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I expect this down there[attachment=4934]

This bar in the picture would be right across the street
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Quote: (02-24-2012 03:44 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Naked girls get bottomless sausage. Continental breakfast in the morning for overnight guests.

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My guest get unlimited Hors d'oeuvres before the main sausage course. [Image: smile.gif]

Humm..may be if I offer free continental breakfast I would double my guests.....pondering.

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El Mech -

Do you think you can catch a couple of these live for AlphaBeta Bar™ fish tank?

It would save on start up costs.

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Beach bar for rent on Craigslist 2k a month.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/off/2852688849.html
This isn't hard to pull off. I would offer him less and it would be grandfathered in for the licence if it didn't have one already. 1300 or so I'm thinking. We hire some clowns to pass flyers to the girls on the beach for some free drinks and whatnot to drag them over. Easy.

G no Great whites but I can catch Sharks here 24/7 in about 15 minutes.
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This is near my house. Any day of the week as long as your tackle can handle it.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 02:48 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here you go Chad a whole restaurant with beer and wine 32k
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bfs/2865089603.html

Are you shitting me?!

The hood system in that place would cost damn near that much! If I had 50k for start up capital I'd pack my shit tonight

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Quote: (02-24-2012 04:56 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 02:48 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here you go Chad a whole restaurant with beer and wine 32k
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bfs/2865089603.html

Are you shitting me?!

The hood system in that place would cost damn near that much! If I had 50k for start up capital I'd pack my shit tonight

Yeah really.

I could be The Donald Trump of St. Pete's in a week if I moved there.

I have to check that place out.

It's cheaper than the 3rd world.

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Quote: (02-24-2012 04:56 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 02:48 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here you go Chad a whole restaurant with beer and wine 32k
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bfs/2865089603.html

Are you shitting me?!

The hood system in that place would cost damn near that much! If I had 50k for start up capital I'd pack my shit tonight
I told you it's easy here. The problem is that place was run into the ground buy the last 5 previous owners here more than likely. either way some decent grub would turn it around quick. Seriously I have family that are sitting on empty restaurants all over this county. If you come here and you're not a total shithead they may comp you or anyone a few months to gamble on having a steady renter. Roll the dice!

Anyone who has their shit together wins here.

Also the bars here that have kitchens that don't use them will hand you the keys and take a percentage of food sales only. I know about 10 of them empty now.
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I'd put my expertise in marketing and social networking to the test for this. We could make this happen.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 05:07 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 04:56 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 02:48 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Here you go Chad a whole restaurant with beer and wine 32k
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/bfs/2865089603.html

Are you shitting me?!

The hood system in that place would cost damn near that much! If I had 50k for start up capital I'd pack my shit tonight
I told you it's easy here. The problem is that place was run into the ground buy the last 5 previous owners here more than likely. either way some decent grub would turn it around quick. Seriously I have family that are sitting on empty restaurants all over this county. If you come here and you're not a total shithead they may comp you or anyone a few months to gamble on having a steady renter. Roll the dice!

Anyone who has their shit together wins here.

Also the bars here that have kitchens that don't use them will hand you the keys and take a percentage of food sales only. I know about 10 of them empty now.

Do people there not eat out or something?

Or have any liquid dough?
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G, The problem here is every retard that moves down from the mid-west tries to open a restaurant but they never make good food. This guy opened one and spent 1+ mil on it down the road and hired some chef that killed it in two months. Make good food!!!Kinda like that chef Ramsey show.

This county(Pinellas) got 5 mil visitors last year. More per capita than any other county in the US.

Here's another one. This place used to be a lesbian bar. Turn key 1500 a month.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/off/2835855871.html
Edit: The fat fuck took the pizza oven out. His problem was he let these bitches he was trying to fuck answer phone and give tude to all his customers. Self destruction again.
THIS ONE CHAD!!!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/off/2842963920.html
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Seriously, I need to move to Florida. Im not in a position to risk it all on a venture right now, but dammit man I'm not forgetting this. One of you ballers on the forum needs to fund it and just hirer me to run it lol.

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Quote: (02-24-2012 03:46 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I expect this down there

This bar in the picture would be right across the street

That's my kinda clientele....

Are any of the other ones you listed off CL on the beach Mech? I have no idea what the hotspots are down there but being within walking distance of everything would be important.

