http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man...18822.html
This is what I call a go getter. It would have taken a women days to get all that done
This is what I call a go getter. It would have taken a women days to get all that done
Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours
The comments on that article are hilarious.
Haha.
"ThePoster • Front Royal, Virginia • 18 mins ago • This can be a great country song..."Billy Goes To Nashville".
"ThePoster • Front Royal, Virginia • 18 mins ago • This can be a great country song..."Billy Goes To Nashville".
"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat
This was epic. It has to be true because you can't make shit like this up.
"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
![[Image: Todd.jpg]](http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/thesideshow/Todd.jpg)
Does he look suspicious?
"Todd then reportedly robbed several of the hotel guests. He knocked on their door pretending to be a female housekeeper, then robbed them at gunpoint. He was also reportedly crying while doing so."
I'm betting on "Emotionally distraught beta dumped by girlfriend."
I'm betting on "Emotionally distraught beta dumped by girlfriend."
"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
--Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
I'm thinking meth or xanax.
Quote: (04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
I'm thinking meth or xanax.
http://myfox8.com/2012/02/03/photos-face...and-after/
Quote: (04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
I'm thinking meth or xanax.
http://myfox8.com/2012/02/03/photos-face...and-after/
Quote: (04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
I'm thinking meth or xanax.
http://myfox8.com/2012/02/03/photos-face...and-after/
When you do drugs, you get on a Greyhound.
When you get on a Greyhound, you go to Nashville.
When you get to Nashville, you break into a store for ammo, guns, and a taser.
When you have a taser, you feel compelled to hold people hostage, rob them, and tase them.
When you tase someone, you feel the urge to defecate all over a hotel wall.
When you defecate over a hotel wall, you will then dress up like a housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms.
Don't dress up like a hotel housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms. Switch from Cable to DirectTv.
lol
When you get on a Greyhound, you go to Nashville.
When you get to Nashville, you break into a store for ammo, guns, and a taser.
When you have a taser, you feel compelled to hold people hostage, rob them, and tase them.
When you tase someone, you feel the urge to defecate all over a hotel wall.
When you defecate over a hotel wall, you will then dress up like a housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms.
Don't dress up like a hotel housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms. Switch from Cable to DirectTv.
lol
Quote: (04-11-2012 03:00 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
I'm thinking meth or xanax.
I'm thinking both. He looks like a tweek and it certainly explains the crime spree. Xanax explains the crying. That was the only thing I couldn't figure out while reading the story.
10/14/15: The day I learned that convicted terrorists are treated with more human dignity than veterans.
I honestly hate people with that kind of face (junkies, trash)
When I see a people like that at the bar, I get disgusted and wanna punch them.
When I see a people like that at the bar, I get disgusted and wanna punch them.
Quote: (04-11-2012 10:50 PM)-g- Wrote:
Nope, but I knew Wal-Mart was on the list when I saw this guy
Ya, but he paid at Walmart lol.
Quote: (04-11-2012 03:14 PM)chyamor Wrote:
When you do drugs, you get on a Greyhound.
When you get on a Greyhound, you go to Nashville.
When you get to Nashville, you break into a store for ammo, guns, and a taser.
When you have a taser, you feel compelled to hold people hostage, rob them, and tase them.
When you tase someone, you feel the urge to defecate all over a hotel wall.
When you defecate over a hotel wall, you will then dress up like a housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms.
Don't dress up like a hotel housekeeper and cry while robbing people in their rooms. Switch from Cable to DirectTv.
lol
Supposed to start, when you don't have directTV you get bored and do drugs. A valiant effort otherwise! Even though I loathe those commercials as they gave that dipshit Charlie Sheen work.
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