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Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
03-20-2012, 04:36 PM
I feel this needs to be posted in E Mechs summer clothing thread, just for lulz.
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Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
03-20-2012, 06:05 PM
Finally, a reason to renounce my Florida birth certificate. What the fuck were they thinking?
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Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
03-20-2012, 06:28 PM
This is like women complaining that porn is demeaning to women. Midget entertainers do it because they want to, and they get paid.
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Finally a reason to go to Florida -- Dwarf Tossing
03-20-2012, 06:46 PM
I have to hand it to Anderson Cooper. There is no way in hell I could have listened to that midget chick describe dwarf tossing without laughing my ass off. He didn't even crack a smile. That is professionalism.
The politician who wants to repeal the dwarf tossing law is a bold dude. I can imagine his conversations with reporters:
REPORTER: In a time of massive unemployment and a collapse of the Florida housing market, what is your plan to stimulate the economy?
POLITICIAN: Legalize dwarf tossing.