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http://gawker.com/5900663/pranksters-pra...s-somebody

This wouldn't work in L.A. where celebs are a dime a dozen and noone cares that much, but if you're in a small to medium sized town this would be a fun experiment to throw together...

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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#2

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Wow, that was fascinating and disturbing. Chicks really do dig fame.
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#3

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There's books like How to Become Famous in Two Weeks or Less, but its become dated as too orientated to newspapers and magazines.

"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
--Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
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#4

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hahaha, that's awesome.

If you had a good crew of guys, maybe you could take turns playing 'celebrity' and 'security detail.' Then go somewhere where you can take chicks home immediately, instead of a mall with 16 year olds.

Then you bust a nut inside her and laugh in her face that you're just an every day normal guy. Hello false rape accusation!

I think this would still work in LA, just not in a hotspot like Hollywood. I'm a little surprised the chicks didn't whip out their phone and call him out.
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#5

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This happened in VA somewhere (according to YouTube vid)...not sure if it's Tyson's Corner or some other mall.
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#6

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hahaha

one time one of my friends got into a club for free because his friends dressed up in suits pretending to be bodyguards and he said he was a mexican film star (it was the international film fest)

my friends have actually talked about doing this before. now I really want to.
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A friend tried this, actually worked. He had 2 big 6'2 guys in black shirts and dress pants escort him to the club while wearing $300 prada glasses at night lmao I think the less likely it is to happen the easier you can pull it off. No one knows how these things are done in real life such as bouncers calling into nightclubs or mall beforehand to notify them that a celebrity will be showing up and they will need the vip room or extra security.
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Hilarious. People weren't even sure who he was, but still didn't want to take the chance that they were in the midst of someone famous and miss out on it. Folks were handing him their babies!

@basilransom - it would certainly make for an interesting legal test case if someone banged a chick under the pretense of being a celeb, then admitted they weren't after the act and she brought a rape charge. It's one of those cases where you may not be found guilty in a criminal trial, but civil? Not so sure.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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Haha. This guy should be a honorary RVF member. Boss.
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Quote: (04-10-2012 04:09 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Hilarious. People weren't even sure who he was, but still didn't want to take the chance that they were in the midst of someone famous and miss out on it. Folks were handing him their babies!

@basilransom - it would certainly make for an interesting legal test case if someone banged a chick under the pretense of being a celeb, then admitted they weren't after the act and she brought a rape charge. It's one of those cases where you may not be found guilty in a criminal trial, but civil? Not so sure.

That actually happened in Israel. A Palestinian claimed to be Jewish, and when the girl found out the truth, she cried rape.

The judge gave him 18 months for 'rape by deception.' The judge claimed "If she hadn't thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have cooperated." Which is bullshit, considering they met and fucked the same day.

Link: http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/new...e-1.302895

There was a case in MA, but that was a guy pretending to be someone else, specifically his brother, to bang his brother's girlfriend. I hate slippery slope arguments, but 'rape by deception' is a huge huge slippery slope. Pretending to be someone's husband to gain sexual access is very shady. But a guy shouldn't get charged with rape for say, pretending to make a lot of money.
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Quote: (04-10-2012 04:43 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Quote: (04-10-2012 04:09 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

Hilarious. People weren't even sure who he was, but still didn't want to take the chance that they were in the midst of someone famous and miss out on it. Folks were handing him their babies!

@basilransom - it would certainly make for an interesting legal test case if someone banged a chick under the pretense of being a celeb, then admitted they weren't after the act and she brought a rape charge. It's one of those cases where you may not be found guilty in a criminal trial, but civil? Not so sure.

That actually happened in Israel. A Palestinian claimed to be Jewish, and when the girl found out the truth, she cried rape.

The judge gave him 18 months for 'rape by deception.' The judge claimed "If she hadn't thought the accused was a Jewish bachelor interested in a serious romantic relationship, she would not have cooperated." Which is bullshit, considering they met and fucked the same day.

