Dude Keeps Spreadsheet on Online Dates, Spectacularly Fails Shit Test By Sharing It
04-18-2012, 09:54 PM
Spreadsheet
The cliffs: Dude does online dating. He keeps a spreadsheet to keep the girls straight. It's pretty detailed.
He goes on a date with a girl he deems cool. He mentions the spreadsheet to her. She asks to see it, he says, "what the fuck, why not?" He sends it, and goes viral on the internet. Dude is deemed - you guessed it - creepy.
The most interesting part to me is something the girl wrote in a letter she sent to her friends:
I only glanced briefly at it, but I immediately recognize WHY a spreadsheet is so handy, if not necessary: Because girls today are flakey as fuck. Talking to 10 girls at a time is fucking ridiculous, IF they were all freely available to meet up and hang out.
But that's never the case, so it's imperative to talk to several women simultaneously to stave off celibacy. Of course, girls are so self-absorbed that they'll probably never realize this. Instead, you must be creepy because if you weren't, you wouldn't have to keep a spreadsheet and go after so many girls. Every girl would be setting aside her office happy hours and brunches with her band of harpies to hang out with you. You'd have pussy beating your door down, like Brad Pitt. Or something like that. You're not really supposed to think about it logically.
Link: http://deadspin.com/5902760/finance-guy-...-prospects
The cliffs: Dude does online dating. He keeps a spreadsheet to keep the girls straight. It's pretty detailed.
He goes on a date with a girl he deems cool. He mentions the spreadsheet to her. She asks to see it, he says, "what the fuck, why not?" He sends it, and goes viral on the internet. Dude is deemed - you guessed it - creepy.
The most interesting part to me is something the girl wrote in a letter she sent to her friends:
- Hi Girls,
Wanted to pass this on to you for some monday morning entertainment.
I went on a date with this guy last wednesday. On the date, he tells me that he has a spreadsheet for tracking all of the people from match that are "in process". Naturally, I tease him and ask him to send me the spreadsheet. For some strange reason, he actually does. See below/attached.
Just when I thought I had seen it all....
I only glanced briefly at it, but I immediately recognize WHY a spreadsheet is so handy, if not necessary: Because girls today are flakey as fuck. Talking to 10 girls at a time is fucking ridiculous, IF they were all freely available to meet up and hang out.
But that's never the case, so it's imperative to talk to several women simultaneously to stave off celibacy. Of course, girls are so self-absorbed that they'll probably never realize this. Instead, you must be creepy because if you weren't, you wouldn't have to keep a spreadsheet and go after so many girls. Every girl would be setting aside her office happy hours and brunches with her band of harpies to hang out with you. You'd have pussy beating your door down, like Brad Pitt. Or something like that. You're not really supposed to think about it logically.
Link: http://deadspin.com/5902760/finance-guy-...-prospects