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I was skeptical of so many people being in the equation to the overall success of my bang for that evening.

[Image: lol.gif] Rightly so!

I had a robbery pulled on me like that in Colombia in a similar way (social circle guy friend). I was in disbelief that they were kissing and for a second thought they were just talking very closely.
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#52

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Quote: (05-26-2012 10:12 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Man I would be livid - I hate when technology fucks me over!


One time I had a girl who took my number in a club sent me a text message for the first contact.

I was like "Alls clear ahead! Smooth sailing boys!"

But then I put my phone back into my pocket and somehow the touch screen activated through my pants and called the girl. She didn't pick up and sent another text saying "Oh I'm at soccer now, I can't talk now".

I knew immediately I had lost my chances with the girl, and she took the call as a sign of extreme neediness.

Since then, I always keep my touch screen phones locked.

I can trump that.

A fortnight back I went out and met this super nice 17 year old. I took her number and could of closed her that night if not for the fact I was meeting a girl later in the evening. Anyway a couple of days later I wake at 5:00 in the morning to hear a faint voice,then I noticed I'd somehow rolled onto my phone in my sleep and called the 17 year old accidently. I didn't say anything but just hung up. Got the inevitable text later that day telling me I was a prick.

Never fall asleep with your phone on the bed.
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#53

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I got cockblocked by my Android phone Friday night.

Close to closing time sidled up to a really cute chick with stylish glasses, tapped her on the shoulder, and used the Roosh line "you girls look like you're having the most fun here"

She opened right up and we hit it off really well and quickly. Realized I couldn't fclose because she was with two friends in from out of town so went for the number close. Had her type her number into my "new contacts" function. She gave me a few suggestive bicep rubs as she left. All was looking well.

Until I checked my phone Sat am and saw her number was not in there. Fuck! That's not the first time my android phone has failed to save a new contact-must be a bug.

Decided from now on I'm just going to hit the call function and have her type her number there and then hit call (and telling her what i'm doing), this will save her number in my call log until I can transfer it to my contacts

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there!- Captain Ron
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#54

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It seems that phones are not only indirect cockblockers by competing with you for the girl's attention, but some of them hate you so much that they go out of their way to screw up your bangs! It's like "Angry Cockblockers ™".

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#55

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To keep the thread moving.
I got cockblocked a couple days ago in paris.
By none other than an american girl


I walked up to a group of about 6 girls to ask if any of them had a lighter. I noticed all of them had been kicked out of a club and were standing around clueless so it was fair game.

I ask for a lighter and the short fat troll immediately says no(This is paris, But I approach in german because french girls are much more likely to talk if you don't start in english)..All the girls are kinda confused looking..so i asked if they speak english.
The girls light up..but the troll says no..
right now Im already pissed saying.
You must be stupid..youre speaking english right now.
You must be the american of the group.
She was getting pissed off and I kept ranting on how americans are always the fat rude ones in the city.

She grabs one of the sexier girls hands and pulls her away.
The whole time this girl is looking back at me smiling trying to wave goodbye
-_- i never did get to light my cigarette

In this situation..my fat,loud,rude shaming worked

The other girls threw that chick right under the bus.. apologizing and saying they barely even knew the girl and were kinda glad she left.

Either way..the girl i wanted was dragged away..even if my fat shaming worked..I still lost the girl.

Luckily another group of french girls hung around.
one of my friends got a instant make out from some girl on her birthday fuck binge

I am the cock carousel
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#56

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I worked in the hospitality industry for a long time, in Aus, NYC and Toronto, one thing always in common is the staff see EVERYTHING, funny the shit you see when people are wasted. Alot of the fun for people working these jobs is to laugh and gossip often at the patrons expense. Best tip make friends with the club/ pub etc venue workers even just one or 2 of them (the rest will notice) I guess im just repeating pre selection game now, so i wont go on. Just saying how effective it can be, from someone who has seen it from the other side for a long time, ESPECIALLY good with younger girls.