Those prices are insanely cheap even if the first one is tiny.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 03:00 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

How about these "promotions," since you can't discriminate based on gender (or other protected clases):

People with BMI under 25 get in for discounted rate.

People wearing high heels and skirts get in for discounted rate.

Alright I want to be the guy at the door checking BMI's on the women.

Vice-Captain - #TeamWaitAndSee
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I'd be happy to man the door on BIG BOOB NIGHT

If they are bigger than my hands they get a free drink.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 06:32 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Seriously, I need to move to Florida. Im not in a position to risk it all on a venture right now, but dammit man I'm not forgetting this. One of you ballers on the forum needs to fund it and just hirer me to run it lol.
Pub and loft apt in downtown Safety Harbor? They shut that road down the first Tuesday of the month for live concerts. 2k easy that day alone. Pussy city! Lothario? I would pop in on that place for sure. Safety Harbor is one of Tampa bays gems.

Hot wheels..Only the first was on the beach. It's a little tricky to find places out there.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:30 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

The investment is the possible deal breaker. In ANY area where tourists congregate property is madly expensive, this goes for just about all areas of the world.
Not here. It's not Miami. I live in a tourist city and you can buy a house here for 30k

You are also gonna have to add in costs for various types of insurances, taxes, utilities, inventory, maintenance, unexpected costs, permits, etc.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 07:30 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:30 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

The investment is the possible deal breaker. In ANY area where tourists congregate property is madly expensive, this goes for just about all areas of the world.
Not here. It's not Miami. I live in a tourist city and you can buy a house here for 30k

You are also gonna have to add in costs for various types of insurances, taxes, utilities, inventory, maintenance, unexpected costs, permits, etc.
40 dollars a day before inventory. No problem.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 07:07 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 06:32 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Seriously, I need to move to Florida. Im not in a position to risk it all on a venture right now, but dammit man I'm not forgetting this. One of you ballers on the forum needs to fund it and just hirer me to run it lol.
Pub and loft apt in downtown Safety Harbor? They shut that road down the first Tuesday of the month for live concerts. 2k easy that day alone. Pussy city! Lothario? I would pop in on that place for sure. Safety Harbor is one of Tampa bays gems.

Hot wheels..Only the first was on the beach. It's a little tricky to find places out there.

2k? Is a concert for 10 people?

If they do concerts like that and you know it you sell $25 packages like "four beers and ten wings" You buy the food in bulk, talk to the vendors and pick shit up cheap when they're trying to burn it out you'd make CRAZY money.

Assume you get 500 people at $25 bucks a head on a simple menu 2 cooks and 2 bartenders could handle? Im talking dollar dollar bill here son!

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Quote: (02-24-2012 07:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:30 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:30 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

The investment is the possible deal breaker. In ANY area where tourists congregate property is madly expensive, this goes for just about all areas of the world.
Not here. It's not Miami. I live in a tourist city and you can buy a house here for 30k

You are also gonna have to add in costs for various types of insurances, taxes, utilities, inventory, maintenance, unexpected costs, permits, etc.
40 dollars a day before inventory. No problem.

You pass those expenses along to the patrons. You learn what sells learn to make it cheap then ad 10% to the cost you'd normally charge and cover your ass.

The advantage to something like this is you have flexibility. Franchised places and even spots that are managed by a restaurant group wont bend to best suit the customer and make the most money. They stick by their standards that work in 80% of the locations and ignore the fact that this one area is different.

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Quote: (02-24-2012 07:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:30 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:30 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

The investment is the possible deal breaker. In ANY area where tourists congregate property is madly expensive, this goes for just about all areas of the world.
Not here. It's not Miami. I live in a tourist city and you can buy a house here for 30k

You are also gonna have to add in costs for various types of insurances, taxes, utilities, inventory, maintenance, unexpected costs, permits, etc.
40 dollars a day before inventory. No problem.

I think you might have a bit of a disconnect here

That's like 2 cases of beer and a cheap bottle of vodka a day (even at bulk rates you get maybe twice that)

And you plan on giving it away to chicks all day?
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Quote: (02-24-2012 07:56 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:30 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:30 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

The investment is the possible deal breaker. In ANY area where tourists congregate property is madly expensive, this goes for just about all areas of the world.
Not here. It's not Miami. I live in a tourist city and you can buy a house here for 30k

You are also gonna have to add in costs for various types of insurances, taxes, utilities, inventory, maintenance, unexpected costs, permits, etc.
40 dollars a day before inventory. No problem.

