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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Spreadsheet

The cliffs: Dude does online dating. He keeps a spreadsheet to keep the girls straight. It's pretty detailed.

He goes on a date with a girl he deems cool. He mentions the spreadsheet to her. She asks to see it, he says, "what the fuck, why not?" He sends it, and goes viral on the internet. Dude is deemed - you guessed it - creepy.

The most interesting part to me is something the girl wrote in a letter she sent to her friends:
  • Hi Girls,

    Wanted to pass this on to you for some monday morning entertainment.

    I went on a date with this guy last wednesday. On the date, he tells me that he has a spreadsheet for tracking all of the people from match that are "in process". Naturally, I tease him and ask him to send me the spreadsheet. For some strange reason, he actually does. See below/attached.

    Just when I thought I had seen it all....
This was 100% a shit test, and he failed it massively. She basically says, yeah, I asked him to do something, and he was dumb enough to comply. If a girl is asking you to do something, and you say yes, you are guaranteed to get tooled.

I only glanced briefly at it, but I immediately recognize WHY a spreadsheet is so handy, if not necessary: Because girls today are flakey as fuck. Talking to 10 girls at a time is fucking ridiculous, IF they were all freely available to meet up and hang out.

But that's never the case, so it's imperative to talk to several women simultaneously to stave off celibacy. Of course, girls are so self-absorbed that they'll probably never realize this. Instead, you must be creepy because if you weren't, you wouldn't have to keep a spreadsheet and go after so many girls. Every girl would be setting aside her office happy hours and brunches with her band of harpies to hang out with you. You'd have pussy beating your door down, like Brad Pitt. Or something like that. You're not really supposed to think about it logically.

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

I saw this a few hours ago when a girl posted it on Facebook. My conclusions were basically the same as yours: it's deemed creepy because if he were an alpha he clearly wouldn't need to put any effort into getting laid (in the same way that girls want to be hit on by alphas, but anyone who hits on them and comes off as beta must be a creepy loser). It just underscores girls' solipsistic nature.
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

It'd be one thing if he detailed his bangs (which would probably net him more pussy if it went viral), but this is just beta / gay as hell.

Notice how high he rates all the girls. No way he is dating 9s.

P.S. You have to edit the title to reply properly.

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Quote: (04-18-2012 10:02 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

I saw this a few hours ago when a girl posted it on Facebook. My conclusions were basically the same as yours: it's deemed creepy because if he were an alpha he clearly wouldn't need to put any effort into getting laid (in the same way that girls want to be hit on by alphas, but anyone who hits on them and comes off as beta must be a creepy loser). It just underscores girls' solipsistic nature.

You don't even have to come off as beta anymore to seem like a loser. It's just, "you have to put in effort to get laid??? You must be a creepy loser." It's a form of self-hatred really, that girls will close their legs on you if you show them any generosity. "If you're lame enough to do something nice for me, I don't want you."

I've brought girls home who were too prude to bang that night. And invariably they'll say, "I'm sure you could've found some girl who'd fuck you no problem. I'm just not that girl." And I'm always saying in my head, "honey, if I could, I wouldn't be talking to you right now." Girls vastly overestimate how many girls there are available to the typical guy for sex. They think "I can get sex so easily, and the same should be true for any guy I might date." Their solipsism knows no bounds.
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

I want to see pics of this dude. I also want to know how many women he contacted to get those 8. Seems like he hasn't had much success either, from what I see he's only had 3 actual dates (sad to say, but it's better than I've done online. That's why I stick to IRL.).

One thing I noticed about online dating (not limited to dating sites) is that conversation tends to go to the medium that you met. Whenever a girl I meet from a dating site asks about my other prospects I always say "There are a few out there, but nothing spectacular".

He's a dumbass for even bringing up the spreadsheet in the first place. If he felt the need to bring it up, he should have gotten nudes w/ her face in them. That way when this shit happens.....well you know where I'm going. (Parents, friends, bosses, ect.)

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

I'm about one synapse-spark away from throwing my whole computer out the window. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

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It's getting to the point that I can't even bear to approach half the chicks I see anymore. I start to, and then realize I already know the stupid shit they're going to do/say before they even open their mouths. Sometimes, I do it anyway, and just confirm what I thought. Even when things "go well," I'm just fed up with the stupid bullshit.

Online is even worse. I had a girl recently tell me she would "AMOG" me in a reply to my message. I kid you not.

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Aside from giving it to the girl, which was fucking retarded, its a pretty good idea. My ThaiLoveLinks account get's so filled up with messages, and also chating with girls, that I can't keep straight who is who. Pretty much every date I ask a girl the same exact questions I already asked her and have no idea who told me what. I'll ask a string of 3 questions and she's like "WTF, I told you already!". Hasn't hindered me at all, but probably be better to not do it.

Even now that I have a few girls in rotation, I can't remember who is from where, or where they work or what they studied. When I say shit like "How long have you worked at the hotel?" They look at me like, "Motherfucker, that's some other girl, I don't work at no hotel!" hah.
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Quote: (04-18-2012 10:43 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I'm about one synapse-spark away from throwing my whole computer out the window. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

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It's getting to the point that I can't even bear to approach half the chicks I see anymore. I start to, and then realize I already know the stupid shit they're going to do/say before they even open their mouths. Sometimes, I do it anyway, and just confirm what I thought. Even when things "go well," I'm just fed up with the stupid bullshit.