I would say dont take dates to the same venue all the time if you can avoid it, unless you are friendly with the staff/regular patrons. The best part about traveling, you will usually be long gone before it matters anyway.
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#57

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This last Saturday night about 2 am the clubs are letting out and I'm chilling leaning against the fence minding my own business when this little 6/10 petite filipina American college type walks up and asks me for a smoke. (Fuck me sideways if I didn't immediately think of G and his constant preaching of cigarette game) But I don't smoke and never will so I'm like "Nahh sorry"...so she's like "aww..blah blah blah. Then she pauses and says "so, what's your name?"...now she's not really my type but I immediately switch to full systems on when its just rolling up on the street like that. So I do a dramatic pause with a cool half smile and say.....nothing because right then her little 5/10 average Asian friend grabbed her arm hard and pulled her away down the street.
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#58

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I have been epically cock-blocked to an unprecedented level by the most effective of all. My Wing!!! Well, I walk up to a table of 5, 2 girls and 3 guys. One of the guys is my wing, here and there. I soon notice that, he is escalating with one of the chicks...and she seems to be mildly receptive. THe other girl is chatting with two guys that I met a few hours before, but I couldn't help but notice how hot this one was for our location (DC and she was a 9). Well, the guys are cool guys so, I just stick to normal chit-chat, being that I can't tell if she is with one of them. Well, mid convo she responds to me, Que? Than said something else in spanish to me. So I WENT IN (in spanish of coarse). Consequently, Within 2 min flat. She is leaving the bar with me... But wait not so fast!!

well my wing grabs her friend in a way they perceive to be aggressive and she tells him to stop(then she spanks his hand while its on the other girl).

Now... No biggie!!! they are still excited to go and drink rum(at my house and then go dancing salsa). That was a minor thing, especially since they were leaving to go and drink with us at HOME FIRST!!! Instead of damage control, He FLIPS and yells don't you ever touch me.( I said dude please chill out.. the mission is complete now) Then he proceeds to act and yell like an damn idiot.

Well, the girls still left with me only... but the vibe was now off. Everyone was sobered up from that. So we went straight to the club(they were no longer down to drink at home) and danced. Then went home separately, plus the other was not living in same city as I but was leaving that morning. SMDMFH!!!

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but its like soon as I cum... I come to my senses."
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#59

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Quote: (06-18-2012 06:33 AM)kazz Wrote:  

I worked in the hospitality industry for a long time, in Aus, NYC and Toronto, one thing always in common is the staff see EVERYTHING, funny the shit you see when people are wasted. Alot of the fun for people working these jobs is to laugh and gossip often at the patrons expense.

I don't see what they have to laugh about. Bartenders, busboys, dishwashers, and doormen ID Checkers are the lowest of the low - nothing more than servants who get paid next to minimum wage while the bar owner is pocketing $6.50 for every $7 drink sold. Get a real f'n job.
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#60

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Quote: (06-19-2012 07:16 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

Quote: (06-18-2012 06:33 AM)kazz Wrote:  

I worked in the hospitality industry for a long time, in Aus, NYC and Toronto, one thing always in common is the staff see EVERYTHING, funny the shit you see when people are wasted. Alot of the fun for people working these jobs is to laugh and gossip often at the patrons expense.

I don't see what they have to laugh about. Bartenders, busboys, dishwashers, and doormen ID Checkers are the lowest of the low - nothing more than servants who get paid next to minimum wage while the bar owner is pocketing $6.50 for every $7 drink sold. Get a real f'n job.

Bartenders in the states and Canada make much more money than people with a real job.
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#61

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God fucking damnit.

Had a date, would not let me close so ended around 11. Went out solo to a nearby bar, met an Irish girl, making out hard, her legs on mine, etc. Bar closes, walking hand in hand, runs into her fucking friend and out of nowhere they just run off and say we'll be back. Well they never came back. Now I'm sitting here typing instead of getting my Irish flag. Sucks. Why the hell do girls do this??

