My game in general go around humor . It's my best asset with charm . Like other have said , the line is thin between a clown/friend zone and someone who has good oral skill and don't give a shit about the woman status . It's why I always take fun of women and push their bounderies and say awfull thing and crack a smile after , it always pass . I'm on the case of one girl for 2-3 jokes/comment and swith to another one or throw a call at me . You don't want to look like you are on his case or hate her . For me it's work really well because it shows good oral/repartition sens asset from me and put her on a inferior zone because I can brake her at all time. At the end his emotions have been up and down the whole night and it's always a good thing,like we all know they act from their emotions .
Telling jokes to game girls
I was about to make a thread on "humor game". Its pretty good if you can get the girl smiling and laughing. I don't have any jokes memorized like some lame comedian who can't work with his surroundings. I'm just always cracking jokes and trying to get people to smile when I'm around people I feel comfortable with. Shit, ill even say that most of my sessions have occured because of my dry, sarcastic humor. Laughter goes a very long way. Think of how much more comfortable and closer you feel to someone who has you cheesing compared to a person who acts like they have a stick up their ass.
Quote: (02-14-2012 10:29 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:
Quote: (02-14-2012 09:58 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:
Here's one I like that picks on blonde girls.
A blonde and brunette are in an elevator and a man gets on. He scratches his head and has a lot of dandruff, so the brunette looks at the blonde and says, "He could really use head and shoulders."
The blonde replies with, "How do you give shoulders?"
Your joke by itself is funny. But you have to tell it the right way. If you’re talking to a group of girls you should
turn to the blonde and say, “You know …I think I met you in an elevator before”. Then tell the joke as if it was
a real story about her. Everyone will follow along believing it’s a true story until you drop the punchline. Then
you’ll get a bunch of smirks followed by laughter when they realize you’re fucking with them.
The old "Goodwill Hunting" treatment
Quote: (02-14-2012 10:10 PM)Indefatigable Wrote:
Quote: (02-14-2012 03:08 PM)Greek kamaki Wrote:
The problem is that if you get girls to laugh often girls may view you a comedian or clown and without sexual interest.There is a fine line there some guys get laid by being totally serious.
I'm not sure how much this happens, but it's probably a real risk. I'm a naturally playful guy who recently got back in shape, and I wonder if being the comedian may actually do me more harm than good now. I mean I think I'm now good looking enough that being the clown may just be an unnecessary risk. I guess I just have to go by trial and error.
I think a lot of people have the impression that a "funny" person is determined by the quantity of good jokes/comments.
If you can bring the house down with 1 or 2 jokes over a few hours, why bust out 20 in the same time frame?
The best humor is spontaneous flirty humor.. the type thats sprinkled and mixed in a flirty playful conversation.
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Quote: (02-28-2012 10:34 AM)xmlenigma Wrote:
The best humor is spontaneous flirty humor.. the type thats sprinkled and mixed in a flirty playful conversation.
I always joke around with a sexual undertone. Say things in a way that can be taken sexually. You can play it either way depending on how they react.
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Example of humor for Scandinavia:
-Are you from Sweden?
-Yes.
-Can you explain to me why all Danish girls speak from their larynx?
-(She laughing)Oh,it is common here yes it is true Danish speak this way.
-But how do then I understand if a girl is Swedish or Norwegian?
-Do you like girls from Scandinavia?
-Yes,you are famous.
-What do you mean?
-There are many movies with Scandinavian women(you imply porn movies,a lot of porn movies were shot in Scandinavia in the '70s and local girls gained the fame of the very liberated).
-Yes,we have some good actors.
-For sure.Do you like ...(and you throw a name of Scandinavian director).
Humor for German girls.
-Are you from Germany?
-Yes.
-I guessed it.
-How?
-Because you have German look.Your nails are not colored and you have very little make up.Are you not afraid of the competition?
-No,you mean here the local girls.We German girls want to appear serious we never carry this kind of make up nor do we wear such skirts.Here girls show a lot.
-This is good.Serious women are always better.(you mean better in sex).You take everything seriously.
-Are you from Sweden?
-Yes.
-Can you explain to me why all Danish girls speak from their larynx?
-(She laughing)Oh,it is common here yes it is true Danish speak this way.
-But how do then I understand if a girl is Swedish or Norwegian?
-Do you like girls from Scandinavia?
-Yes,you are famous.
-What do you mean?
