[Spartan]

Kissed a girl a few nights ago. so making progress for sure
going out to a night club tonight with a turkish buddy, a nice guy.

I've gotten the most fashionable clothing (super pointed shoes..I feel I could stab someone with them!)

[LifeBeginsAt40]

(04-12-2012 11:24 AM)Spartan Wrote:  

Not really, I'm in the FSU..thats the main thing, just a little further east.


Holy shit..I just checked mamba and the girl I have a meeting with sent me this message.
What the fuck!!!

Translated from Russian
The crazy farmer runs around the farm naked and rapes pigs. Sometimes he spent hours watching how chickens fuck, rolls the wheel of the farm and just enjoying life. When a pig gave birth to piglets sired by the farmer, he gets jealous of their father's zeal for the mother and eventually hangs them all. After that, he shows the dead piglets to the pig and kills her, then buries himself in the ground along with his beloved

If I am reading this right I think she wants you to dress like a naked farmer. I assume gumboots and a straw hat will do. Then she wants you to bend her over and make her squeal like a pig while you fuck her. I suggest getting a copy of the movie deliverance if you want to know what someone squealing like a pig sounds while getting fucked. She wants some piglets so I suggest you do her raw and get her pregnant. You will probably have to revisit her again in a years time to do the final part. If you can try and get yourself a banjo. Should make her go wild for you.

But seriously, this sounds like a girl a few sandwiches short of a picnic. She would need to be a 9 or better to consider going there and then I would be looking to get in and out fast.