Link: http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/new...e-1.302895

There was a case in MA, but that was a guy pretending to be someone else, specifically his brother, to bang his brother's girlfriend. I hate slippery slope arguments, but 'rape by deception' is a huge huge slippery slope. Pretending to be someone's husband to gain sexual access is very shady. But a guy shouldn't get charged with rape for say, pretending to make a lot of money.

To account for the deception, I could see it getting plead down to some other form of sexual charge, with the guy not getting any time. Bottom line, the chick decided to fuck him - he didn't take it by force. You'd have to really look at these kinds of things case-by-case, with all the circumstances taken into account. But we can't start sending guys to prison because of what boils down to buyer's remorse.

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best when no one is watching."
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I have done something similar twice.

First time:It was me, two male friends, and one their girlfriends going out. I talked the guys into all suiting up. We were all pretty tipsy and pretended to be her bodyguards as we entered the club. Not a single one of us got carded (she looks young as hell), the bouncers didn't say a word to us, we had a dedicated bartender to give us table service. The owner even came over at one point and asked if we would like a bouncer to pull security at our table.



Second time: Four of us went together, all males. My buddy and I walked straight up to a VIP table that was raised above the dancefloor and everyone could see us. We just raised the ropes and walked in. Sitting there bullshitting a waiter came up and confronted us. I was ready to accept defeat and move on.

"Excuse me, but this area is for VIP only. Bottle service only" - waiter
"Well....what the fuck do you think were doing here? Are you going to bring me your bottle menu or just sit here and insult me to my face?" - friend
"Oh, so sorry sir. I will be right back" - waiter

Learned a valuable lesson there. Our two buddies ran "bodyguard" detail by the ropes on the stairs leading up to our table. I went to the bathroom and passed a group of bachelorettes. I touched one slightly on the elbow, leaned in and whispered that if she would like to move her party up to the VIP section she can tell the "big guy in the suit by the ropes" that "anti said it was ok".

They went right in. We went from 4 dude sausage fest to being swarmed by 12 girls. 3-1 ratio gentlemen. At one point we were up to 15 girls, we kicked out the 3 girls that snuck in. It is hliarious watching your unemployed 6'2" friend tell a couple a drunk girls that they have to leave because they werent invited. The rejection they must have felt as they were escorted down the stairs in full view of the club and that felt rope was closed behind them must have been intense.

I felt like such a beast. Grinding a 9 up against the railing and grabbing her ass in full view of the club. At one point we just stood and watched them, peering down from our perch of glory, referring to them as our peons. Real "our own reality" type shit. ABout $300 before being split, for one of the best nights ive ever had.

If you believe it will work, it probably will.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
No sleeping all day, no getting my dick licked

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I'm pretty sure most of those girls were the ones who were in on it from the start. I wasn't really impressed with the execution or outcome in this video, but it's a good idea.

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Thats the coolest thing ever, I want to try it now haha!

Don't give them what they expect, and you'll get from them what you never expected.
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#15

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Wow. Great idea..I want to try this!
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This is cool, but the eXile mafia did something even cooler about a decade ago. Google: "Buns Moons Moscow Nightclubs" (as a newbie, I can't post the URL).

They took a young intern, "transformed" him into a world-class DJ, got him a PR agent, security, a limo, some eye candy, and the elite Moscow nightclubs bought it. The article is hysterically funny.

"The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other fellow married her." – H.L. Mencken
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There was a company here in Australia actually delivering a full 'celebrity experience' a few years back. They would hook you up with security, paparazi, limo or sportscars, etc.

Maybe a business opportunity as well as fresh means of game. Sub-contract limo companies, security, photographers. Or better yet keep those costs down by hitting up the local gym and find a few built guys, make a call to photography classes and see if anyone could use a little cash to pay for those lenses, find a few hotties to play star struck fans - make a casting call for wannabe models/actresses and convince a few to 'act'. Call around limo companies for one most desperate for business and willing to discount.

'I blew most of my money on fast cars, booze and women. The rest I squandered' - George Best
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Urban Improv: Day Game taken to a whole. new. level.
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This thread is awesome! When I have more money for balling, I have to try this just for giggles!

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