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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 12:20 PM
Quote: (04-01-2012 11:58 AM)seluca Wrote:  

Well that is wierd, she said she was from Montenegro?

Swedish girl lies to Swedish guy about being from Montenegro and keeps the charade up long enough in English to bang him. He adds her on Facebook and completely ignores the fact that her profile is IN SWEDISH. He later posts on internet forum about how he banged a girl from Montenegro and acts quite surprised when another member points out that she is indeed Swedish.

Shit I know it's April Fools and all, but...
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 12:33 PM
Seriously, what motivates these people? I don't get it.
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 12:38 PM
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 03:01 PM
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 03:04 PM
Wow- what a waste of time!
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 03:45 PM
Fairly obvious troll for anyone that has been to Budva.

Well both me and NN have actually been to this town and neither of us I think would rate it as an "easy" place to hook up although it is a nice town and a good place to visit.

Its a small town with small town mentality and this troll basically said he pretty much got laid every night with local girls that look like models.

There are good looking girls in Budva - even some that are model quality - but my impression apart from the small town mentality getting laid barrier is that women there seem to get married (and then dont hit the bars or the clubs anymore) in their early to mid twenties at the latest.

The sausage fest vibe at the bars was off the scale from my experience but I was there in low season so maybe that had an effect.

The hottest girls that I found and approached in Budva were all from daygame and all turned out to be younger than I felt comfortable with (16 and 17 years old) so I passed and moved on.
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 03:47 PM
Quote: (04-01-2012 12:33 PM)naughtynomad Wrote:  

Seriously, what motivates these people? I don't get it.

Some dudes crave respect in the same way that women crave validation based on their looks.

Its not hard to understand.
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 04:47 PM
Quote: (04-01-2012 12:06 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

3. He claims he banged 7 girls in 10 days. I don't even think Mixx could handle that type of sex load. And this guy is from Sweden where their testosterone levels are not known to be high.

LMAO, I give him credit for his taste tho. This is one bad bitch....[Image: 395515_277066955688041_100001542164754_8...5765_n.jpg]
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-01-2012, 06:09 PM
^^

Waiting for the guy to say he wouldn't bang...
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04-01-2012, 10:08 PM
Quote: (04-01-2012 12:18 PM)Deb Auchery Wrote:  

Good investigative questioning Roosh.

I was 80% sure he was bullshitting, but slightly jealous that he might have fucked that first girl!

seriously haha
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04-01-2012, 11:24 PM
The lengths some people go to troll :/
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 12:17 AM
LOL @ this whole thread. That was fucking hilarious.
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 02:03 AM
Quote: (04-01-2012 04:47 PM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote:  

Quote: (04-01-2012 12:06 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

3. He claims he banged 7 girls in 10 days. I don't even think Mixx could handle that type of sex load. And this guy is from Sweden where their testosterone levels are not known to be high.

LMAO, I give him credit for his taste tho. This is one bad bitch....[Image: 395515_277066955688041_100001542164754_8...5765_n.jpg]

Her skin is too bright...


Wouldn't touch with 10 ft. pole.
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 04:03 AM
Quote: (04-02-2012 02:03 AM)drymarro Wrote:  

Quote: (04-01-2012 04:47 PM)playa_with_a_passport Wrote:  

Quote: (04-01-2012 12:06 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

3. He claims he banged 7 girls in 10 days. I don't even think Mixx could handle that type of sex load. And this guy is from Sweden where their testosterone levels are not known to be high.

LMAO, I give him credit for his taste tho. This is one bad bitch....[Image: 395515_277066955688041_100001542164754_8...5765_n.jpg]

Her skin is too bright...


Wouldn't touch with 10 ft. pole.

shes aiiiight no big deals. her eyeballs look like two turd dots
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04-02-2012, 04:18 AM
Quote: (04-02-2012 04:03 AM)hypesession Wrote:  

Quote: (04-02-2012 02:03 AM)drymarro Wrote:  

Her skin is too bright...

Wouldn't touch with 10 ft. pole.

shes aiiiight no big deals. her eyeballs look like two turd dots

Her roots are showing, she has a duckface, sharp elbows, etc. etc. #internetguy
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 06:30 AM
"sharp elbows"... hilarious..her legs are prob too long too, you just can't see it!!
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 01:18 PM
vindicated! i knew this didn't sound right

does show you though how outright trolls can seem plausible without further examination. funny to see people's hamster wheels spinning trying to reconcile their differing experience
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 04:09 PM
Soft filter was used to hide bad skin condition. Eczema or leprosy.
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 04:18 PM
Quote: (04-02-2012 04:09 PM)PDX Wrote:  

Soft filter was used to hide bad skin condition. Eczema or leprosy.

I was thinking more like lupus. It's obviously systemic.
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[FAKE DATA SHEET] Budva, Montenegro - The land of the horny locals

04-02-2012, 04:22 PM
Typical Serbian/Montenegrin girl......tall, fit, strong.
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