I am outrageously frustrated.
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#62

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Quote: (06-23-2012 04:36 AM)slubu Wrote:  

God fucking damnit.

Had a date, would not let me close so ended around 11. Went out solo to a nearby bar, met an Irish girl, making out hard, her legs on mine, etc. Bar closes, walking hand in hand, runs into her fucking friend and out of nowhere they just run off and say we'll be back. Well they never came back. Now I'm sitting here typing instead of getting my Irish flag. Sucks. Why the hell do girls do this??

I am outrageously frustrated.

Don't let that stuff get to you. Chalk it off to the game. On to the next.
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#63

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Quote: (06-23-2012 07:13 AM)dk902 Wrote:  

Quote: (06-23-2012 04:36 AM)slubu Wrote:  

God fucking damnit.

Had a date, would not let me close so ended around 11. Went out solo to a nearby bar, met an Irish girl, making out hard, her legs on mine, etc. Bar closes, walking hand in hand, runs into her fucking friend and out of nowhere they just run off and say we'll be back. Well they never came back. Now I'm sitting here typing instead of getting my Irish flag. Sucks. Why the hell do girls do this??

I am outrageously frustrated.

Don't let that stuff get to you. Chalk it off to the game. On to the next.

I was just a bit tipsy last night - could care less this morning. Like you said...on to the next.
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Quote: (06-23-2012 04:36 AM)slubu Wrote:  

God fucking damnit.

Had a date, would not let me close so ended around 11. Went out solo to a nearby bar, met an Irish girl, making out hard, her legs on mine, etc. Bar closes, walking hand in hand, runs into her fucking friend and out of nowhere they just run off and say we'll be back. Well they never came back. Now I'm sitting here typing instead of getting my Irish flag. Sucks. Why the hell do girls do this??

I am outrageously frustrated.

What would you do differently next time? You generally won't be able to convince her to leave her friend, so I'm thinkin inviting yourself along would be the best bet, then attempt to re-isolate her later on. Thoughts?
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#65

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Quote: (06-23-2012 08:11 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

Quote: (06-23-2012 04:36 AM)slubu Wrote:  

God fucking damnit.

Had a date, would not let me close so ended around 11. Went out solo to a nearby bar, met an Irish girl, making out hard, her legs on mine, etc. Bar closes, walking hand in hand, runs into her fucking friend and out of nowhere they just run off and say we'll be back. Well they never came back. Now I'm sitting here typing instead of getting my Irish flag. Sucks. Why the hell do girls do this??

I am outrageously frustrated.

What would you do differently next time? You generally won't be able to convince her to leave her friend, so I'm thinkin inviting yourself along would be the best bet, then attempt to re-isolate her later on. Thoughts?

When it happens in the blink of an eye so quick like that it's tough. You can't exactly tag along (needy/weird vibe). They might have been going to the toilet together or some shit? It's essentially a lose-lose. And sometimes those situations are unavoidable.

I had that happen to me in LA, I was with a girl for 2 hours, her friend was gone, until as I was just about to go she turns up saying she lost everyone. My bitch being the honorable one looks after her, goes out with her friend and guess what she says 'I'll be back in a minute!' [Image: lol.gif]
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#66

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Quote: (06-23-2012 08:19 PM)dk902 Wrote:  

When it happens in the blink of an eye so quick like that it's tough. You can't exactly tag along (needy/weird vibe). They might have been going to the toilet together or some shit? It's essentially a lose-lose. And sometimes those situations are unavoidable.

I agree that it is hard to figure out what to do the first time it happens, which is why I asked about what to do the 2nd time it happens since it is kind of a common thing.

IMO yes tagging along may be interpreted as needy upon analysis, but if it's a hail-mary last effort what have you got to lose? Unless there's a better way that a forum member has devised?
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#67

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IMO yes tagging along may be interpreted as needy upon analysis, but if it's a hail-mary last effort what have you got to lose? Unless there's a better way that a forum member has devised?

