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#76

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Rolled solo last night. Fuck up avoidance game needs work. 'Nuff said. Put me in a position where I was ridiculously far from home (a number of hours), with no transport in the freezing cold.
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#77

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opened a Vietnamese and Laos chick at a small bar..got blocked by the Bosnian bartender.
she did not get a tip tonight...

I have to 're adjust to club game in America.
I'm not use to getting so much combativeness from people.

I've never had do many guys try to jump in my conversations before.

I am the cock carousel
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#78

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Quote: (05-26-2012 10:12 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

[. . .] I put my phone back into my pocket and somehow the touch screen activated through my pants [. . .]

I wonder whether fapping earlier that day could've prevented that from happening.
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#79

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Quote: (07-22-2012 02:19 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

opened a Vietnamese and Laos chick at a small bar..got blocked by the Bosnian bartender.
she did not get a tip tonight...

I have to 're adjust to club game in America.
I'm not use to getting so much combativeness from people.

I've never had do many guys try to jump in my conversations before.

I hear you on this. Why the fuck does this happen so much? Especially if you are with a girl. Some dude hears one word you say and then wants to get into some debate about it or give you his story about whatever shit he gleaned from eavesdropping. I'm usually polite, but I'm always thinking 'get the fuck out of here dickhead.'
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#80

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It was closing time at a local bar with a lot of dominicans in it and i'm hunting around for some last hoorah pussy. I'm talking to this chick and all of a sudden some statuesque chick steps in front and i step my game into overdrive with the tall one. she was dominican had a crazy good body. So after about 3 min were going to my place.

on the way out its like trying to tame a tiger shes all over the place. and then she has to look for her cousin. we run into her cousin who is drunk as hell. and get into a cab. They pull some shenanigans about dropping the cousin first. the tall one is sooo down. me and her in the back and her cousin in the front. were going crazy in the back but so the cousin doesnt see but the cousin cockblocks like crazy in the end so i made them pay for the cab so fuckn pissed as they stayed literally like three blocks from my house.
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#81

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I was waiting at a bus stop . Two dudes and two chicks come up next to me. I ask them all where they're going. Dudes completely ignore me when I was addressing THEM as to not totally disrespect them in front of their chicks, which is my custom usually.
They ignore me. That was rude. So I ask again making sure I get a response this time from the girls. They are eager to have a conversation. So we talk for a little bit, turns out they aren't doing anything. Friendly conversation over, we get on the bus.

I'm on the seats that face each other on the front. They sit on the aisles more towards the middle. The two chicks are sitting together and the two dudes are sitting together, on each side of the aisle, separated. Ok, must be gay, who knows.

This chick sits next to me, so I talk to her, and we're vibing nicely.
Out of no where I hear these faggots HECKLING me. These cowards are throwing mad salt in my game and LOUD so we could both hear it.

I know ya'll have been in this situation before where cowards are passive aggressively heckling at you from the sidelines and you want to rip their heads off but you know the smart thing to do is just laugh about it and ignore them. But wow this is crazy right? How some dudes will fuck things up for you for no reason. You wouldn't even have a congenial conversation with me just 10 minutes ago? Now all of a sudden you're all in my business. WOWWwww. wow.

This has happened to me countless times on trains and buses btw.

Can we get a dialogue about this or what.
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#82

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Quote: (07-22-2012 09:15 AM)gds555 Wrote:  

Quote: (05-26-2012 10:12 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

[. . .] I put my phone back into my pocket and somehow the touch screen activated through my pants [. . .]

I wonder whether fapping earlier that day could've prevented that from happening.

Haha. I was working a construction job that summer, so I was sweating balls and it was the sweat that got to my phone.

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#83

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Quote: (07-22-2012 02:19 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

opened a Vietnamese and Laos chick at a small bar..got blocked by the Bosnian bartender.
she did not get a tip tonight...

I have to 're adjust to club game in America.
I'm not use to getting so much combativeness from people.

I've never had do many guys try to jump in my conversations before.

I was at my mechanic getting some stuff on my car fixed. A hot older woman with a fit yoga type body sits next to me, and I go in with some elderly chat. We talk for a bit and after five minutes have her laughing and the vibe is going well. Guy from the garage comes in and asks me something about my car, but that wasn't the cockblock. As I talk to him, this smooth older cat who looked to be in his late 40s and 50s piggybacks off my conversation and starts talking to her. By the time the guy from the garage is done talking to me he's got her mesmerized.