Online is even worse. I had a girl recently tell me she would "AMOG" me in a reply to my message. I kid you not.

For some reason, this post made me laugh in a completely non-related way.

Anyway, i didn't read this spreadsheet. This guy is dumb anyway. He should never reveal this to a girl.

One of the rules of not being a 'creep' is to reveal as little to girls as you can possibly get away with. I'd rather be 'too cryptic' than ever let a girl know what I'm actually thinking.
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

This is funny. Reminds me of back in 2003 I was in NYC and a good friend mentioned he was at another friend's pad (who I did not know) and to come over for a drink.
Guy was a total douche. Short, guido tan, taking all sorts of meds and popping adderals like candy, spent about 5-10k a month of his parent's money without working...had a fully outfitted dogcage for S&M use, and here's the best, he would NOT shut the fuck up about his excel spreadsheets...he was tracking at least a hundred online girls in different stages of contact or having already met, with an elaborate level of detail.
I left pretty quickly. While I have sympathy for people like that, I can't imagine spending my time that way.
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Quote: (04-19-2012 07:03 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Aside from giving it to the girl, which was fucking retarded, its a pretty good idea. My ThaiLoveLinks account get's so filled up with messages, and also chating with girls, that I can't keep straight who is who. Pretty much every date I ask a girl the same exact questions I already asked her and have no idea who told me what. I'll ask a string of 3 questions and she's like "WTF, I told you already!". Hasn't hindered me at all, but probably be better to not do it.

Even now that I have a few girls in rotation, I can't remember who is from where, or where they work or what they studied. When I say shit like "How long have you worked at the hotel?" They look at me like, "Motherfucker, that's some other girl, I don't work at no hotel!" hah.

This reminds me of the Philippines. I stopped using Tagged.com there because i was sick of online chatting and always getting the same boring old questions, spending hours a day online with barely any bangs in return for it. I was also getting 50 to a 100 texts a day on top of the many bullshit emails.
Back home i never chat online with unknown girls. Its such a waste of time. Sometimes you chat for hours and see the girl in real life and find out she used pictures from 5 years ago when she was still slim.

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Quote: (04-18-2012 10:43 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I'm about one synapse-spark away from throwing my whole computer out the window. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!
I totally identify with this, but you summed it up in such an incredible way... pure awesomeness.

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Quote: (04-19-2012 08:36 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

Quote: (04-19-2012 07:03 AM)RioNomad Wrote:  

Aside from giving it to the girl, which was fucking retarded, its a pretty good idea. My ThaiLoveLinks account get's so filled up with messages, and also chating with girls, that I can't keep straight who is who. Pretty much every date I ask a girl the same exact questions I already asked her and have no idea who told me what. I'll ask a string of 3 questions and she's like "WTF, I told you already!". Hasn't hindered me at all, but probably be better to not do it.

Even now that I have a few girls in rotation, I can't remember who is from where, or where they work or what they studied. When I say shit like "How long have you worked at the hotel?" They look at me like, "Motherfucker, that's some other girl, I don't work at no hotel!" hah.

This reminds me of the Philippines. I stopped using Tagged.com there because i was sick of online chatting and always getting the same boring old questions, spending hours a day online with barely any bangs in return for it. I was also getting 50 to a 100 texts a day on top of the many bullshit emails.
Back home i never chat online with unknown girls. Its such a waste of time. Sometimes you chat for hours and see the girl in real life and find out she used pictures from 5 years ago when she was still slim.

Don't knock online dating. Some of us are killing it.

The guy in the OP's example is just a clueless clown.

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Stupid for him to give it out.

But there is a non-confrontational way to deal with a qirl request that doesn't require you do it on her terms.

You can make her jump through a hoop first:

http://www.pualingo.com/pua-definitions/hoop-theory/

Or, you can just put it off long enough to get the bang. Tell her something like, "I'll show you later." The point is to not get in to a confrontation with her. It's kind of like dealing with LMR. You just agree, and push forward (in LMR you'd say "you're right, we shouldn't be doing this, and then keep escalating).
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Quote: (04-18-2012 10:43 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I'm about one synapse-spark away from throwing my whole computer out the window. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

[Image: bash.gif] [Image: mad.gif] [Image: punchballs.gif] [Image: rant.gif]

It's getting to the point that I can't even bear to approach half the chicks I see anymore. I start to, and then realize I already know the stupid shit they're going to do/say before they even open their mouths. Sometimes, I do it anyway, and just confirm what I thought. Even when things "go well," I'm just fed up with the stupid bullshit.

Online is even worse. I had a girl recently tell me she would "AMOG" me in a reply to my message. I kid you not.
I know. Sometimes I think I should just keep the best one of the bunch around for a while. It helps to date girls that don't speak English too well. You may have to play teacher but atleast you don't have to listen to the malakias (greek word stupidities/masturbation).