-There are many movies with Scandinavian women(you imply porn movies,a lot of porn movies were shot in Scandinavia in the '70s and local girls gained the fame of the very liberated).
-Yes,we have some good actors.
-For sure.Do you like ...(and you throw a name of Scandinavian director).
Humor for German girls.
-Are you from Germany?
-Yes.
-I guessed it.
-How?
-Because you have German look.Your nails are not colored and you have very little make up.Are you not afraid of the competition?
-No,you mean here the local girls.We German girls want to appear serious we never carry this kind of make up nor do we wear such skirts.Here girls show a lot.
-This is good.Serious women are always better.(you mean better in sex).You take everything seriously.
Or with Swiss girl.
-Are you from England?
-No,I am from Switzerland.
-Are you a banker?
-She(laughing)Oh,no.
-I thought all Swiss are bankers.
-No,this is not true.
-For sure you are not a banker?Switzerland must be full of banks.
-Yes,we have banks but there are many more things in Switzerland.
-Oh,I know.You have watches.
-Are you from England?
-No,I am from Switzerland.
-Are you a banker?
-She(laughing)Oh,no.
-I thought all Swiss are bankers.
-No,this is not true.
-For sure you are not a banker?Switzerland must be full of banks.
-Yes,we have banks but there are many more things in Switzerland.
-Oh,I know.You have watches.
To continue on your swiss exemple, I would have go in another direction .
For your bank exemple I would have said in french mostly, Es ce que tu encaisse ? That mean do you cash in...In french it means 3 different thing the money term,a sexual term and a beating term . I would add... I will give you a liquid deposit /Je vais te donner un dépot liquide .
- If/I'm your like your chease you should be/I'M open .
-I can show you a french alphorn ...
- Are you like a swiss canif ? Are you multi purpose/usage ?
So much call on swiss... it take me 2 sec .
For your bank exemple I would have said in french mostly, Es ce que tu encaisse ? That mean do you cash in...In french it means 3 different thing the money term,a sexual term and a beating term . I would add... I will give you a liquid deposit /Je vais te donner un dépot liquide .
- If/I'm your like your chease you should be/I'M open .
-I can show you a french alphorn ...
- Are you like a swiss canif ? Are you multi purpose/usage ?
So much call on swiss... it take me 2 sec .
Or with Swiss I would say:
-I heard you have some excellent ports in Switzerland.
-Oh,no there are no ports in Switzerland.
-No ports?And where do you park your ships?
-Switzerland does not have sea.
-Do you have rivers at least?
-Yes,we have some big rivers.
-Can you swim there?
-Not in most of them.But we swim in lakes.
-Are these lakes with sand or with rocks?
-Some have sand.
-Pity we do not have so many lakes in Greece.
-But you have sea.
-I noticed that.
-I heard you have some excellent ports in Switzerland.
-Oh,no there are no ports in Switzerland.
-No ports?And where do you park your ships?
-Switzerland does not have sea.
-Do you have rivers at least?
-Yes,we have some big rivers.
-Can you swim there?
-Not in most of them.But we swim in lakes.
-Are these lakes with sand or with rocks?
-Some have sand.
-Pity we do not have so many lakes in Greece.
-But you have sea.
-I noticed that.
Or with Russian girl:
-Are you from Russia?
-Yes.
-From Moscow?
-Yes,from Moscow.(iz Moskvi)
-Timati a DJ Dlee?(girl starts laughing)
-Have you been in Russia?
-One time only.But I like Russian food a lot.
-Really what do you like?
-I like borsh.I eat it everyday.And your piroski are fine.
-Oh,you like borsh.
-Yes,I know it is Ukrainian but you have it in Russia as well.But I do not like katchapuri(a Georgian food).
-You like katchapuri?
-No,I do not like katchapuri.Can you cook Russian food?
-Yes,I can.
-Will you cook for me when I come?
-When will you come?
-For sure this year.I want to see Red Square and Kremlin.I like Russians.Your vodka is the best.
-(Girl laughing)Oh,you like vodka.
-Every man likes vodka.But I think in Russia the women like it too.
-We drink from time to time.
-I like wodka Zubrowka.Oh,sorry it is polish.I like Stolishnaya.
-I do not know it.
-So you drink only vodka Stalin?
-Are you from Russia?
-Yes.
-From Moscow?
