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Help for Seducing Housekeeper
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Help for Seducing Housekeeper

I'm 16 living in the Bay Area, 6'1, Indian, decent looking, pretty lanky but not anorexic. My parents hired our housekeeper a couple years back. She's decently attractive and I've recently started noticing her a lot more. She's married(I think 30), Bolivian(may make a difference), and very Christian; she's chill and conversational and easy to talk to. Should I even bother trying to game her? You guys have any tips? Anyone done anything like this before?
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Help for Seducing Housekeeper

dont do it. go outside of your house, only there will you learn game.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked

The Original Emotional Alpha
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#3

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

Yeah, I wouldn't advise it. If you do run very indirect stuff. Basically use her to bounce ideas off of (not directly), ask her questions about game related ideas (again nothing direct). Use her for practice. Still not a substitute for actually going out there though.
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#4

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

Walk out of your room naked by mistake pretending you didn't know she was there.
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#5

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

Or do the classic porno move: "i didn't hear you walk in the door don't mind me jerking it, oh youre sucking my dick now? dope"
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#6

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

Or just wait in your bed for her to come to your room and pointing to your dick say, "clean here."
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#7

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

When I lived at my moms she had the hottest cleaning lady ever, it was unreal...chic looked just like sylvia saint...I used to beat off when she'd be in the crib...never did say shit to her but hi though..come to think of it, now that I'm out of my moms house I'm gonna see if her number is still in my moms phone book and steal that shit...fuk it!
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#8

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

skip the married chicks.. or you'll wish you had.

Sloots gon' sloot.
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#9

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

1) Sleeping with the help isn't the classiest thing to do.
2) She is married, making it even worse.

Not all guys do, but I respect marriage, so for that reason alone I say skip it. Add the fact that you are paying her a relatively low wage to scrub your shit and it would be pretty skeesy.
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#10

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

I almost choked laughing at all those cheesy porno lines.
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#11

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

There's something incredibly bangable about cleaners, isn't there?

I mean, if she's a moose she's still a moose, but if she's alright looking then I really think it adds something.

I'm not quite sure what it is, maybe it's the submissive nature of the job, or the femininity of it. I reckon I'll bang a cleaner of some description at some point in my life.

Quote: (03-05-2016 02:42 PM)SudoRoot Wrote:  
Fuck this shit, I peace out.
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#12

Help for Seducing Housekeeper

One of the most important rules that I have for game, business, and life in general is the ACE rule: Avoid Costly Entanglements. It's why I don't try to bang my married next door neighbor, even though she's hot, etc. This is a perfect example of where the ACE rule applies.
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