Agreed you really have nothing to lose in that situation so you can go out all guns blazing. Anything goes.
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#68

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Quote: (06-23-2012 08:11 PM)HiFlo Wrote:  

Quote: (06-23-2012 04:36 AM)slubu Wrote:  

God fucking damnit.

Had a date, would not let me close so ended around 11. Went out solo to a nearby bar, met an Irish girl, making out hard, her legs on mine, etc. Bar closes, walking hand in hand, runs into her fucking friend and out of nowhere they just run off and say we'll be back. Well they never came back. Now I'm sitting here typing instead of getting my Irish flag. Sucks. Why the hell do girls do this??

I am outrageously frustrated.

What would you do differently next time? You generally won't be able to convince her to leave her friend, so I'm thinkin inviting yourself along would be the best bet, then attempt to re-isolate her later on. Thoughts?
"Let me follow you and use the restroom at your place"
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#69

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A couple of weeks back I was at this place on the countryside in the middle of nowhere, (pretty much) sober and solo. A short window of opportunity to approach a girl I had scouted presented itself but I hesitated and I thereafter just walked around disappointed i didn't do anything (while missing out on more opportnities with other girls).

After a while saw her again though, this time alone, and went right at it. A variant of the mistaken identity opener, little chit-chat and the G in Galnuc even though it was night game (I have actually been using that semi-conciously even before reading Day Bang).

We were making out after 1-2 minutes and after 10 minutes I had her in my car (mostly on her initiative) ready to go. Then I realise I don't have a condom and since I have a bad case of hypochondria I decided it simply wasn't worth it. Her friend calls and wonder where she is so I decide we go back. Maybe I can find a condom somwhere - and besides, she's been laying almost naked in my car so this is a done deal already right?

Wrong. We run in to her ugly friend who says:

- Where have you been? How come you're the only one who's getting cock tonight? This isn't fair, I'm not letting you be with him.

They stand around arguing for like 20 minutes. At one point my girl just bursts out:

- Please, I just want cock!

But I already see where this is heading. She is 18 and not secure enough to decide for herself so she says it's not happening. I take her number and she leaves. I've been cockblocked before (but never this blatantly) so of course I committed some mistakes but the lack of self-awareness of that ugly-ass bitch...

Lessons:

Always carry a condom with me.
Avoid girls' friends as much as possible.
Vote for any party willing to legalize violence against female cockblockers.
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#70

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A couple of weeks back I was at this place on the countryside in the middle of nowhere, (pretty much) sober and solo. A short window of opportunity to approach a girl I had scouted presented itself but I hesitated and I thereafter just walked around disappointed i didn't do anything (while missing out on more opportnities with other girls).

After a while saw her again though, this time alone, and went right at it. A variant of the mistaken identity opener, little chit-chat and the G in Galnuc even though it was night game (I have actually been using that semi-conciously even before reading Day Bang, it's great).

We were making out after 1-2 minutes and after less than 10 minutes I had her in my car (mostly on her initiative) ready to go. Then I realise I don't have a condom and since I have a bad case of hypochondria I decided it simply wasn't worth it. Her friend calls and wonder where she is so I decide we go back. Maybe I can find a condom somwhere - and besides, she's been laying almost naked in my car so this is a done deal already right?

Wrong. We run in to her ugly friend who says:

- Where have you been? How come you're the only one who's getting cock tonight? This isn't fair, I'm not letting you be with him.

They stand around arguing for like 20 minutes, people around us are listening. At one point my girl just bursts out:

- Please, I just want cock!

But I already see where this is heading. She is 18 and not secure enough to decide for herself so she says it's not happening. I take her number and she leaves. I've been cockblocked before (though never this blatantly) so of course I committed some mistakes but the lack of self-awareness of that ugly-ass bitch...it was so obvious she was just jealous.