In my mind I was like wtf, I probably just got cockblocked by tenderman.
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#84

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Rolled into rooftop bar/restaurant suited down to meet up with my brother and his girl. Within 15 minutes the bartender, 8 hungarian, writes her number on a receipt and slides it across the bar to me, some hispanic dude asks for a light, i light him up and he rolls. I look down and the receipt is gone. Fucker snaked it from me. Maybe this needs to go in el mechs dick move thread.
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#85

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

I was out at a bar with my best friend and she brought her cousin who's a hot little piece from Trinidad. Her cousin is leaving NJ tomorrow to go back home. So I'm flirting with the Trini and laying some Apocalypse Game on her towards the end of the night (my exact words were "you should stay with me tonight, I can drive you back tomorrow").

The Trini girl was into it and asked her cousin's (my best friend) permission to go with me, and my friend said okay. I was ready to walk out the bar with her when my friend has a change of heart and said the Trini's a virgin and can't go home with me if she's drunk. I couldn't help but pout a bit and try to convince my friend, but her resistance got annoying so I angrily left. I feel bad not saying a proper goodbye to the Trini as she was sweet/naive, but holy fuck I was pissed.
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#86

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I'm still reeling from the worst cockblock of my life.

Was at a family event and sharing a hotel room with two sons of family friends. These dudes are both in their early twenties. One is really cool, the other one is a weak little bitch. He's probably gay.

So me and the cool guy are smoking cigarettes outside the hotel when a couple of cute girls come by. We start chatting to them and hit it off. Turns out they're both 18 and bored as hell since we're in the middle of nowhere. They're quick to accept our offer to hang out and get some drinks later.

After a long night of drinking and running game only one of them - a blonde with a hard body, a tan and a cute ass - is down. As the senior player on the team I decide the three of us should all go back to the room and see what happens. As soon as we sit down on the bed I start escalating and before I know it it's a full-on two dudes and one girl threesome.

Five minutes into me pounding away doggy style the creepy dude we're sharing a room with wakes up in the bed in the corner and starts whining. At first he's just bitterly muttering something under his breath which is easy to ignore. Finally his beta-rage-meter overflows and he calls out very loudly "GUYS, THIS ISN'T YOUR PRIVATE HONEYMOON SUITE! I NEED TO SLEEP!!" I told him to shut the fuck up. He goes off on some rant about respect and needing his sleep and BOOM, the whole mood is ruined, the girl gets self-conscious, gets dressed, apologises (!) to the cock blocking piece of shit and leaves.

Probably the worst breach of male solidarity I've ever experienced. He deserves to have his balls chopped off.

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#87

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That is horrible.

What a phaggot-i don't care how long it took-I might wait years until he had largely forgotten the incident or what I had to do- I would get my revenge.

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Quote: (08-11-2012 07:31 PM)rationalize_this Wrote:  

Rolled into rooftop bar/restaurant suited down to meet up with my brother and his girl. Within 15 minutes the bartender, 8 hungarian, writes her number on a receipt and slides it across the bar to me, some hispanic dude asks for a light, i light him up and he rolls. I look down and the receipt is gone. Fucker snaked it from me. Maybe this needs to go in el mechs dick move thread.

why the fuck did you not just ask for her number again. The snaky mexican story would have earned a few chuckles.
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#89

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Quote: (08-20-2012 08:13 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

I'm still reeling from the worst cockblock of my life.

Was at a family event and sharing a hotel room with two sons of family friends. These dudes are both in their early twenties. One is really cool, the other one is a weak little bitch. He's probably gay.

So me and the cool guy are smoking cigarettes outside the hotel when a couple of cute girls come by. We start chatting to them and hit it off. Turns out they're both 18 and bored as hell since we're in the middle of nowhere. They're quick to accept our offer to hang out and get some drinks later.

After a long night of drinking and running game only one of them - a blonde with a hard body, a tan and a cute ass - is down. As the senior player on the team I decide the three of us should all go back to the room and see what happens. As soon as we sit down on the bed I start escalating and before I know it it's a full-on two dudes and one girl threesome.

