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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 07:23 AM
I have wait 3 weeks to post this message because of rule of the forum.
In Cambodia I met a European man and we have fast sex. He was a nice and beautiful man but he did not like to spend the money on me but I have never been with European man before and he make me very happy.
Many months after we have sex, I find he has a sex writing web site. From this web site I have found that he write here on this forum. I read through all of his posts here and very recently I find out that maybe he has herpes!! Now I am very scared that I have herpes too but I can not afford to visit doctor. I hope that maybe it is internet joke like kitty cat pictures. If I have herpes then my life will be said because no European man will want to make love with me again.
I am scared to contact him because when I with him he said he has a lot of connection and power in his home. I don't want to say his name, so my question is if you can write list of everybody here who has a sexually transmitted infection. My hope is that he is not on this list. Thank you very much!
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 07:39 AM
Heheh, good English for a Cambodian girl
Oh and I have AIDS, so tick me off your list
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 07:42 AM
I just spat coke all over my keyboard.
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 08:06 AM
What a fool... well played.
'I blew most of my money on fast cars, booze and women. The rest I squandered' - George Best
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 08:22 AM
Hahahahahaah! As soon as I started reading this I HOPED it would be what I thought it was. So glad it turned out so.
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 09:06 AM
Gotta be one of ours. We should make a poll and vote who we think it is.
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 09:32 AM
Am I the only one who heard the "Me so Horny" hooker's voice from the movie Full Metal Jacket?
"Feminism is a trade union for ugly women"- Peregrine
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 09:55 AM
Quote: (04-01-2012 09:06 AM)RioNomad Wrote:
Gotta be one of ours. We should make a poll and vote who we think it is.
I second that!
Quote: (04-01-2012 09:32 AM)vinman Wrote:
Am I the only one who heard the "Me so Horny" hooker's voice from the movie Full Metal Jacket?
Hahaha i did the exact same thing
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 10:10 AM
Only Deb Aucheray has sexual disease? I don't believe because everybody here want sex with woman all the time.
I am hope that the European man will come and send me message to say if has horrible disease or not. I put picture here so maybe he remember me.
He say to me that I am most pretty girl he even make love to.
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 12:39 PM
Shit, I was actually scared it my ex! haha
Her name is similar and I thought she was talking about the blog.
Well played. But next time make the English crappier.
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Cambodia girl
04-01-2012, 12:44 PM
Actually loled, OP is really taking the piss. Agreed, POTD
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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Cambodia girl
04-02-2012, 09:45 AM
So, nobody is going to claim responsibility?
If you missed it, this line suggests a certain senior forum member with an affinity for felines: "I hope that maybe it is internet joke like kitty cat pictures."
Also, did anybody else catch that Ros Sereysothea was a famous Cambodian singer?
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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Cambodia girl
04-02-2012, 10:40 AM
All I can say is that I wish I had the comedic genius to create such a troll masterpiece. Will the troll who created it please start a correspondence with me so I can pick your magnificent troll brain?
That is all.