Lessons:

Always carry a condom with me.
Avoid girls' friends as much as possible.
Vote for any party willing to legalize violence against female cockblockers.
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Quote: (07-20-2012 01:03 PM)solo Wrote:  

A couple of weeks back I was at this place on the countryside in the middle of nowhere, (pretty much) sober and solo. A short window of opportunity to approach a girl I had scouted presented itself but I hesitated and I thereafter just walked around disappointed i didn't do anything (while missing out on more opportnities with other girls).

After a while saw her again though, this time alone, and went right at it. A variant of the mistaken identity opener, little chit-chat and the G in Galnuc even though it was night game (I have actually been using that semi-conciously even before reading Day Bang, it's great).

We were making out after 1-2 minutes and after less than 10 minutes I had her in my car (mostly on her initiative) ready to go. Then I realise I don't have a condom and since I have a bad case of hypochondria I decided it simply wasn't worth it. Her friend calls and wonder where she is so I decide we go back. Maybe I can find a condom somwhere - and besides, she's been laying almost naked in my car so this is a done deal already right?

Wrong. We run in to her ugly friend who says:

- Where have you been? How come you're the only one who's getting cock tonight? This isn't fair, I'm not letting you be with him.

They stand around arguing for like 20 minutes, people around us are listening. At one point my girl just bursts out:

- Please, I just want cock!

But I already see where this is heading. She is 18 and not secure enough to decide for herself so she says it's not happening. I take her number and she leaves. I've been cockblocked before (though never this blatantly) so of course I committed some mistakes but the lack of self-awareness of that ugly-ass bitch...it was so obvious she was just jealous.

Lessons:

Always carry a condom with me.
Avoid girls' friends as much as possible.
Vote for any party willing to legalize violence against female cockblockers.
I hope you're kidding
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#72

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Quote: (07-20-2012 01:03 PM)solo Wrote:  

They stand around arguing for like 20 minutes, people around us are listening. At one point my girl just bursts out:

- Please, I just want cock!

Dude, I hate to say it, but the cockblock was by you, not her friend. This was straight up fuck up avoidance game, because you did everything else right. Anyway, no point getting angry about it, but given your hypochondria, the first thing you should do is buy 30 condoms and stick some in your trunk, and some in your glove box.
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Quote: (07-20-2012 01:24 PM)Menace Wrote:  

Quote: (07-20-2012 01:03 PM)solo Wrote:  

They stand around arguing for like 20 minutes, people around us are listening. At one point my girl just bursts out:

- Please, I just want cock!

Dude, I hate to say it, but the cockblock was by you, not her friend. This was straight up fuck up avoidance game, because you did everything else right. Anyway, no point getting angry about it, but given your hypochondria, the first thing you should do is buy 30 condoms and stick some in your trunk, and some in your glove box.
That chick is posting on a girl game forum the same story and how she got LMR she couldn't get past
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#74

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Quote: (07-20-2012 03:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (07-20-2012 01:24 PM)Menace Wrote:  

Quote: (07-20-2012 01:03 PM)solo Wrote:  

They stand around arguing for like 20 minutes, people around us are listening. At one point my girl just bursts out:

- Please, I just want cock!

Dude, I hate to say it, but the cockblock was by you, not her friend. This was straight up fuck up avoidance game, because you did everything else right. Anyway, no point getting angry about it, but given your hypochondria, the first thing you should do is buy 30 condoms and stick some in your trunk, and some in your glove box.
That chick is posting on a girl game forum the same story and how she got LMR she couldn't get past

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#75

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Sorry I see I accidentally made a double post when editing.

el mech: no, true story I'm afraid.

Menace: There has been severeal occurences where my fuck up avoidance game has sucked actually, but I'm starting to get better at it now. I see the point of assuming all responsibility myself and like I said it was a mistake not to always carry condoms, but still, I never imagined something like that would happen and I don't think we as men should even implicitly accept cockblocking as a phenomenon, even though you're right we should prepare ourself to avoid it.

Samseau, your link isn't working. I sometimes get paranoid even when using a condom so I think my (rare) raw dogging days are over. I know, it's related to my inner game issues, but I simply don't think it's worth it and I want to take responsability for living life the way I want it.
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