We should have a thread about stupid shit girls say to YOU online.
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

He was stupid to comply with a shit test. A spreadsheet is a nerdy, needy tool for loser betas who have need to chase women. But even worse, his spreadsheet praised them all and mentioned problems getting stood-up and flaked.

Now imagine the spreadsheet notes said things like "Victoria's Secret model", "Anal freak", "Insisted on paying", "Keeps sending me booty texts", "I told her I wouldn't sleep with her on first date because she was too drunk", "Wants her bi roommate to join us next time. WTF?"
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

The main problem with the spreadsheet is there are hardly any girls on there! I mean, if you read it, it really isn't much to memorise, if anything, it makes him look stupid and disorganised. As kimleebj said, it's an obvious DLV, on a number of levels.

I mean, if I were banging two new ones a week, I might consider this level of organisation. Otherwise, in the normal world of 'a new one every month', it's pretty fucking easy to keep track.

Read the spreadsheet, he's been on this online thing for about 6 weeks with no lays, despite having the very obvious DHV of his finance job, which probably pays decent money.

The guy's a terminal beta, that's why the girl did this to him.

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Quote: (04-18-2012 10:43 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Online is even worse. I had a girl recently tell me she would "AMOG" me in a reply to my message. I kid you not.

excuse my ignorance but what is AMOG?
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Quote: (04-19-2012 04:09 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  

Quote: (04-18-2012 10:43 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Online is even worse. I had a girl recently tell me she would "AMOG" me in a reply to my message. I kid you not.

excuse my ignorance but what is AMOG?

It's a good thing you don't know. AMOG is a term from early-2000s PUA literature (mainly, I think, Mystery Method). It stands for Alpha Male of the Group, and it describes how one guy tries to out alpha-dog everyone else in the crowd. You can do it to others, or it can be done unto you, as a way of snatching girls away. That's it in a nutshell.

Because a shit-ton of girls read The Game, they think they know game and, worse, think they can use it on dudes or are now inoculated against it. But, all they know is "negging" and, apparently, this. Judging from the rest of this girl's profile, she thinks she's an dominant, "independent" type.

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Quote: (04-19-2012 05:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Quote: (04-19-2012 04:09 PM)mikeymike Wrote:  

Quote: (04-18-2012 10:43 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Online is even worse. I had a girl recently tell me she would "AMOG" me in a reply to my message. I kid you not.

excuse my ignorance but what is AMOG?

It's a good thing you don't know. AMOG is a term from early-2000s PUA literature (mainly, I think, Mystery Method). It stands for Alpha Male of the Group, and it describes how one guy tries to out alpha-dog everyone else in the crowd. You can do it to others, or it can be done unto you, as a way of snatching girls away. That's it in a nutshell.

It's actually Alpha Male Other Guy. As in, any 'alpha male' threatening to take your target from you. 'To AMOG,' as a verb, means to make the other dude seem like a loser, to neutralize the risk of him taking your girl away.
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Quote: (04-18-2012 10:43 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

I'm about one synapse-spark away from throwing my whole computer out the window. I can't fucking stand it anymore.

[Image: bash.gif] [Image: mad.gif] [Image: punchballs.gif] [Image: rant.gif]

It's getting to the point that I can't even bear to approach half the chicks I see anymore. I start to, and then realize I already know the stupid shit they're going to do/say before they even open their mouths. Sometimes, I do it anyway, and just confirm what I thought. Even when things "go well," I'm just fed up with the stupid bullshit.

Online is even worse. I had a girl recently tell me she would "AMOG" me in a reply to my message. I kid you not.

I feel you man, I've been real negative/annoyed with every girl I meet lately. I need to do something about it. No idea what though. A girl said something stupid so I silent treatmented her she says "I have a feeling I annoy you sometimes" NO SHIT.
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Would he have failed the shit test if instead of lame boring descriptions of the broads, he had listed their preferred sex positions, anal receptiveness, oral abilities, etc. [Image: biggrin.gif]
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Quote: (04-19-2012 09:48 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

Would he have failed the shit test if instead of lame boring descriptions of the broads, he had listed their preferred sex positions, anal receptiveness, oral abilities, etc. [Image: biggrin.gif]

Yes. You'd still get tooled by her. If it got to the point that I had a sheet and she knew about it, my frame would be "aww, that's cute that you want to see it, but too bad, fuck off. [If I'd already fucked her:] I'll let you see your entry maybe"

Plus, though chicks dig players on a primal level, she may freak if she sees concrete evidence of it.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ds-newsxml

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Merkur, who works for real-estate finance firm Ladder Capital, had written in the email to Arielle: 'Well, this could be a mistake, but what the hell... figured I might as well give you the whole thing. I hope this email doesn't backfire, because I really had a great time and hope to hang again soon [Image: smile.gif]'


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GIRL HE RATED A 9.5

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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

That guy looks like a cool dude who you could grab a beer with, even if he is an Ivy league Wall Street snob.

The girl is a real babe. Is she the one who leaked the spreadsheet, or was that another girl?
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Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It

Great, another idiot adding an extra layer to girl's current bitch shields online and offline.
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