Have you ever used game to bang a fattie? nsfw
02-05-2012, 04:41 PM
*breaks out fat bitch data sheet*
lulz.
IME, there are 3 kinds of fat bitches, and i've managed to fuck only 2 of them
1) A fat bitch with assets
- massive titties
- Brazilian level of ass
This is your typical ScoreHD/porno type chick. They know that when you talk to them, you really just want to fuck them. Unlike a lot of women who pretend that you're really interested in the face, fashion, or what they have to say - a fat chick with big tits KNOWS that all you can think about is fucking her. And pretty much, anything you say is in service of that.
So if she wants to fuck, that night, you might be a good candidate. (this is the only way I've managed to pull a Samantha 38G type)
But there's a god damned line to get up in these broads, like you wouldn't believe, primarily because of the thirst and the 'perceived' easiness.
I find these bitches to be much harder to pull than regular hotties of a normal weight and normal ass/titty sizes.
I think this phenomenon is worse with Asian, Indian, Med/Arab, Latina, and White chicks who have big tits, and black women with big asses. They're fat, but they know they've got the goods that their usual suspects want.
And as long as the Asian/Indian/Med/Latina/White chicks with phat asses don't deal with a lot of hip hop/urban types - their bodies are generally unappreciated by their own guys, so it makes easier to get in. Which is why you want to break into cultural circles far outside of your own, cause Vijay is making her feel bad that she's not slender, whilst you would wax that ass to the point of her dl'ing tupac and learning to twerk for you.
And black chicks with big titties and noassatall disease, don't have the same level of competition as her sisters with phat asses and mosquito bites. (not that they'd tell you this though)
This is the holy grail, this is why we travel. We want to be in the one place where most of the native dudes want big titties, and we want the neglected phat asses, or most dudes want phat asses, and we want big titties, or most dudes want moderation and slenderness, and we want exaggeration.
2) Delusional bitches i.e. fat bitches with no good physical attributes whatsoever. No titties, no ass, no hips, no DSL's...nothing.
But
- she'll brag on titties that look like ant hills in comparison to her gut, cause she's 52D cup
- she says she has a phat ass, but it's really just very big, befitting her poundage.
I'm WI, so I deal with a lot of black women who are large and think they're in charge. Usually they're protecting the one cute one (who is usually just shorter, less fat, or younger)
Bertha thinks that she's a 10, and she thinks every dude is trying to fuck her, but if you aren't Tyrese or Brad Pitt, you have no chance. This is the general hot girl mind set, but it seems to be worse with these delusional bitches.
Unlike her sister with the massive titties or perfect bubble ass, she's just a barrel with 2 arms and hooves shod in chunky heels. She's deluded beyond all belief.
Why would you want to fuck a chick like this?
Honestly, sometimes a big chick's dirty mouth can catch your interest, and all you want is a chance to throat fuck her. Her bitchiness and orneriness, can flip that "punish" mode switch. And I know i'm not the only one that gets satisfaction by putting a bitch in her place. "punished with an ass fucking" © Kokokat
Sufficiently turned on, I'll spit the game, jump through some hoops, turn the game around and make her jump through mine, but the anger and hostility that some of these bitches have is just insurmountable. Like even if she's teasing and flirting, that shit can cut very deep, or she can be one word away from anger.
Although I think it is possible to bed one of these pitbulls (maybe bull mastiff is a better metaphor), they will wear you down to the point that you want to stop trying, even though a couple more minutes and she'll be sufficiently broken that she's down to fuck. Maybe she's more alpha, or maybe you come to your senses.
3) unguarded low self esteem bitches that trade pussy for any bit of affection.
Also built like a block of government cheese, they attract dudes for their sweetness, as opposed to their bitchiness.
aka, why you see a lot of black dudes with white chicks who have no physical redeeming qualities.
We've had meetings, and i'm trying to get my fellow broughams off that Roseanne Barr, but the field evidence tells us that 1) fat girls give great head, 2) white girls live to suck dick, therefore....fat white girls are Allah's form of reparations. Pretty much every other flavor of #3 is the same, just with the lack of head skills.
Anyway, these LSE bitches that aren't guarded like #2, are sweet as sweet potato pie, and grateful for any attention. They will do all that hollywood shit for you. Cook, clean, suck dick on command with awesome skills, anal upon request - this is only at the beginning, afterwards they of course become the bitches we despise, because the get bored, think they can do better.... (while you're just slumming, you could easily get seduced by the constant pussy access and get fat as a result, please believe me, i've seen it happen to folks)
But the difference is that these #3 girls, either approach you or make it very easy to approach them. Eye contact, proximity violations, all the classic, "hey come talk to me" stuff they teach in girls school.
So to recap, and this is for American chicks or foreign chicks in America
1) fat girls with obvious physical assets = have to game harder than normal
2) delusional fat chicks = if you're turned on, they will wear you out, rather than out game you (which is what happens with 9's and 10's, they purposely don't hook)
3) low self esteem fat chicks = no game necessary.
In my estimation, #3's become #2's after being pumped and dumped enough, and 2/3's out number #1's by a large and heavy margin.
I've knocked out #1 and #3, but this is more about a test of your own moral fiber and integrity, rather than servicing your dick's needs.
Still, the dick wants what it wants, and the brain just facilitates
WIA