Five minutes into me pounding away doggy style the creepy dude we're sharing a room with wakes up in the bed in the corner and starts whining. At first he's just bitterly muttering something under his breath which is easy to ignore. Finally his beta-rage-meter overflows and he calls out very loudly "GUYS, THIS ISN'T YOUR PRIVATE HONEYMOON SUITE! I NEED TO SLEEP!!" I told him to shut the fuck up. He goes off on some rant about respect and needing his sleep and BOOM, the whole mood is ruined, the girl gets self-conscious, gets dressed, apologises (!) to the cock blocking piece of shit and leaves.

Probably the worst breach of male solidarity I've ever experienced. He deserves to have his balls chopped off.

hahaha what a little slut, and what a little bitch.

howd u isolate the girl from her friend?
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#90

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Caligula at least you got it in man! I probably would have chucked the dudes shit out the window or something.

I just got cockblocked by poor game or something I dunno.

I tried to run my vino-beach-swoop maneuver (patent pending) But came up short. Met this cute 18 year old at the beach after a harsh flake a week prior (I assumed she was on the rag). She replies to all of my texts nearly instantly and uses tons of smiley faces. We get to the beach talk about shit for a long ass time, I try to keep it focused on her because I've realized a problem in my talking to much. All is going well and the sun has set, bugs are out in full force so I say "damn we're getting eaten alive lets go watch a movie at my place" She drives me to my place (shes 0.5 bottle wine in). We get to my place, shes kind of drunk and getting flirtier. I go to the bathroom, come back and sit down next to her and she says "soooo uhhhh that movie" I put some tv show on. I'm feeling the wine and get into the tv show and don't make a move. After its over (30mins) I'm quick to makeout, its like shes 12 years old, she'll shove her tongue down my throat twice then give a peck EVERY TIME. Anyways I'm rounding those bases thinking I've just hit a homerun, no resistance whatsoever getting to her pussy. I try to finger it and it has huge flappy inner labia, like I couldn't even find the clit what the hell. So I try to stick my fingers in, shes super tight (18 year old pussy usually is) and shes like the fuckin sahara desert. I try to makeout more, I get on top and start dry humping her. I lift her shirt up and start kissing her stomach. She stops me and says "hey, look I'm not going to have sex with you" I chuckle in my head thinking "thats what they all say" right after she follows with "because I've been sleeping people after meeting them once wayyyyyyy too much lately" My boner deflates -- how is this even possible, is this some kind of shitty 'chick game' where she tries to make it seem like shes experienced (which she wasn't, shes probably way behind her highschool peers in the makeout category). So I roll off her, we talk a bit. I makeout again and guide her hand towards my dick in a last ditch attempt for sum puzzy. She gladly handles my shit like its completely familiar. Then she stops and says "im super sleepy im gonna go now" I walk her to her car and she gives me a cheek kiss. I wanted to channel my inner asshole and say "bitch you just were grabbing my cock like it was a life preserver I'm gonna need more than a cheek-peck." then have her blow me in the carpark.

Anyways, thoughts on where I fucked up?
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Quote: (08-20-2012 10:15 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

That is horrible.

What a phaggot-i don't care how long it took-I might wait years until he had largely forgotten the incident or what I had to do- I would get my revenge.

Yeah, he has something coming.

Quote:HiFlo Wrote:

howd u isolate the girl from her friend?

She decided to leave early since she was working in the morning. A few hours passed between her leaving and the rest of us hitting the room. She was very cool and there were no cockblocky vibes coming from her at all.

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Quote: (08-21-2012 01:03 AM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

Caligula at least you got it in man! I probably would have chucked the dudes shit out the window or something.

I just got cockblocked by poor game or something I dunno.