-Yes,from Moscow.(iz Moskvi)
-Timati a DJ Dlee?(girl starts laughing)
-Have you been in Russia?
-One time only.But I like Russian food a lot.
-Really what do you like?
-I like borsh.I eat it everyday.And your piroski are fine.
-Oh,you like borsh.
-Yes,I know it is Ukrainian but you have it in Russia as well.But I do not like katchapuri(a Georgian food).
-You like katchapuri?
-No,I do not like katchapuri.Can you cook Russian food?
-Yes,I can.
-Will you cook for me when I come?
-When will you come?
-For sure this year.I want to see Red Square and Kremlin.I like Russians.Your vodka is the best.
-(Girl laughing)Oh,you like vodka.
-Every man likes vodka.But I think in Russia the women like it too.
-We drink from time to time.
-I like wodka Zubrowka.Oh,sorry it is polish.I like Stolishnaya.
-I do not know it.
-So you drink only vodka Stalin?
Quote: (02-28-2012 10:38 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:
Quote: (02-28-2012 10:34 AM)xmlenigma Wrote:
The best humor is spontaneous flirty humor.. the type thats sprinkled and mixed in a flirty playful conversation.
I always joke around with a sexual undertone. Say things in a way that can be taken sexually. You can play it either way depending on how they react.
Done playfully, she gets it, but its not over enough to turn her off. In fact, they love playing in this territory & participating and giving back some of that stuff.
The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.
- Garry Kasparov | @Kasparov63
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I was thinking about jokes today. I need to add that to my tool belt. My convos go into my travels and military shit. I was watching Craig Freguson and he said this short joke. Key to the joke is it's believable until the punchline.
"I was a hand model for a while." Talks about the job... "I had to quit because I couldn't get enough hand jobs."
I think short realistic jokes are good to have. Naturally I am not a funny guy so I need to work on my timing and story telling but it is worth learning. Need that inner game and confidence to pull off.
I was thinking about jokes today. I need to add that to my tool belt. My convos go into my travels and military shit. I was watching Craig Freguson and he said this short joke. Key to the joke is it's believable until the punchline.
"I was a hand model for a while." Talks about the job... "I had to quit because I couldn't get enough hand jobs."
I think short realistic jokes are good to have. Naturally I am not a funny guy so I need to work on my timing and story telling but it is worth learning. Need that inner game and confidence to pull off.
The cycle of disrespect can start with just an appetizer.
Wow. This is something tailor made for cab game. I am putting these to work tomorrow night. How would you rephrase the joke though?
Blonde gets into cab with her friend. I say hey blonde girl, i can tell you dont remember but we met in an elevator before. "huh really?". Ya, it was me you and your friend there, another guy got got in the elevator with us and he had a lot of dandruff dont you remember??? 'what are you talking about? no..." Ya it was you, I heard your friend whisper to you "he needs some head and shoulders" and you told her "how do you give shoulders?".
That good?
Quote:Quote:
a blonde and brunette are in an elevator and a man gets on. He scratches his head and has a lot of dandruff, so the brunette looks at the blonde and says, "He could really use head and shoulders."
The blonde replies with, "How do you give shoulders?"
Your joke by itself is funny. But you have to tell it the right way. If you’re talking to a group of girls you should
turn to the blonde and say, “You know …I think I met you in an elevator before”. Then tell the joke as if it was
a real story about her.
Blonde gets into cab with her friend. I say hey blonde girl, i can tell you dont remember but we met in an elevator before. "huh really?". Ya, it was me you and your friend there, another guy got got in the elevator with us and he had a lot of dandruff dont you remember??? 'what are you talking about? no..." Ya it was you, I heard your friend whisper to you "he needs some head and shoulders" and you told her "how do you give shoulders?".
That good?
Quote: (02-14-2012 01:20 PM)Greek kamaki Wrote:
The joke makes an effect or not depending on girl's background.For example sth an American may find funny a Russian will find totally superficial and stupid or even annoying.So you have to adjust your joking in the national environment.
For example polish girls like irony,German women like sadistic jokes,Czech women like black humor,Scandinavian and Dutch like heavy Balkan humor(exaggeration) and Mediteranean women like situational humor.
So you use the type of humor which is fit for each girl's nationality.I may give you some examples of what is considered a joke in Poland,in Czech Republic etc.
I agree with Kamaki. Cultural background is key here, to understand what works and what doesn´t work on a girl.
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