my pet lineup. He's been a big help with the girls I've brought to my house since he's been around. They seem to think that his constant attacking and scratching them is cute.

Unfortunately, today is gonna be a rough day for him. He's getting neutered as we speak.

I'll keep you posted. Kitten Game is real.

And I haven't seen the girl since the day I got Roosh.

Aloha!
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#32

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Now the question is, once Roosh becomes a full grown cat, and is no longer a cute little kitten, does he still hold value? Or does he go back on the chopping block?
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#33

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

On a note related to feral cats here on Oahu...

I live with a girl and the other day she rolled out of the apt to go run some errands. About 2 mins after she leaves, she calls me, incoherent and crying hysterically. She is saying something about blood and the parking garage so I immediately ran down to make sure she was OK and that one of the bums here in town hadn't shanked her and stolen her whip.

When I got to her, I saw what was ensuing: A small, feral kitten had been keeping cool under her Jeep, apparently. She proceeded to back over it, but not a full death blow. No, she had run over about half of its head, and it was in its death throes, getting blood all over our parking space. She was crying and shaking while I was trying to withhold my laughter and also thanking the powers that be that it wasn't a cat that actually belonged so someone in the building saving me the hassle of having to covertly clean it up and dispose of the body.

It died and I went to get the Pinoy maintenance guy from our building who came to the scene and said he would clean it up. But as a final insult to my roommate's injury, he then started warning her about all the bad luck she is going to have now...it was a black cat. She cried a little more and then drove off to do her errands.

I've been tempted to post a wide assortment of LOLCATS on her Facebook profile, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
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#34

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Quote: (06-18-2012 05:20 PM)Mr McGillycuddy Wrote:  

Pinoy maintenance guy from our building who came to the scene and said he would clean it up.

Dinner time!


Quote: (06-18-2012 05:20 PM)Mr McGillycuddy Wrote:  

On a note related to feral cats here on Oahu...

Maybe you should get your girl a fresh new kitten.

This should be in the Hawaii datasheet I suppose, but here are the best locations to get feral kittens. This is where we get the ones we use for bait:

1) By far the best spot: Don Quijote parking lot in Waipahu. Go to the Diamond Head end near the concrete wall then head back towards the dumpsters. They are everywhere. Look over the wall into the little valley and you'll notice 100's of cats. It's a goldmine.

2) If you are heading towards North Shore turn Rt on California Ave in Wahiawa. Then go left on Cane St. Take that to where it ends right past the police station. Now you are in the Wahiawa Industrial Complex. Look around and pick out a kitten.

3) Go behind the Times Supermarket in Kahala. Behind Kahala Mall on the level with Panda Express is good to. These tend to be better quality kittens because of all the breeding they've done with the rich people's cats in the area. In fact if you're looking for a pet this is the place to go. This is usually where I get the ones I give to girls.

Roosh is the first one I've paid for, but that was due to my situation at the time. I actually didn't realize they sold kittens out here because of all the wild ones.

Aloha!
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#35

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Kittens as bait? You mean like for fishing?

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#36

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Quote: (06-19-2012 12:42 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

Kittens as bait? You mean like for fishing?

Yes.

It's the circle of life is what I tell the little kids.

Ahi especially love them. Which is relative considering cats love tuna.

Aloha!
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#37

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Uh, so you trap stray kittens and then you kill them and chop them up for bait?

Over/under on how many kitten skin lamp shades Kona has at his Hawaiian beach home lol?
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#38

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

That's kind of monstrous and intriguing at the same time. Do you hook entire kittens, or chopped up? You don't do it while they're still alive... or do you? *head spinning*

I gotta admit I feel instinctual revulsion over this, although I guess the only reason why my nation doesn't do it is that we don't have any fish big enough to swallow a kitten in one go in the Adriatic Sea. Circle of life, lol.

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#39

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Quote: (06-18-2012 05:45 PM)Kona Wrote:  

This should be in the Hawaii datasheet I suppose, but here are the best locations to get feral kittens. This is where we get the ones we use for bait:

1) By far the best spot: Don Quijote parking lot in Waipahu. Go to the Diamond Head end near the concrete wall then head back towards the dumpsters. They are everywhere. Look over the wall into the little valley and you'll notice 100's of cats. It's a goldmine.

2) If you are heading towards North Shore turn Rt on California Ave in Wahiawa. Then go left on Cane St. Take that to where it ends right past the police station. Now you are in the Wahiawa Industrial Complex. Look around and pick out a kitten.

3) Go behind the Times Supermarket in Kahala. Behind Kahala Mall on the level with Panda Express is good to. These tend to be better quality kittens because of all the breeding they've done with the rich people's cats in the area. In fact if you're looking for a pet this is the place to go. This is usually where I get the ones I give to girls.

Roosh is the first one I've paid for, but that was due to my situation at the time. I actually didn't realize they sold kittens out here because of all the wild ones.

Aloha!

Haha, this is awesome. Definitely essential data sheet info.

Quote: (06-19-2012 03:58 AM)Kona Wrote:  

Ahi especially love them. Which is relative considering cats love tuna.

Aloha!

Its karma (karma does, btw, have a godo sense of humor). The same reason I refuse to eat shark.
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#40

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

So, how is little Roosh doing now?

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#41

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#42

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I can't believe I never saw this thread before.

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#43

The Pet Shop Opener got me Laid, and a kitten. Thanks Roosh!

Holy shit, there was a Little Roosh before a Little Dark ?

Maybe Little Dark is a reincarnated Little Roosh, that is if he's dead.

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