I tried to run my vino-beach-swoop maneuver (patent pending) But came up short. Met this cute 18 year old at the beach after a harsh flake a week prior (I assumed she was on the rag). She replies to all of my texts nearly instantly and uses tons of smiley faces. We get to the beach talk about shit for a long ass time, I try to keep it focused on her because I've realized a problem in my talking to much. All is going well and the sun has set, bugs are out in full force so I say "damn we're getting eaten alive lets go watch a movie at my place" She drives me to my place (shes 0.5 bottle wine in). We get to my place, shes kind of drunk and getting flirtier. I go to the bathroom, come back and sit down next to her and she says "soooo uhhhh that movie" I put some tv show on. I'm feeling the wine and get into the tv show and don't make a move. After its over (30mins) I'm quick to makeout, its like shes 12 years old, she'll shove her tongue down my throat twice then give a peck EVERY TIME. Anyways I'm rounding those bases thinking I've just hit a homerun, no resistance whatsoever getting to her pussy. I try to finger it and it has huge flappy inner labia, like I couldn't even find the clit what the hell. So I try to stick my fingers in, shes super tight (18 year old pussy usually is) and shes like the fuckin sahara desert. I try to makeout more, I get on top and start dry humping her. I lift her shirt up and start kissing her stomach. She stops me and says "hey, look I'm not going to have sex with you" I chuckle in my head thinking "thats what they all say" right after she follows with "because I've been sleeping people after meeting them once wayyyyyyy too much lately" My boner deflates -- how is this even possible, is this some kind of shitty 'chick game' where she tries to make it seem like shes experienced (which she wasn't, shes probably way behind her highschool peers in the makeout category). So I roll off her, we talk a bit. I makeout again and guide her hand towards my dick in a last ditch attempt for sum puzzy. She gladly handles my shit like its completely familiar. Then she stops and says "im super sleepy im gonna go now" I walk her to her car and she gives me a cheek kiss. I wanted to channel my inner asshole and say "bitch you just were grabbing my cock like it was a life preserver I'm gonna need more than a cheek-peck." then have her blow me in the carpark.

Anyways, thoughts on where I fucked up?

Damn, I feel for you - I've had this kind of thing happen to me a few times. Not sure what it is. Maybe lack of attraction? Lack of comfort? While it's probably a lie that she's been having a lot of random ONS considering how inexperienced she seemed, her using THAT as an excuse hints that she's not comfortable around you yet. Maybe work on forging a stronger emotional connection with her?

My impression is that if you lead well, younger girls will go along with you for longer than they're comfortable with due to inertia and then suddenly they 'wake up' and decide it's time to leave.

An 18 year old girl I dated was similar at first. We went back to my place twice and made out, I fingered her and but both times she didn't seem comfortable and shut it down. I kept making plans with her and she was always chatty and happy to meet (thanks Roosh for reminding us that there's no punishment in going for sex). Took that as my signal to persist. Sure enough, on the third or the fourth date the LMR magically evaporated as if she had decided it was going to happen that night and we dated for about six months after.

In hindsight she was always skeptical about my motives, suspected that I was seeing other girls on the side and generally eager for signs of commitment. It was comfort that was lacking in the early stages. In the end I fucked up that relationship by not picking up on those signs and over-gaming throughout. I was still learning to calibrate at the time.

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Yeah man its just got me thinking since the exact same situation has happened twice recently. She gladly accepts going back to my place and when she gets there I can tell she isn't that comfortable so I slow it down a bit. Once we start making out they follow along like you said and BAM they have an "oshit what am I doing" moment and hastily leave.

I definitely need to work on forging a better emotional connection. I have a hard time seeing things from their point of view. While I was on the date my attitude was "well shes hot enough to bang so I'm just going to do the requisite game then get her back to my place and bang, its a sure thing - Im fucking awesome after all" When in her mind its "I've known this guy for hours at most and I'm already back at his place, I think I like him but is he a player, he seems so experienced getting into my pants I shouldn't do this I mean hes like a total stranger blah blah blah" Now to learn how to pretend to give a fuck.
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#94

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WC check out roissy's recent posts with game tips specifically for endo or ectomorphs. I don't know which category you're in but in one of the posts he discusses ways to work around not having strong empathy.

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She stops me and says "hey, look I'm not going to have sex with you" I chuckle in my head thinking "thats what they all say" right after she follows with "because I've been sleeping people after meeting them once wayyyyyyy too much lately"

^^^ This just happened to me last week. It's seriously the worst thing you can hear, basically saying I do this often but just decided not to be a slut anymore. Though I have pounded through this before, with a girl that gave up guys for lent then broke it for me. But that shit is really annoying.
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#96

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Another cockblock. Self-proclaimed slut, 18 years old. She kept shit-testing by getting me to chug my drink and asking me if she looked fat. Kept strong frame. She was hungry for validation but got off on heavy teasing and ambiguous responses.

At some point she jumped me in the bar, we made out, she pulled out her tit. That probably gave her her validation fix and she was on to a dude she's been fucking regularly within twenty minutes. Should have withheld the makeout until we were back at base.

