[DirkJohanson]

I've showered with a lot of chicks that I'd just had sex with, or was about to, or was dating regularly, and even with some that don't fit into either category in group showers at swingers clubs and nudist resorts, but I'd never just walked into the bathroom naked while a chick was showering and started making moves on a chick that didn't fit into any of those categories. Until yesterday.

I've actually had sex with this chick (one of the many who I paid the first time, but got it free thereafter) and we hit legendary lap dance club Mons Venus together a few months ago, but it had been probably at least 7 years since either of us had seen the other naked, let alone had sex. Anyway, I was supposed to meet her at Starbucks yesterday, but got done with work mid-morning, so I met her at her place. She hadn't showered yet so started to, and was still talking to me through both the shower door and the half-closed bathroom door, so "I said to myself, 'whatthefcuk' - viva la ..." Between hearing chicks rave about Shades of Gray, yada yada yada, and realizing that she was all soapy and naked and lathered up just a few feet away, I just decided to take off my clothes and walk into the shower wearing nothing but a mischievous grin.

It went over well. After the fiesta, we actually made it to Starbucks in time for her to get to her lunch date with some guy with 3 ex-wives who she's gone out with many times over the course of 2 years and hasn't even gotten to first base. She called me later after she left a bank by accident, because she forgot what she was doing there because all she could think of was my smooth guyscaping (she' never been with a guy with pubic and ball hair laser removed before).

Anyway, I'd always regretted not making moves in similar situations, chicks that I hadn't been with yet that go in to take a shower and leave the door open. How much of more of an invitation did I need? Anyway, last time I don't walk through those doorways, and hope this will inspire you guys who've probably thought the same thing to follow suit.

[HiFlo]

I'll have to tuck this away in my mind when the situation arises in the future.

thnx

[FretDancer]

Haha cool story, reminds me of childhood fantasies with exactly the same settings.

[Screwston]

Can you give us more info on laser surgery for balls and pubs? How much was it and how painful?

[Kickb]

I like my balls to be smooth as eggs so yeah tell us more about this lazer ball hair remova.l I also have some stray hairs growing up the the shaft, wouldn't mind if those got zapped too.

[Gmac]

I'm sure it takes a decent body and a huge set of balls to pull off if you haven't done anything with her yet. Going to try this if the opportunity ever presents itself.

[DirkJohanson]

There are great laser hair removal deals by me all the time on Groupon, starting at either $99 or $119 for 6 sessions for small areas. 6 sessions will get all or just about all of it, though hairs do gradually reappear over time. Still, 6 should last years, especially if you aren't a perfectionist about it. The sessions are spaced out six weeks apart, but there is really no downtime after getting it done - one time, it looked like I had zits afterward, and they went away in a couple of days.

The Groupon deals are so good because the spas are hoping you will get other parts done while you are there. The pubic area may count as two areas, or a medium area for a little more, and the balls would be a third area, so I recommend that you buy one Groupon at one place for the pubes and another at another place for the balls, because generally 6 sessions would be a few hundred dollars for each part.

Its not surgery, just a light device they move over the area, which feels essentially like pin pricks while they do it, sometimes a bit more, sometimes a bit less, and the machines are adjustable. Pain really is not an issue at all.

It works best on light skin and dark hair. It doesn't work on grey hair unless you get the gray while the root is still dark. People with dark skin can get badly burned.

I've had a few other parts done, too. The one I semi-regret is my chest since I hoped to get to it before more of the hairs turned gray, and now have a higher proportion of gray and the chest is a tough area to shave and a lot of chicks like chest hair, anyway. Since balls are easy to shave, I only got those done to beat the gray and that has worked out well.

Chicks really dig the smooth pubic area and balls. No more shaving bumps (except on a rare occasion because I probably should get some more touch-ups, so I do a five-second shave with a dry razor now to get what little is there), which was a big problem for me - the deciding point for me to get it was when a gorgeous little blonde wouldn't fuck me because I happened to have so many bumps that day and she thought it was an STD. I've often been the first guy they've been with who had it done, and they go nuts over it and one would just lay in bed with me and not let go of my balls for like an hour.

[Samseau]

You already fucked her once, so it wasn't that hard for you.


Still, if the girl leaves the door cracked open...

[DirkJohanson]

A couple other things: there are some places that won't do genitalia, so call first to make sure. Of course, that should also probably give some pause about getting them done, but my balls were finished by then and I first heard about it going for a touch-up.

As for the shaft, mine has a few hairs on occasion, mostly at the base. If you have a similar pattern, they will probably include that in the deal, or when you are in with the technician, ask her if she will zap them. These places pretty much expect a tip these days, but tipping the tech $10 or even $20 can lead to her zapping a lot more hair for you the next time in the likely event you get the same tech - I'm not known for being an enthusiastic tipper in general, but its the best value in return on tipping investment I can think of. In fact, in one place I've gone too, a tech get fired for doing too much area.

[kosko]

Good stuff i'm int rested in getting my balls and shaft zapped. Can't do it all tho I still have shaving fucked up designs into my pubes and girls tend to dig it. I do dumb shit like triangles and boxes and stripes broads appreciate that I take time to care about my packages. I hate shaving my nuts and I love getting my nuts gobbled so this is something i'm 100% looking into.

In regards to the shower thing. Its something I would be goony enough to try. The way I see it if the girl is that non-nonchalant about shit and I have at least made out with her and fooled around with her I would give it a go. I have had success just grabbing bitches when they are in their towels, ripping of my shirt and mauling them. The first time I did this was with a friend of mine, I told her she had a rash or some shit on her back/neck, she was being awkward since she had no make-up on and felt vulnerable. I just started massaging her... made out.. ripped off my shirt.. ripped of her tower.. boom!

Other times I would just strait up ask to jump in the shower with them "yo it saves water... I am all about begin green" Its obvious girls fantasize about just as much as men I have never banged in a shower before but in the cases I could weasel myself in a HJ or BJ was always a go.

[Cr33pin]

Dirk Diggler
do you have to wait 6 weeks between sessions? i will return to america for a month or so to see my sister before i head to south america. id like to get this all done durning the month or so i am state side.... maybe i could go to one place one week and a new place the next week?

[DirkJohanson]

(04-19-2012 11:49 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

Dirk Diggler
do you have to wait 6 weeks between sessions? i will return to america for a month or so to see my sister before i head to south america. id like to get this all done durning the month or so i am state side.... maybe i could go to one place one week and a new place the next week?

Yes, you have to wait the 6 weeks or so between sessions. Unfortunately, its a process. There are new hairs popping up all the time that are too far underneath the skin to get zapped, so the idea is that after 6 or so sessions, substantially all of them have finally grown out enough to be zapped.

You can visit these places for single visits if you want to get a start on the process, but I haven't seen single visit deals anywhere near as good as the groupon package deals. You'd probably end up paying about 2/3 as much for one session that way than you would for the whole 6 in a groupon package deal.

PS Before there was a Dirk Diggler, there was a DirkJohanson.

[Timoteo]

I've only done this with chicks I've fucked/dated, and for a few of them they told me it was something they had never done with a guy before, which shocked me. If I ever find myself in a situation where a chick I've never been with is showering with the door open, I'm going to be SO tempted to make it happen!