You pass those expenses along to the patrons. You learn what sells learn to make it cheap then ad 10% to the cost you'd normally charge and cover your ass.

The advantage to something like this is you have flexibility. Franchised places and even spots that are managed by a restaurant group wont bend to best suit the customer and make the most money. They stick by their standards that work in 80% of the locations and ignore the fact that this one area is different.

Right, but my point is that you can't just buy your insurance. permits, etc. a year after you've been in business, you need most of that money up front.

And when you have many "owners", the ones who aren't getting their way may not be interested in putting more money into the operation as additional/unexpected expenses pop up.

not saying it can't be done, but this sounds like a ton of work and risk when you could just get a job as a bartender for the same basic result.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 07:57 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:30 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:30 PM)Vicious Wrote:  

The investment is the possible deal breaker. In ANY area where tourists congregate property is madly expensive, this goes for just about all areas of the world.
Not here. It's not Miami. I live in a tourist city and you can buy a house here for 30k

You are also gonna have to add in costs for various types of insurances, taxes, utilities, inventory, maintenance, unexpected costs, permits, etc.
40 dollars a day before inventory. No problem.

I think you might have a bit of a disconnect here

That's like 2 cases of beer and a cheap bottle of vodka a day (even at bulk rates you get maybe twice that)

And you plan on giving it away to chicks all day?

Actually its a keg of shit beer and 2 cheap handles of vodka. Beer is beer and you water the vodka down and turn 2 bottles into 4 and sling at the bitches all night long because they dont know the difference

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Quote: (02-24-2012 08:02 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:57 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:40 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:30 PM)snoop Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 01:33 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Not here. It's not Miami. I live in a tourist city and you can buy a house here for 30k

You are also gonna have to add in costs for various types of insurances, taxes, utilities, inventory, maintenance, unexpected costs, permits, etc.
40 dollars a day before inventory. No problem.

I think you might have a bit of a disconnect here

That's like 2 cases of beer and a cheap bottle of vodka a day (even at bulk rates you get maybe twice that)

And you plan on giving it away to chicks all day?

Actually its a keg of shit beer and 2 cheap handles of vodka. Beer is beer and you water the vodka down and turn 2 bottles into 4 and sling at the bitches all night long because they dont know the difference

This place sounds like the kind of place that will get everyone there for the free drinks early to pregame, then hit the road to go places for the real fun later. And when a group of 15-20 frat brothers all show up with that intent and start killing the supply, what then?

Can you even throw a pregame party on $40, much less run a bar for an entire day and night?

If you can pull it off more power to you, and I wish you luck in doing so. It seems way easier to just become a bartender in an existing bar though.
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Quote: (02-24-2012 07:54 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 07:07 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote: (02-24-2012 06:32 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Seriously, I need to move to Florida. Im not in a position to risk it all on a venture right now, but dammit man I'm not forgetting this. One of you ballers on the forum needs to fund it and just hirer me to run it lol.
Pub and loft apt in downtown Safety Harbor? They shut that road down the first Tuesday of the month for live concerts. 2k easy that day alone. Pussy city! Lothario? I would pop in on that place for sure. Safety Harbor is one of Tampa bays gems.

Hot wheels..Only the first was on the beach. It's a little tricky to find places out there.
No you'd be able to sell 2k worth of beer out of the front door that day easy. You can drink on the streets.

2k? Is a concert for 10 people?

If they do concerts like that and you know it you sell $25 packages like "four beers and ten wings" You buy the food in bulk, talk to the vendors and pick shit up cheap when they're trying to burn it out you'd make CRAZY money.

Assume you get 500 people at $25 bucks a head on a simple menu 2 cooks and 2 bartenders could handle? Im talking dollar dollar bill here son!
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I talked to a lot of people in Clearwater. It was the same story over and over. "Do everything full circle, and you'll succeed here." What happens down there is folks move to the area to make money. They get caught up in the lifestyle, drugs, ect. and go to shit. They stop finishing jobs they promise to people.

So, if you go there and keep some initiative, you'll do well. Yankees do particularly well, having had to survive the rat race in the N.E. Corridor. And the natives? Forget it. They offer no competition.

They pussy is off the chain. Tampa Bay is my first when I go back to the U.S.
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