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Quote: (08-22-2012 12:11 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Another cockblock. Self-proclaimed slut, 18 years old. She kept shit-testing by getting me to chug my drink and asking me if she looked fat. Kept strong frame. She was hungry for validation but got off on heavy teasing and ambiguous responses.

At some point she jumped me in the bar, we made out, she pulled out her tit. That probably gave her her validation fix and she was on to a dude she's been fucking regularly within twenty minutes. Should have withheld the makeout until we were back at base.

Making out with her was the right move. Not accepting sexual advances from a girl during the nighttime almost always makes a man look weak.

If you're playing the validation game and a girl makes out with you, just say right afterwards, "I give that kiss a 6 out of 10" or something like that so she has to work for your approval again.

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Quote: (08-22-2012 12:33 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

Quote: (08-22-2012 12:11 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

Another cockblock. Self-proclaimed slut, 18 years old. She kept shit-testing by getting me to chug my drink and asking me if she looked fat. Kept strong frame. She was hungry for validation but got off on heavy teasing and ambiguous responses.

At some point she jumped me in the bar, we made out, she pulled out her tit. That probably gave her her validation fix and she was on to a dude she's been fucking regularly within twenty minutes. Should have withheld the makeout until we were back at base.

Making out with her was the right move. Not accepting sexual advances from a girl during the nighttime almost always makes a man look weak.

If you're playing the validation game and a girl makes out with you, just say right afterwards, "I give that kiss a 6 out of 10" or something like that so she has to work for your approval again.

Good call. I allowed her to turn the tables with the makeout instead of just going back to validation and teasing as if nothing had happened.

The other mistake was not aggressively pushing a venue bounce when I found out the other dude was there. Got back from taking a piss and she was with him and his crew making out with him. They looked like thugs and were glowering at me so the situation was sensitive.

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Quote: (08-20-2012 08:13 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

I'm still reeling from the worst cockblock of my life.

Was at a family event and sharing a hotel room with two sons of family friends. These dudes are both in their early twenties. One is really cool, the other one is a weak little bitch. He's probably gay.

So me and the cool guy are smoking cigarettes outside the hotel when a couple of cute girls come by. We start chatting to them and hit it off. Turns out they're both 18 and bored as hell since we're in the middle of nowhere. They're quick to accept our offer to hang out and get some drinks later.

After a long night of drinking and running game only one of them - a blonde with a hard body, a tan and a cute ass - is down. As the senior player on the team I decide the three of us should all go back to the room and see what happens. As soon as we sit down on the bed I start escalating and before I know it it's a full-on two dudes and one girl threesome.

Five minutes into me pounding away doggy style the creepy dude we're sharing a room with wakes up in the bed in the corner and starts whining. At first he's just bitterly muttering something under his breath which is easy to ignore. Finally his beta-rage-meter overflows and he calls out very loudly "GUYS, THIS ISN'T YOUR PRIVATE HONEYMOON SUITE! I NEED TO SLEEP!!" I told him to shut the fuck up. He goes off on some rant about respect and needing his sleep and BOOM, the whole mood is ruined, the girl gets self-conscious, gets dressed, apologises (!) to the cock blocking piece of shit and leaves.

Probably the worst breach of male solidarity I've ever experienced. He deserves to have his balls chopped off.
Would you have let him join in if he tried? I would of woke up and shoved my dick in her mouth while giving you a high 5 [Image: tard.gif]

Quote: (08-21-2012 02:04 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

WC check out roissy's recent posts with game tips specifically for endo or ectomorphs. I don't know which category you're in but in one of the posts he discusses ways to work around not having strong empathy.
Link?
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Quote: (08-22-2012 11:26 PM)houston Wrote:  

Would you have let him join in if he tried? I would of woke up and shoved my dick in her mouth while giving you a high 5 [Image: tard.gif]

Haha sure, I ain't greedy.

Quote: (08-21-2012 02:04 PM)Caligula Wrote:  

WC check out roissy's recent posts with game tips specifically for endo or ectomorphs. I don't know which category you're in but in one of the posts he discusses ways to work around not having strong empathy.

Quote:houston Wrote:

Link?

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/08/1...mesomorph/

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/08/1...endomorph/

http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2012/08/1...ectomorph/

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